Classic April Fools’ Day jokes

Classic April Fool’s Day jokes

Classic April Fool’s Day jokes. In daily life, April Fool’s Day programs are rich and colorful. Such jokes are often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling that the God of Laughter has arrived. The characteristics of feelings can make others laugh. Here are some classic April Fools’ Day jokes. Classic April Fool's Day Joke 1

1. Bro, do you have any difficulties recently that you need help from? I want to help if there are difficulties. Even if there are no difficulties, I will help.

2. Four little pigs were sitting on the ground, and suddenly one was missing. The little pig is there, reading short messages.

3. Men are born with sins. You should not be afraid of getting tired when doing things. Of course you pay for dates. You have to memorize sweet words. Any mistakes are your fault.

4. Little Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day and eats five bowls at a time. No one dares to weigh more. If you want to ask where Little Piggy is? He is snickering and reading text messages.

5. First line: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I am waiting for your call back! Second line: Live for you, die for you, stay with you forever! Horizontal comment: Sent to the wrong person ~ April Fools’ Day Happy!

6. Hello, dear user, we have received the text message you sent, and we will deduct 2 yuan from your phone bill. Thank you for your support of charity! Thank you!

7. A drunk man came back from using the restroom and said to his wife: Wife, when did the toilet in the restroom change to a sliding lid? Wife: You peed in the cupboard again.

8. The bird was dancing on the wire wearing a body armor and a bulletproof helmet. The hunter shot it to death with a gun. How did he kill it? Because the bird was doing a strip show!

9. According to research from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, soaking your phone in water for 1 minute before making a call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

10. In fact, you are not that good either. Just be prettier, gentler, smarter, more virtuous, more sensible, more generous, more modest than other girls...

11. You stand in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind. , like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time, I want to say: your wig is going to fall off...

12. Don't move! The police are inspecting! All hands up, left side of the whoring station , the pheasant is standing on the right, the one without pants is standing in the middle, still looking at his mobile phone, it’s you!

13. If the charming stars in the sky represent a person, then the star is you, and its appearance and personality are all Like you. If you don’t believe me, go take a look, now it has landed in the above-ground zoo.

14. Urgent reminder: Look to your left, and then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

15. News from the Ministry of National Defense: Bin Laden is preparing to attack the mobile phone network system. Please do not use your mobile phone to talk! To avoid being eavesdropped and suffering unnecessary trouble!

16. What is pride? Be awesome! What is humility? Just pretend! What is diligence and frugality? What is virtuousness? Silly! What is smart? Blow! What beauty? You!

17. Just now I took a monkey to perform on the street! The monkey is very smart. If you let it stand on its head, it will stand on its head. If it makes you bow, it will bow. The most amazing thing is, if you let it read the text message, it will read it!

18. I have countless friends, but you are the only one deep in my heart. Suddenly looking back, you were eating grass and leaning against the tree in the lamplight. A footcloth was wrapped around his head. Wow: A donkey dares to pretend to be cool!

19. Failure in foreign language proves that you are patriotic; you show off your wealth all day long, but you actually don’t have a wife; you have a small belly and pretend to be Maitreya Buddha; you chirp everywhere, like a Big Grasshopper. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

20. Bill Gates said: In the future, if it is not e-commerce, it will be business e-commerce.

Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the name of the song. Don’t even think about it. Haha, at least I still have you!

21. A little like and a little love, happy life has helplessness, work You are here, do you think there is someone here? Walking on the street to see bad people, I get up and pull my head out. Happy April Fools' Day!

22. Your phone bill balance is insufficient, please follow the prompts "To recharge" burn a 100-yuan RMB to ashes, open the back cover of the phone, pour the ashes into the back cover and cover it again, thank you for your cooperation!

23. I heard that someone jumped out of Taihu Lake today. A toad was run over and killed by a car. I have been very worried after hearing this. I will send you a text message immediately. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

24. I heard that your mobile phone does not have a text message function, so I sent you a text message. This text message is a test. If you receive it, it is confirmed that it has the text message function and it is my text message. Please reply: I have it, it is yours!

25. Due to the recent strong ions in the sun, the sun There will be no signal when making phone calls. Please raise your other hand above your head to block the sun when making phone calls! Remember, the higher the better!

26. Dasha melon is wet with mud. The white crow is wet with mud at night, the deep stem is wet with ice wine, the mud is wet with lazy pet at night, the frame is washed and changed to see the monkey happy, the mud is wet with fragrant wine, and the monkey is in love with the dew, and the chopsticks are happy with the apricot tree. Mud.

27. April Fool’s Day is here, be careful of being tricked; be careful about acquaintances when going out, and be careful about colleagues in the company; avoid beautiful women’s outbursts, and pay attention to the enthusiasm of friends. Happy April Fool’s Day with good luck and happiness. Every moment!

28. True gold is never afraid of the raging flames; green pine is never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan is never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; fool, still stares at the text message stupidly. !Happy April Fool's Day.

29. Are you handsome? Like Zhu Bajie, do you think you are very talented? Well! Are you very eloquent? You're so dirty. I don't know what's good about you, but you're so cool.

30. I know that you wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and you suddenly didn't wash them carefully. , I was very surprised: Why didn’t you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time!

31. April Fool’s Day has arrived. I know this is your favorite holiday, But don't just be "foolish" and enjoy yourself. If you ignore me, I will become a "dog ignores me"!

32. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qionina. She and A man named Shade fell in love, and when the meteor streaked across the sky, they named it: Jonina Shade Star

33. The female earthworm and the centipede dated. Being discovered by the male earthworm, the male earthworm was very sad: Why? I am not good enough for you? The female earthworm retorted: What a good thing, we have been together for so long, and you don’t even hug me!

34. Night I want to find you. Can you pick me up at the station? But I'm afraid that it won't be recognized in a crowd. You put your hair in an afro, holding a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand. The joint code is: OK!

35. "Blessings" come with text messages, "Foolish" brains are not stupid, but great wisdom is hidden. "People" see how many stupid birds? "Festival" is sweet and wonderful, and "Quick" horses whip their whips to bring happiness. , "Le" enjoy the fun little joke!

36. We have been together for so many years, you are worth keeping as a friend, and I feel proud to be able to make you as a friend. You have been kind to me, and I must repay you. , I just think you look a bit shabby, so I’ll help you get a makeover!

37. Concentrate on feeling infected, and you will find that I will be by your side, accompanying you all the time, missing you, loving you, and having you. I am here, so what are you afraid of? I am your strength and your spirit. Wife, Happy April Fool's Day!

38. You often say that you can go to all lengths for me, but that day I glanced at your girlfriend and you went to me twice. You often say that you can go to all lengths for me. Empty wallet, but that day your girlfriend said she was short of money, so you snatched my wallet!

39. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, suppress the gap between the rich and the poor, and prevent social differentiation , stabilize social security, and promote socialist modernization with Chinese characteristics... Lend me two hundred yuan!

40. The child is thinking about issues related to "heredity and environment." The mother interjected: This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like his father, it is genetic; if he is like his neighbor, it is environment.

41. Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fools' Day bacteria. Now bacteria are moving through your body at a vigorous pace... Happy April Fool's Day to you!

42. Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1. The White House in the United States was bombed, and the whole building was completely destroyed. It collapsed, and the police closed down the entire Washington. 19 people died, 32 were injured, 11 were missing... 1 was deceived! Happy holidays!

43. If you are a shooting star, I will chase you, if you are I will wait for you as a satellite. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately, you are an orangutan and I can only see you in the zoo! Alas. What a pity!

44. Every time you accept a message from me, you will be happy and smile once. My text messages will keep sending, so that you will keep laughing. My purpose It has reached the point where it finally turns you into a psychopath.

45. April Fool’s Day is here, and I wish you early blessings. I wish you: be a fool and have less troubles; if you are fooled, smile slightly; don’t be angry, you will grow old easily; laugh and be happy. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

46. This April Fool's Day, our store has a big discount! Buy humor and get happiness, buy jokes and get happy, buy tricks and get surprises, free shipping for orders over 100, buy more and get more. More benefits, more joy! Dear, are you "foolish" today?

47. Along with the beautiful rhythm of spring, I send you new greetings. The days of silence have always been in my heart. Sunny moments bring you bursts of laughter. May every moment of your life be safe and wonderful! Happy April Fool's Day, my dear!

48. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently, pooping whatever I eat, cucumbers and cucumbers , how can you return to normal after eating watermelon? The doctor was silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

49. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are Idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

50. Post a message as a friend and teach you how to be a human being. If you read the message, you will become a fool. If you don't read it, you will be a fool. If you don't repost it, you will become a fool. If you repost it, you will become a fool. This message is meant to deceive people and send fools on April Fool's Day. Happy Fool! Classic April Fool's Day Joke 2

1. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my holiday gift to you! Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight, Happy April Fool’s Day!

2. I heard that today is your holiday, so I came here specially to give it to you. Send blessings. I also heard that people always make fun of you, but I am a good person. I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

3. From today on, you will go out to "fool" noble people, and you will be "fooled" everywhere. "Fool" brings good things, "fool" sees good luck, "fool" cleverly leads to success, "fool" brings peace and peace, "fool" always brings good health, and "fool" always leads to happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Forward this text message once, and you will have wealth; forward it once, and you will have official luck; forward it once, and you will have good luck; forward it once, and you will spend money. !

5. Hey, buddy, I have a way that allows you to live in a villa, drive a nice car, and have endless money, and you don’t have to go to work, and you don’t have to invest and there is zero risk. Now I will tell you this method. , don’t tell others, the way is: dream! Haha, happy April Fool’s Day!

6. Today is April Fool’s Day. It’s a fluke not to be fooled. It’s an honor to be fooled. It’s an honor not to be fooled. You feel at ease if you are stupid enough, and you should be happy if you are stupid enough. I wish you can work with ease, be as capable as you are, live like a fool, and be a quick fool!

7. You have your own tricks. I have my tricks; you have your defenses, and I have my preparations; you have your porcelain work, and I have my diamonds; you have your Yangguan Road, and I have my single-plank bridge; you have your nine-tooth nail rake. , I have my Ruyi Golden Cudgel. On April Fool's Day, I just like to watch you being tricked and still smiling stupidly. Even if you are tricked, you still think I am right! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe in April Fool's Day. Everything is going wrong today. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds true? Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming soon. I wish you success in being a fool and not being fooled.

9. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is cultivated is talent, what women want is a figure, what is sent is news. Genius, the person reading the text message is an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. There is a lot of laughter on April Fool's Day. There is sour vinegar in the honey, pineapple in the coffee; there are cockroaches on the desk, and fake snakes hidden in the cabinets; all kinds of jokes have their own scale, and you will be surprised. Smile without going into details; the joke is about friendship, and there are many benefits to relaxing; I wish you a happy April Fool's Day and be satisfied with your "foolishness"!

11. The Foolish Old Man moved mountains, that is the ancients; great wisdom is like a fool, that is The "fool" leaping over the dragon gate belongs to the wise; the joy of "fool" water belongs to others; the happiness of a fool is given to you. Today is your holiday, April Fool's Day, you must be "foolish" quickly!

12. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, or how wide the river is , how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you, these are none of your business! Happy April Fools' Day!

13. You are going to travel to another place, sincerely My friends are seeing you off. The biting cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and strive for a commutation of your sentence! Happy April Fools' Day!

14. Congratulations on your April Fool's Day. Lucky grand prize. In view of your many years of support to the fool world, you are specially awarded the title of "Best Fool". After receiving it, please giggle for five minutes and bang your head against the wall to express your gratitude. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. If you were cheated today, it means you are popular. If you were not cheated, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you lied, it means you are good at playing. If you did not lie, it means you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. April Fool’s Day is here. The clever ones cheat money and money, the romantic ones cheat love and hugs, the stupid ones cheat puppies and tease birds, and the mentally retarded ones are still laughing after being fooled, looking on blankly. The text message said: Wow, I have to be careful!

17. It’s late at night. I know you are tired after a long day of work and may have fallen asleep. I don’t know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you... I really want to tell you...Happy April Fool's Day!

18. April Fool's Day is approaching. If I tease you, I will be foolish; if I don't tease you, my foolishness will not end. Say goodbye to being foolish and enjoying myself, I decided to return to the circle of foolish entertainment and enjoy it with the people, and now I am going to enjoy myself.

19. Good luck comes beyond the expectations of "fools". "Fools" in fame and fortune are well known to every household. "Fools" in wisdom can play tricks on others. "Fools" get what they want as they wish. "Fools" in life are prosperous and happy. "Foolishness" is endless!

20. Good flowers bloom every season, good words come every day, good things are in front of you, good luck is always picked up, good intentions never go bad, good dreams are planted at night, good messages are arranged in rows, good The mood is as wide as the sea. If you think about everything well, the best thing is to be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day! Classic April Fool's Day Jokes 3

1. People say that money makes you happy, but one of my friends is one of them. , only know how to contribute without expecting anything in return. He works wholeheartedly, is not afraid of severe cold and wind and rain, never cares about gains and losses, and sticks to his position with strong sense of responsibility. Friends, please stop reading, I am talking about our puppy. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I’ve been miserable recently. I mopped the floor at Putin’s house, cleaned the windows at Park Geun-hye’s house, and washed the toilet at Merkel’s house. I finally earned a dime, but I didn’t want to spend it, so I just sent a text message. Let me tell you: Happy April Fool’s Day!

3. April Fool’s Day is here, and I would like to “fool” you for fun. I wish that your income will rise and you will be "foolish" every year, your mood will be "foolishly" happy every day, your financial resources will be abundant and your "foolishness" will increase day by day, and your "foolishness" will be prosperous in a beautiful life.

4. Today is an extraordinary holiday. It takes a lot of effort to guess what I heard. You don’t dare to come when I invite you to dinner, and you feel uneasy when I invite you to an appointment. Don't get angry when you are deceived, but laugh and have fun. It turns out that today is April Fool's Day, so friends should play tricks on you. Wish you a happy holiday!

5. Today is a special day. You can’t be blamed for being fooled. He doesn't come when his friends treat him, and he waits here and there to waste his time and guess what. As a result, a text message came to me, and it turned out that the fool was here today. Just laugh about it and forget it, just blame yourself for being stupid. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you a happy fool!

6. April Fool’s Day is coming today, send you a text message to let you know. Don't trust others' words and be careful of being deceived. Today I want to come to your house and buy a roast duck for the two of you to chew. Long time no see. Let’s catch up on old times. Don’t make a fool of yourself until we see each other.

April Fool's Day, may you be happy and not annoying!

7. Only the moonless night sky is the starry sky, the movies and videos that have not been seen before are the novelty and interest, and the free marriage with no mediator is the romantic excitement. On Black Valentine’s Day, may you spark a dazzling love in the darkness!

8. Black glasses, black windbreaker and black leather shoes make you look even more handsome and handsome. Black eyes, black hair, and a black skirt make her even more charming, generous and beautiful. Black brother loves to be beautiful, black girl loves to be free and unrestrained, and the two sides love each other to be both evil and evil. Black Valentine’s Day, may you kiss enough at one time!

9. I want to treat you to a feast. You can have Australian lobster, shark fin and abalone to satisfy your appetite. You can choose any delicacies from mountains and seas. If you want to ask why, the reason is very simple. It's April Fool's Day. When in town, do as the Romans do. Say something silly to make you happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. You can’t eat today’s food, you can’t drink today’s water, you can’t believe what you say today, and you can’t do anything today. Today is your holiday, and today’s blessings must be sent to you. Happy April Fool’s Day!

11. The April Fool’s Day text message poverty alleviation campaign has begun. This campaign aims to reduce the fool index and improve IQ levels. As smart people, we have the obligation to express love to less smart people. Special day, special love, for the special you!

12. I told you not to install some software, but you didn’t believe it. Okay, now, for the sake of the safety of your phone, you enabled the facial recognition software that comes with the system at noon. If you wash your face at night, you won’t be able to turn on your phone, right? Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Special reminder, beware of five types of people today: those who invite you to dinner if you have nothing to do, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the boss is looking for you, and those who ask you to hold a meeting. He was giggling at his phone. What about you, are you still laughing? Happy April Fool's Day!

14. April Fool’s Day is coming, I am having a lot of fun, I keep sending funny text messages, I laugh out loud and gasp, and I unintentionally get fooled. I can’t finish today’s text messages. I’m fooling you to play without any discussion. It’s so lively to laugh and cry, but I’m a good partner. On April Fool's Day, I wish you to relax and have fun!

15. I accidentally fell down today, and something rolled out from my body. It had your name on it, which made me miss you. We are so far away, but I just want to ask you softly: When will you pay back the ten cents you lent me? Happy April Fool's Day!

16. April Fool’s Day is coming, and there is constant laughter and laughter. There is a joyful atmosphere everywhere, and it is very lively. Friends are unable to guard against being fooled and deceived unknowingly, and they have endless fun joking with each other. Happy April Fools' Day to my friends! Don’t blame me for lying to you today.

17. April Fool’s Day is really lively, with laughter everywhere. Friends will play pranks on each other, and the person making fun of them will run around. Don’t be upset when others cheat, and be happy. Wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

18. A job that pays a lot of money and has a lot of free time is waiting for you. To be honest, it is tailor-made for you. You are so good, you are absolutely guaranteed to get it. Have fun, you must be the spokesperson for April Fool's Day!

19. Winning a lottery prize of 5,000 yuan, a banquet was held to celebrate. Invite friends to share how you can win awards with your speech. A vegetable platter is a meal, green food is the healthiest. Plus two bottles of Maotai liquor, not to mention the ancestral wine. Friends, don’t look at it stupidly: the safest health food is called Moutai Green Tea Water.

20. You are good-looking, but you are cute and silly; you react very quickly, but you are often in a daze; you are full of literary talent, but you like to fool around; you smile often, and your neck is often crooked; you refuse to copycats , seems to be a school of its own. Happy fool!

21. You have been listed as a suspect in five murder cases, and the police have asked you to assist in the investigation. The five murder cases are: your appearance is hilarious, your demeanor is cheerful, your aura is overwhelming, your IQ is stupid, and your smile is charming. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. April Fool's Day is coming. If I tease you, I will be "foolish" and can't bear it; if I don't tease you, I will be "foolish". Say goodbye to "foolish" self-enjoyment, I decided to return to the "foolish" music circle, and now I want to be "foolish".

23. This text message is only sent to people with "three highs": first, geniuses with "three highs" of IQ, EQ, and financial quotient; second, handsome men with "three highs" of income, status, and popularity; third, high-minded people. Hi-res idiots, April Fool's Day is here, be happy!

24. You, who have an extremely high "Foolishness Quotient", have been successfully selected as special guests of the "Extraordinary 4+1" "Foolish" Music Program. The theme of the program is "Foolish" self-pleasure and the "foolish" happiness of all people. If "foolishness" is not over yet, it will continue in the next issue, and there will be "foolishness" every year!

25. According to the "Code of Fools", on April 1st every year, you have the right to fool and be fooled, the freedom to harass and resist harassment, and you have the right to remain silent. What you said All will become "foolish" words spread widely!

26. A big gift for April Fool’s Day, I’ll give you a personal remote control! Effective distance: all over the world, covering the whole world; Applicable objects: friends, relatives, men and women; Lethality: Level 10. Note: The user’s IQ should not be too high!

27. There is one day every year when you don’t have to pay taxes to brag, you don’t have to hold meetings to punish people, you don’t have to worry about misunderstandings when colluding, you don’t have to worry about waste with your expressions, no one cares about the truth, and no one cares about lies. Just for self-defense, this is your holiday!

28. Once a year, I can harass you legally and fool you unscrupulously. It’s too cliched to say that I’ll treat you to a meal, it’s not fair to trick you into working overtime, and it’s unnecessary to coax you into a meeting, just to see you giggle all the time! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. I call you stupid, but you still don’t admit it. You know that today is April Fool’s Day, but you still dare to read my text messages! Yes, you heard me right, this is just to harass you, because I still want to see you smiling stupidly! Be happy!

30. You once said with a smile: This is your holiday! But after careful comparison, I found that you always like to laugh silly and secretly make trouble, and you are often fooled but don't dare to speak up. So, I can only look back and smile, no, April Fool's Day is your holiday!

31. Based on your popularity, I didn’t want to do this; based on your character, I didn’t want to tease you. But in order to be worthy of your excellence, I have to fool you. After all, today I am fooling an outstanding person!

32. Practice has proved that until you read this text message, you will not know what went wrong. Of course, if you find a problem, it proves that you have been fooled, so you can take care of it. Happy April Fool's Day!

33. Raise your head and move forward. Don't care about other people's eyes, don't care about your own IQ, you are unique in this world. You should be proud of yourself, after all, April Fools' Day is just for you! Happy holidays!

34. If I don’t do well, you must be resentful. Now, the opportunity has come, please speak it out, don't hold it in your heart and let yourself suffer. Just tell me, I won't change it anyway. Happy April Fool's Day!

35. Flowers are red; grass is green; clouds are soft; wind is warm; you are smiling. Alas, what a silly boy, don’t you know it’s April Fool’s Day? Just giggle, but drooling is wrong! Happy April Fool's Day!

36. On the first day of April, I feel so excited. Everyone lies, and deception is a given. With just one glance, there are a lot of accomplices. Not upset at being cheated, we laughed together. You want to ask why? April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!

37. If you are said to be naive, you will be lively; if you are said to be smart, you will show off everywhere; if you are said to be steady, you will be quiet; if you are said to be naughty, you will be neither big nor small. April Fool's Day is here, don't say anything, just laugh by yourself!

38. I really envy you. You are very lucky. Many beauties like you, but you don’t like them. I just found out today that it’s you who thinks these beauties have such bad taste! April Fool's Day is here, let's make a joke, I hope you smile and have no worries!

39. I heard that you have a very high “Foolishness Quotient” and are known as the “Foolish Sage” who is so stupid that even the dead will not sacrifice their lives, and the living will be troubled by ghosts. This April Fool’s Day, instead of enjoying yourself as “foolish” , why not let me "fool" for fun, you are the real fool if everyone makes you stupid!

40. On this day every year, fools don’t care and trick you into having a happy smile. You don't realize when you are deceived, you just laugh at yourself for being stupid. Friends joke together and dance with joy. On April Fool's Day, I hope my friends will forgive me and be happy!