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Classic sentences that satirize unruly women. Sentences about cheating to express your mood.

1. Your appearance is really inspiring!

2. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

3. I’m sorry to disappoint you. Cheap smile.

4. You are not smart, yet you still imitate others!

5. Your appearance is not correct, and your proportions are not right.

6. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

7. There are so many people in the country, and the mistress is so coquettish.

8. The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.

9. I can talk to you well, but I can’t say nice things to you.

10. These two lips are quite large.

11. Didn’t your mother teach you that people should have a clean soul?

12. Brother, would you please lower the resolution on your face?

13. How wasteful it is to give birth to you? If the soil does not sprout seedlings, it is a bad seed.

14. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

15. It’s good to know what you are.

16. People like you can only survive two episodes in a TV series at most!

17. You are just a bus, and you can get on and off at will for one dollar.

18. How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.

19. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

20. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you dress like this?

21. I am not a straw boat, so you don’t need to keep throwing your shit at me!

22. My husband just treats you as a tool, so you can take care of yourself.

23. White and red, unique. If you are passionate, the peacock will be happy.

24. For love, you choose to be a mistress; for money, you become a chicken.

25. ** will always be **, even if there is inflation, you will not be expensive!

26. Look at your neatly dressed clothes and the condolences that were eliminated before World War II. Like a woman.

27. Come out to hang out? How? Sell meat? Or provide public toilet services?

28. All the famous places you have visited have turned into historical sites. You The monuments you visit will become history.

29. After seeing you, I finally fully understood what a freak looks like.

30. Regarding the first-come, first-served issue, didn’t your mother tell you that you have to queue up to buy things?

31. Oh, you look good, why didn’t you take this thing your parents gave you? Are you wearing your gear to sit on the stage?

32. I didn’t expect that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive!

33. It’s possible to be a shameless bitch. She is a free lady, a shabby shoe that everyone reviles.

34. After all, this is not a society where people love each other, so you’d better restrain yourself.

35. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

36. A tree without bark will definitely die. A shameless person is invincible. God declares, Xiaosan, that you are invincible.

37. It doesn’t matter if you eat other people’s leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and will hurt the owner of the food.

38. You have a good relationship with this person and that person all day long, but in the end you are nothing in the eyes of others.

39. In fact, when I think about it, I think you are quite pitiful. If you cannot be happy yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.

40. By the way, a reminder: Change your clothes into bellybands and open your pants, it will look better that way.

41. It is a scientific research achievement that can remove your stupidity. After success, I can be transferred to the Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!

42. Your characteristics! Be careful. Sooner or later, there will be a third party, and you are not as good as a young lady.

43. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world’s understanding of extraterrestrial life!

44. You, a shameless woman, You always have to pay back if you come out to hang out. If you don't do anything like a mistress, I'll curse you to never be happy in your life.

45. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? I just KTV you, then I kick you, and finally I make a V gesture!

46. Congratulations! You are the eighth woman who has fallen in love with him! But I believe you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.

47. There is no way for me to divorce him unless you take good care of me. Please please me and maybe I can give this loser to you.

48. You are just a remainder in a division equation. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it cannot compare to the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.

49. He always says that you are not very good-looking, but you are very rich. It turned out to be the case when I saw him today. It seems that he didn't lie to me after all. I love him more and more.