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I am proud of my writing and singing skills.
My mother said that when I was a child, the whole building could hear my crying, which showed how loud my voice was, but now I'm not crying, I'm singing.
I often sing to the electric fan now, because my voice will drift far away when the electric fan rotates. I'm surprised. I listen to songs with my mother. I can listen to my favorite songs once, even if I listen to many songs I don't like.
Every time I try to hum a melody, it will be out of tune. I really hope that the door of music will open for me soon. I wish I could stand on the shining stage like a super girl and watch my fans say my name over and over again.
Listen, cheer for me, cheer for me.
My father once told me that if you set a goal, you must be desperate and not afraid of new hard work to get it. I believe that as long as I have confidence and learn music well, the door of the music world will definitely open for me.
The angel of the world took me through every step, making my parents proud of me and my classmates proud of me. I firmly believe that I will become the most popular singer in a few years.
I have 286 skills in singing.
My specialty is roller skating. I can skate very fast and play all kinds of tricks.
I watched people skating freely on skates in the square, so I wanted to skate, so I asked my mother to buy me skates.
That's how I learned to skate. I first learned to stand on skates, then learned how to skate, then tried to skate slowly without being pulled, then skated faster, and finally played tricks.
In the process of studying, I met many interesting things. Once, I was practicing backward skating, but there was a banana peel behind me, which caused me to fall to the ground and attracted the laughter of the children next to me. Another time, when I went up the stairs, I accidentally slipped and rolled down several stairs, scaring my mother to shout and pull me; Another time, I slipped and tripped over others, making others wrestle with me, making me scolded by others and tearing my pants.
I don't know how many scars I left for roller skating, but I ignored them and continued to practice.
Sure enough, many things happen. I can not only skate fast, but also skate "The Eagle Spreads its Wings" and "The Golden Rooster is Independent". I can skate 360 degrees, knock over the fork and stand firm.
Once, I invited several students to skate in the square. We skate faster than anyone else. "Three, two, one, go", we skate very fast, and no one wants to fall behind. As we approached the finish line, we tried our best to slide forward. As a result, I came first and they were not convinced. So we competed several times, and I was still the first.
They lost convincingly, and then we were among the best in all kinds of tricks.
Write a composition about skills.
My skills. My specialty is roller skating. I can skate very fast and play all kinds of tricks.
I watched people skating freely on skates in the square, so I wanted to skate, so I asked my mother to buy me skates.
That's how I learned to skate. I first learned to stand on skates, then learned how to skate, then tried to skate slowly without being pulled, then skated faster, and finally played tricks.
In the process of studying, I met many interesting things. Once, I was practicing backward skating, but there was a banana peel behind me, which caused me to fall to the ground and attracted the laughter of the children next to me. Another time, when I went up the stairs, I accidentally slipped and rolled down several stairs, scaring my mother to shout and pull me; Another time, I slipped and tripped over others, making others wrestle with me, making me scolded by others and tearing my pants.
I don't know how many scars I left for roller skating, but I ignored them and continued to practice.
Sure enough, many things happen. I can not only skate fast, but also skate "The Eagle Spreads its Wings" and "The Golden Rooster is Independent". I can skate 360 degrees, knock over the fork and stand firm.
Once, I invited several students to skate in the square. We skate faster than anyone else. "Three, two, one, go", we skate very fast, and no one wants to fall behind. As we approached the finish line, we tried our best to slide forward. As a result, I came first and they were not convinced. So we competed several times, and I was still the first.
They lost convincingly, and then we were among the best in all kinds of tricks.
By skating, I think it can not only exercise, but also relax.
Write a 300-word composition about swimming, dancing and singing.
What I am good at is dancing, because dancing can make people happy. As long as I dance, I will forget everything. Since the last time I danced in the air in a colorful coat, the autumn rain is still dancing on the plane leaves. I like dancing. When I dance at home, we are always smiling and happy. It was in these two semesters that I was selected for the dance team. After my efforts and hard work. Finally learned a lot of basic skills, such as pressing the front leg and lifting the side leg. First, the teacher taught the students to press the front leg and the side leg. When I press my front leg, my movements are relatively standard, but there are some problems when I press my side leg. The teacher came over and asked me to straighten my instep, straighten my legs, correct some irregular movements on my hands and arms, and then took me by the hand and shouted the beat to take me to leg press. He said from time to time, "Keep your eyes on the ceiling." It's not a problem to move your side leg. When my leg is opened by a vertical fork, I can't get down. Because I haven't practiced for a long time, my hamstring is tight. Through my unremitting efforts and hard training, I have more confidence in the basic skills of dancing and love dancing more. I will behave better and better in the future!
A composition about ability
Ability In our daily life, we often hear about the topic of ability.
Living ability, working ability, adaptability and so on.
Whenever I hear such a topic, I will unconsciously think: What kind of ability do I have? Where does my ability come from? Thinking about the past and the future, in real life, the most prominent standard that people usually use to measure their ability should be the ability to make money.
As for me, it seems that no matter how hard I try, I still work hard and earn a meager salary.
Since I can't touch the ability to make money, what else can I do? I deserve a psychological balance, right? When I was a child, my family environment was not very good, but I grew up healthily, which shows that I have the ability to survive.
Because of my parents' poverty and my mother's deafness, I looked at others with strange eyes, but I overcame my childish sadness and inferiority when I was a teenager and always cared about my parents and made them happy, which shows that I have the ability of self-respect and self-improvement.
When I was a student, I liked painting and singing. Many years later, when my daughter asked me to draw some pictures for her classmates and the blackboard newspaper in the classroom, I could still imitate the old pictures and get the appreciation of the children, which showed that I had artistic ability.
When I was a student, I was most afraid of writing, but after I stepped into the society, I was able to write my own experiences, turn my feelings into words and poems, which was appreciated by netizens, indicating that I have the ability to write.
From the beginning to now, I have knitted cloth, repaired tape recorders, stood at the counter, worked as a workshop employee, worked as a workshop manager, worked as a dormitory administrator and worked as an administrative manager. Up to now, every post of mine has been recognized by everyone, recognizing my hard work and seriousness, which shows that I have the ability to work.
When I quit my job and went home for the freedom of my heart, I persuaded the Hunan master to teach me how to cook Korean-style baked steamed bread. I cooked it at home alone and sold it door to door. I overcame all kinds of changes and difficulties in the production process, endured the ridicule and contempt of others, and made baked steamed bread that everyone likes, which shows that I have the ability to bear hardships and stand hard work.
When I can't stand the hard work of making snacks, I return to the company that insists on resigning and become an ordinary employee again, which shows that I have the ability to treat reality rationally.
Hearing others praise my daughter for being considerate and considerate shows that I have the ability to assume the role of mother; Hearing people say that my in-laws praise me for my filial piety and diligence shows that I have the ability to bear family responsibilities.
There are countless such examples. I feel that as an ordinary person, I have all the abilities I should have.
So, I think, a capable ordinary person like me should live a happy life.
Primary school students' composition "My Skills" is 238 words.
The students in our class all have their own skills, such as some can draw, some can sing, some can dance, some can play chess, and so on ... My skill is swimming! One summer vacation, my father took me to the swimming pool to play.
Once I get to the swimming pool, I dare not move.
Ah, I suddenly found that the water is so deep! I also found that other children were wearing swimming rings, and I also wore swimming rings.
"pa!" 1, a total of.
I jumped into the swimming pool and paddled a little slowly with my left hand and a little with my right hand.
After a while, I found what an interesting thing it was! I secretly have an idea that I must learn to swim! So, in the following summer vacation, I asked my mother to sign me up for a swimming class.
Finally it was summer vacation, so I began to learn to swim.
At first, I swam quite well, but then I was in big trouble.
We learned to float in a shallow pool, but I can't master it at all! Or you can't hold your breath or something.
But I still don't take it lightly and practice seriously.
Ah, it really pays off! After a summer vacation, I finally realized my wish and learned to swim! This is my skill, but my father says my swimming posture is not standard, which is a bit like a "dog plane". I must strengthen my practice and practice this skill well.
A composition of learning skills is 300 words.
A kitten just meows every day. It heard a bird chirping. The kitten wants to learn to sing from the bird, so she asks, "Brother Bird, can you teach me to sing?" "Of course," said the bird.
"The kitten is very happy and learns to sing with the birds.
When the bird crows, the kitten sings along, but it can't learn the sound of the bird singing.
It says, "Brother Bird, thank you for teaching me today. I'm going home to practice slowly now. See you tomorrow! " "The bird flew away, and the kitten came home and learned to sing the songs taught by the bird in her room.
Finally, it can sing birds and birds' songs, but it will never meow again.
One day, he saw a mouse in his room. He chirped, but the mouse was not afraid of the kitten. The kitten felt ashamed.
The next day, the kitten went to another cat to learn the skills of the original cat. It said, "Mao Ge, can you teach me to meow like that?" The cat smiled and said, "You are our companion, why don't you meow?" The kitten said, "I learned to meow like a bird, and then I won't meow like that."
"So the kitten learned to meow again.
It is no longer afraid of mice.
...
How to learn the skills of primary school composition
Everyone has his own skill, and my skill is playing checkers.
There is still an experience to tell how I learned checkers.
I remember when I was in the first grade, one night my mother saw that I had nothing to do and asked me, "Do you want me to teach you checkers?" "yes.
"I jumped for joy.
After my mother took out the glass checkers, she first told me that the most common way to play checkers is the decathlon. There are many methods, which can be single hop, empty hop and multi-hop.
My mother explained the rules and methods of checkers to me and showed them to me.
After my mother explained it, I thought it was very simple, so I asked my mother for the next game.
After a while, I was "killed" by my mother.
I lost three sets in a row.
I was a little discouraged and said to my mother, "I didn't expect it to be so difficult to play checkers." I don't want to learn. "
"My mother looked at me and said with a smile," We should stick to everything. As long as we persist, no matter how big the difficulties are, we can overcome them.
So is checkers. As long as you practice everyday, you can beat me.
"Since then, I have played checkers with my mother as soon as I am free, and my chess skills are getting higher and higher.
Now my mother is no match for me.
My mother taught me to play checkers, which also made me understand the meaning of "nothing is difficult for a willing mind".
How does the duckling learn skills to write a composition?
The duckling wants to learn skills. He went to the singer rooster and only heard the rooster singing.
The rooster's song is really beautiful, and the duckling is fascinated by it.
He ran to the rooster and said, "Can you teach me to sing?" The rooster said, "I can teach you."
The duckling didn't like to play when he first practiced, and finally he got impatient and said, "How tired it is to get up and learn to sing every day!" How annoying it is to study all day! " Ducklings don't learn to sing.
One day, the duckling was playing when suddenly he saw an eagle flying in the sky.
He is envious and wants to fly like an eagle. At first, he studied very hard, but soon, he found it too difficult to learn to fly.
The duckling wants to learn to run from the athlete rabbit again.
Little Nutbrown hare thought, "The duckling is half-hearted about learning skills from the singer cock and the pilot eagle. Can you be serious about learning from me? " The rabbit said, "I can teach you, but you have to stick to it."
"The duckling agreed, and he studied hard.
However, after a few days, it was the same as before. I felt too tired and didn't want to learn.
The duckling was half-hearted in learning everything, and as a result, he learned nothing.
The ability to write a person is superb (500-word composition)
I have many skills. I can play table tennis, skate, sing and so on. Of course, skating is my best skill.
On Sunday, my brother came to my house.
I proudly said to my brother, "Brother, I have many skills.
"My brother showed a dismissive expression and said disapprovingly," Tell me what you have.
"I said loudly," I can skate, "my brother said." What's the big deal?
""Then let's have a competition! " I said confidently.
We came to the skating rink together, and dad was our referee.
The first thing we do is to walk around the pillar.
We imitated the skating competition on TV, with our front feet bent and our back feet touching the ground, waiting for my father to give the order. As soon as my father gave me 3, I rushed out like an arrow, followed by my brother.
Accidentally, my brother overtook me, and I was anxious. I pedaled hard with my feet, trying to adjust the speed to the fastest. I slid to the finish line like the wind.
This game is very exciting. My brother and I chased each other, to outdo each other. Finally, we both rushed to the finish line at the same time.
In the first game, my father announced that my brother and I were tied, and I challenged him to skate in a straight line.
Then we had the second game. This time, my brother is not good at skating in a straight line, and he skates very slowly. I laughed at my brother like a turtle and he rolled his eyes at me. Of course, the game ended in my victory.
I smiled and said happily, "Brother, did you take it?" My brother said angrily, "I'll hit you next time."
I learned a truth from skating: no pains, no gains.
If one wants to have superb skills, one must have strong will and perseverance. I will continue to work hard to surpass the people around me.
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Remember a familiar person (composition)
I miss you, grandpa! Although it is the underworld, it is never easy to look at each other, but the thoughts of grandchildren for grandpa are like the running water in the river, flowing forever.
Do you remember? Grandpa! When I was a child, on winter mornings, you always woke me up from sleep with your cold hands and sharp beard; In the evening, I often sit beside you and listen to you bring the endless "ancient dynasty" to life. Then you touch my head with calloused hands and send me to bed.
In summer, when you go out and come back, you always bring something I like to eat and play, making me call "grandpa". When I call my grandpa in a milk voice, you will happily hold me in your arms, kiss my face and say, "Cai Feng! Good boy.
In your "elegant demeanor" voice and touch, I gradually grew up and went to school.
Do you remember, Grandpa? You often sit next to me, holding a hookah, squinting at my homework word by word, praising my crooked handwriting as "true", but you can't read.
Will you remember, grandpa? That year, I went to the fifth grade, walked 20 miles back and forth and went to a rural primary school. When it rains, I often go home in the rain. You always say to ask cold and warm. When I left, you walked me out of the village until I got out of the village and climbed the road opposite the village. Looking back, you are still standing at the head of the village ...? Do you remember, Grandpa? The last time I saw you was when you came home from the hospital and I was on my way to school. Seeing your thin and gaunt face lying on the baggage car, my tears came to my eyes, but you were still so strong, struggling to get up and patting my shoulder with your withered hands ... Do you know, Grandpa? Grandson got on the bike, but now he doesn't have the courage to look back at you, tears are like broken beads ...? You know what, Grandpa? Two weeks later, when the grandson came back to you with anxiety, grandpa-you lay quietly on the cold ground and fell asleep forever.
I cried, I shouted, I cried my tears dry, and my voice was hoarse. Grandpa, why don't you look at me again? Why didn't you tell me? ! You know what, Grandpa? The delicate paper ribbon was carried on my grandson's shoulder, so heavy, step by step, my heart was broken.
From then on, I can't see your black and thin shoulders, your wrinkled face, but your smiling face all the time. Your old high-pitched and firm voice has disappeared inside and outside, but you know what, grandpa? The hookah you have been holding is still hanging on the kang; The umbrella you bought me is still with me; I often take out the cards you like to play, spread them out one by one, and then close them one by one ... do you know, grandpa? The wheat you planted has been rippling, the pumpkin you planted has been torn, and the wasteland you left has been covered with green grass. You often go to the spring to fetch water, but the water is still flowing ... you are gone, grandpa.
I can see you everywhere, hear you, feel you, grandpa, I miss you. ...
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