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What will happen to a paraplegic old lady against a gunman? It should be said that the result is unknown. A person with a stick will tremble when he meets someone with a firearm, not to mention the old lady, who is also paraplegic. In that case, there is no need for old Sam to talk nonsense. The question is what happened in the middle, so I can't help writing, right?

This happened in Liaoning.

The paraplegic old lady is really paraplegic. A few days ago, I visited a veteran who came down from the battlefield to resist US aggression and aid Korea, and met an old lady in Beijing to see a doctor. The old lady came in a wheelchair. She was small, with silver hair and good spirit. She spoke with confidence, but her legs were really failing, her muscles were atrophied, and people could barely stand up with their hands. Lisa doesn't study medicine, so she doesn't understand. It seems that there is something wrong with the lumbar nerve. It is said that it has been seven or eight years.

Besides, the gunman really had a gun, and two people were holding two guns. These are two brothers, in their thirties. My brother is a repeat offender. After coming out of the reform-through-labour farm, he has been thinking about making a fortune. As a result, he took a fancy to the savings office on the street. I said it was easy to smash the savings office. According to foreign parlance, this is robbing a bank! Is the bank easy to rob?

Both of them have high IQ and know that banks are not easy to rob, so they got two guns. One is police pistol during the Ninth Five-Year Plan. It is said that this is a fake Soviet gun, original. ...