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The Secret History of Xiaozhuang Episode 1
The prairie in midsummer is beautiful and vast, and the boundless grass waves are dotted with wild flowers. In the distance are white yurts, sheep and horses roaming leisurely on the grassland, and eagles hovering between the blue sky and white clouds.
In the distance, the wave of joy is surging, and the Nadam convention is entering a climax-wrestling competition. The burly Mongolian wrestlers struggled, and the onlookers burst into cheers and applause from time to time. The atmosphere is very warm.
The sound of hooves came from the other side of the grassland. I saw the vigorous, handsome and lively Da Yuer leading the way, running at full speed, followed by a dozen Mongolian youths shouting and laughing. One of the strong young people is coming to Ma Rufei. He is getting closer and closer to her, and he is proud of himself. He shouted to everyone: get out of the way, Gege is mine!
Hearing this, Da Yuer turned back with a whip. The young man was unprepared and fell off his horse screaming. Everyone laughed at him and galloped past him on horseback.
Another young man smiled and shouted, Gege, let me meet you in Aobao!
With a smile on her face, Big Jade turned around and shouted, See if you can catch up with me!
Big on her gently shook the reins and slowed down a little. She clenched the whip in her hand, listened to the approaching sound of horseshoes, then turned and smiled, like a beautiful flower blooming in the wind. The young man was stunned at first, but he just wanted to smile back. Unexpectedly, Da Yuer raised his whip and pulled it at him. He was taken aback and fell off his horse. Looking at her naughty smile, the young man beat the grass impatiently with his fist.
With a look of schadenfreude on her pretty face, she glanced at the group of young people behind her, whipped her horse and galloped away. The young people are a little discouraged, but they are still chasing after them. A man and a rider appeared on a slope not far away. That man is imposing and personable. His name is Dourgen and he is a young hero. Dourgen watched her tease all the young people, which made him feel funny. On a whim, he grabbed the horse's stomach with his legs and the horse shot out like an arrow. Dourgen's war horse, like a whirlwind, passed by those Mongolian youths and quickly approached Da Yuer.
Da Yuer suddenly heard the pounding of horses' hooves, turned around in surprise and was taken aback when she saw that Dourgen was near. She gritted her teeth and urged the horse to run. Dourgen couldn't help laughing and flogging him. Dourgen's horse soon swung its whip when it was less than a horse away from Da Yuer. The whip is like a flexible snake, wrapped around her slender waist. Da Yuer was surprised and tried to struggle, but was pulled back by Dourgen's whip. Da Yuer exclaimed and let go of the reins.
Dourgen's horse was almost neck and neck with Da Yuer's, only to see Duo Duo trying to take back the whip, and Da Yuer fell into his arms. Da Yuer's horse is still running forward, but Dourgen's steed slows down. Leaning in Dourgen's arms, Da Yuer stole a look at the Mongolian youths who had got on the horse and shook her head and sighed.
Dourgen said with a clear smile: You are really a descendant of Genghis Khan. Your equestrian is very good!
While struggling angrily, Da Yuer shouted: Let me go!
Dourgen smiled: Don't let go!
Da Yuer listened to Dourgen's accent and looked at him intently. She was suddenly shocked and angry: You are not from Horqin! Let me go!
Dourgen smirked; Just don't let go!
Da Yuer looked angrily: Then don't blame me! She quickly pulled the dagger out of her boots and jerked it. Dourgen was startled, and his hand tightened the reins. Ma Si hissed and his hooves stood upright. The dagger in her hand stabbed Dourgen, and Dourgen panicked. Just then, an arrow quickly surprises and hits the dagger. Her wrist let out a cry of pain, and the dagger fell to the ground.
Dourgen grabbed Da Yuer's wrist and looked angry: What a fiery girl! I'm just kidding you. If you turn your face, turn your face!
Da Yuer looked upright: Who told you to bully me! Let me go!
Dourgen opened his eyes wide and roared: Don't let go!
Only one voice shouted majestically: Let her go!
Dourgen heard the voice, and though he was reluctant, he let her go. Da Yuer took the opportunity to jump off the horse and gave Dourgen a hard look. She rubbed her wrist and turned to see a mighty man riding a burly horse standing on a small slope not far away. Really arrogant. Da Yuer doesn't know that this person is the famous Huang Taiji.
Standing on the grass, Da Yuer shouted indignantly: You are not from Horqin either! Was that arrow yours just now? Who told you to mind your own business?
Huang taiji said nothing. He rode near and looked at Dourgen reproachfully. Doreen was surprised and uneasy at first. He said gratefully, Brother Four! Fortunately, you saved me! Or I'll be killed by this wild girl.
Huang taiji interrupted him and scolded him rudely: how do I teach you at ordinary times, have you forgotten? I didn't send you out for reconnaissance, not to make trouble!
Dourgen was full of shame: fourth brother, I just ...
Suddenly, the horn sounded. Huang taiji and dourgen turned to look in the direction where the horn sounded, only to see flags flying in the distance and figures flooding in. Huang taiji said: Let's go! Back on the team!
Huang taiji and dourgen turned and ran towards the horn.
Da Yuer shouted angrily, Hey! Come back here!
Dourgen turned to look at her riding a galloping horse with a provocative smile on her face. He shouted: Remember! You owe me when you meet Aobao!
After a few steps, Da Yuer saw the figure of Dourgen go away like a gust of wind, out of reach, stamping her feet with anger. "Gege! Gege! ..... "Her personal maid sumeru shouted, Mercedes from a distance.
Sumer gasped and asked in surprise, Gege! I have been looking for you for a long time! What happened? Who are you mad at?
Da Yuer picked up the dagger on the grass and turned to look at the two disappeared figures. One called me a wild girl and the other didn't even look at me. No one on Horqin grassland dares to do this to me! Hum, when I find them, I must settle this account!
Da Yuer angrily inserted the dagger back into her boots.
Suddenly, sumeru got off the horse, squatted on the ground, listened carefully for a while, and shouted excitedly: Gege! I think I hear the cavalry! Da Yuer looked back at Su Mo and said happily, Have you come to menstruation? Come and have a look with me in summer!
Worried, Dayuer galloped across the grassland, leaving Sumer far behind. Sumer panted after him and shouted, Gege … Wait for me …?
At the end of the horizon, a yellow Lama appeared, with a weather-beaten face. Da Yuer is getting closer and closer to him, and the Lama shouts to her: Good girl! Give some water to drink!
Hearing the sound, Dayu stopped the horse, and when she saw that the Lama in yellow looked haggard, she felt a little pity. She turned around and saw Sumer had arrived. She told her to give him some water to drink. Sumeru jumped off the horse, untied the water sac and handed it to the Lama.
The Lama nodded his thanks. He lifted the water bag and looked up to drink water. Inadvertently, he glanced at her and was surprised. Water poured into the trachea and he coughed violently. Lama lifted his sleeves and wiped his mouth, looking at her stupefied, confused and embarrassed.
The Lama couldn't help thinking: strange things! That's weird! Girls are expensive! How could you be born in this Mongolian grassland?
Sumeru disdains tunnel: This is our little space space in Horqin Banner. Of course, it's a big expensive phase. You can tell!
The Lama looked serious: I said more than that. This girl will definitely marry the king of a country in the future.
Sumer was intrigued and then giggled: Is the mother instrument the best in the world? Could it be that Emperor Daming wants to marry us as the queen?
Da Yuer blushed and said shyly, nonsense! What a nuisance! Her voice did not fall, so she patted the horse on the stomach with her foot. The horse on the leg knows the owner's mind and rushes forward with all his strength. Da Yuer flashed at the Lama, reached for the backwater bag and flew away without looking back. Sumeru quickly ran after the horse.
The Lama looked at the back of Da Yuer and sighed: Xiaogege, your future prosperity is beyond your imagination today! Just ... alas! Unfortunately, things can't be all right!
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