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The sixth joke is not to lose Feng Hairong.

Story 3 Network Ghost

For Xiao Kui, it was another boring night.

It was dark outside the window. Occasionally, an evil wind blows the autumn leaves and rustles the yellow leaves on the windowsill.

Xiao Kui habitually came to his personal computer screen, connected to the Internet, and started one article after another online with reading chinese. Xiao Kui is interested in prose and romantic writing. But after reading it for quite a while today, I still haven't seen an article about taste. Small kwai can't help some tired. A gust of wind roared past. There seems to be a chill in the window glass. It's almost winter, Xiao Kui thought lightly.

Xiao Kui's eyes were attracted by the word "ghost" on the Internet.

Xiao Kui doesn't believe in ghosts in this world. But every time he came home from school and passed the cemetery, he still shivered. Sometimes the breeze blows and whines like a ghost crying. Maybe the cemetery aroused his deep fear of death. In order to suppress that fear, sometimes he makes a detour home. Sometimes when he sees a ghost in his sleep, the ghost perineum calmly says, "Hey, hey, are you willing to be a scapegoat?" When he woke up from his dream, he couldn't remember the ghost at all.

Xiaokui knocked on the enter key, but a gust of wind blew on her finger from under the keyboard. "Is it because the weather is getting cold?" Looking at the swaying shadow outside the window, Xiao Kui felt a little scared.

Ghost is the story of a graduate student.

Xiaoshi is a graduate student who has just come to America for a short time. Due to his unfamiliarity with the new environment and the pressure of his homework, Xiaoshi spends most of his time in the library or laboratory. Once I was busy doing my homework in front of the computer, and a classmate next to me suddenly laughed. Xiaoshi turned his head curiously and asked, "What's so funny?" "A joke." Xiaoshi leaned over and looked at it: "Wow, China people. How can I read Chinese? " That classmate was glad to have the opportunity to be a teacher, telling Xiaoshi how to find software and how to install it.

It took Xiaoshi several hours to finally see the Chinese characters on the computer screen. For Xiao Shi, who has dealt with English for several months, that kindness and joy almost made him cry.

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