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First of all, what I wrote below is original. I'm a big movie fan. I keep the names of all the movies I've seen in categories. In addition, some of them have written short film reviews themselves (that is, the content in brackets), but I am not a professional film critic, but I just wrote some thoughts of a super civilian fan. These are some of the best comedy movies I have ever seen. Take a look. You must have seen a lot, because I also recorded this year's movies. Please select them for reference only.

My savage female teacher Ⅰ Ⅱ (Ⅱ actually shouldn't be called "my savage female teacher", and the plot and acting skills in the film are not particularly good, but the heroine Li Qinger looks very cute, which is even more charming than the pure character in The Temptation of the Wolf). Who says I don't care, stupid detective (very funny), entertaining myself, penguin farce, my name is Liu Yuejin, and I don't regard myself as a cadre, from now on? Mathematical olympiad I love you, strike up a conversation principle, bad young woman, Delta Force farce, baby and me, second in the world, the first two big, beer for horses, code name _ killer, Shaolin girl (supervised by Stephen Chow), ice dog mission, peach blossom luck, love story transfer 1, 2, our school ET, women are not bad, if you are the one, invincible charge 6. Crazy rock (racing car), happiness, Decai Yang's marriage, family honor (Korean), Mr. Nice guy, banquet of dignitaries (there are many old stars), speeding scandal (violent movies are often full of passion), and suddenly I saw this comedy, and my eyes were suddenly enlightened. Although the plot is old-fashioned, I don't need to know the director's plot arrangement, but I am very excited to turn this into purple (* _ *)). North Korean men are in South Korea, and I love hooligans, priests, thieves, secret agents, hot-blooded detectives (forgotten), pink panthers (western nonsense, but I don't know if there is any political color of innuendo), and department store police (ordinary American comedies are either "sex" comedies like "American Pie" or other absurd comedies that really entertain the public now. From India to China (I'm still not used to the style of Indian movies), Terminal (watch the war film of bullets that Lao Si and Hanks cooperated, and then look at their warm and light comedy), fatal bounty, integration of head and master (1, 2, 3) Gangster movies that are just bloody fights are no longer popular, but gangster movies with comedy elements can entertain the public more), Barbarian elder sister, and the heroine has gone wrong. Escape, dull to rush forward (see also American TV series), nightclub, seven-level civil servant (action), false god 2 (very exaggerated and funny), spy dog (nonsense), chasing after the film (martial arts comedy but I prefer to classify her as a comedy. This film has been permanently stationed in china national film museum, and it was named "Martial Arts Hall of Fame", and the comedy element contributed a lot. This is a new generation of martial arts movies that pay tribute to Hong Kong's martial arts movies, and the jokes inside are more enjoyable! ), in the first year of history, Metallic Attraction Kungfu Cyborg (a good movie, very funny. I didn't expect actors like Hu Jun and Sun Li to star in this type of film, and I didn't expect the traditional plot to be skillfully combined with Hong Kong-style nonsense and science fiction. Although the animation is not satisfactory, we still have to endure it. It's perfect. My double-faced girlfriend, a bad young woman, raises her hand and is empty. My little bride, that boy really. Royal Tattoos (the second native in the world, very disappointed with this movie), a big stomach king, a rogue teacher, a lovelorn freak (a typical Korean absurd comedy), who slept with her (a sex comedy, except for sexy and beautiful Kim Sa Rang, but in Korean movies, a beautiful woman is enough), Mapo Island, and pirated cats (this is a post-80s movie, because ". . Very funny, very high. Sun Nan's first step was good. ) My Fair Lady (Sun will also appear in this elegant comedy, which has the feeling of watching the catwalk. It's very fresh and beautiful. The plot is a bit like "Cooking Girlfriend" starring Zhao Wei and Ekin Cheng, flying to the future (Tom Hanks's early movies have the taste of old American movies), onion movies (very vulgar and ironic) and stubborn radish (entangled by several waves) will carry the spoof to the end and carry the happiness to the end. These movies pay attention to nothing but how to bring happiness. ), my family also has Fire Dog, Mars is OK, Poker King (see also the bright colors of Hong Kong-style comedies, the world is really harmonious, and there are no bad guys), Phantom of the Car Stealing (I seldom watch westerns, but I still want to watch comedy westerns), thieves, beautiful women, detectives, agents next door, and 72 tenants of Huatian Happy Event (absolutely entertaining the public). When the God of Wealth arrived (after so many years, Alan Tam became the God of Wealth again. Hey, hey), don't believe her, Detective Partner (a gangster comedy), Yue Guang's Treasure Box (Liu Zhenwei does his best to spoof, the fake version of Chibi), and two tobacco pipes (black humor, too classic, this script is awesome. "Crazy Stone" is nothing compared with this one. I am crazy about Mary (it is said to be a masterpiece of American toilet culture, and I have only a half-knowledge of American toilet culture. As for the deeper meaning, someone needs to explore it! ! ! ), beautiful secret orders (Jing Wong is an old urchin in the director, to be exact, a lecherous old urchin), R&S Condor Ⅰ Ⅱ (the representative work of American nonsense), National Security (martin lawrence), The Longest Courtyard (Football, Prisoner vs Prison Guard), San Xiao Talented Woman (it is not unusual for Degang Guo to make such a film), and Too many nude scenes, despise it), people are on the road, I love you Morris (Jim Carrey is old), ghosts and gods are willing to fight the last battle in Martha's Town (the film is good and funny, but the only fly in the ointment is Lin Chi-ling's accent. However, in the creation of comedy effect, Sun and Lin Chi-ling are not like the protagonists, and other actors play better and more eye-catching. ), water hibiscus (going crazy, he will go crazy from the treasure box), Xi's travel notes, Dianchouxiang 2 (if I want to use the name of another movie to express my feelings about this movie, it is a sigh), epic movies.