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Ask Degang Guo, Wang Wenlin and Liu Wenbu to make a funny cross talk: the lines of "Turn Four Generations" are urgent. Thank you for your mail box 1358164756 @ q q.com.
A: I like listening to your cross talk very much. B: Hi
A: Do you know me?
B: I'm sorry for my blindness.
A: You are too forgetful.
B: A: A famous actor, you have met too many people.
B: This is
A: I know you, but you don't know me.
B: I can't remember. I always visit your home
B: Yes
A: You are several years behind me
B: A few years younger than you
A: You were a child then
B: Yes
A: I am a young man
B: Ah, yes, a: Old.
A: There is a red lantern hanging at the door
B: It is obviously bright
A: Of course, there are two uncles at the door. B: Yes, there are many relatives in my family. A: My second uncle is always standing at the door. B: Yes, A: A: A learned man. I've got a tattoo on my head.
B: A tattoo on my head.
A: A scholar.
B: Let me put it this way.
A: Bare back
B: Wow
A: Bright blocks expose muscles.
B: Um
A: A: One.
B: It's a dragon.
A: I don't understand it either.
B: Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand it.
A: It's a dragon, and the board is
B: It's
A: It's this stop.
B: Yes, A: It's learned. Does this look like a learned man?
A: Uncle's knowledge is almost
B: It's far from it.
A: My uncle's knowledge is good.
B: My uncle is learned.
A: At this point, he looks like a professor at a university. With a partiality of 37
B: Pay attention to parting
A: Hair is 37
B: Yes
A: Eyebrows are 37
B: It's a person's appearance. This
A: Wearing a black suit
B: Soapy blue
A: Black suit is the best. Does the suit have a waistband?
A: He's trying to show this trouser pocket.
B: He's still carrying a trouser pocket with him.
A: He's wearing a pair of leather underpants.
B: Come on, aren't leather underpants?
A: It's obvious. So trembling
A: No, Big Uncle is this way
B: It's different. It's more like it
A: Your family can be called a guest slut
B: You waited for you ... You are wrong
A: What should it be?
b: guests are crowded
a: I don't understand this either. I don't know clearly. I always come to your house to play
b: this is
a: your mother has the most sisters
b: yes
a: you have many aunts
b: that's right
a.
a: what are you doing?
b: drinking tea and chatting
a: chatting with guests
b: drinking tea and chatting, when you were young
a: I can't remember things
b: no, I can remember things, too. It takes five. 6-year-old
A: Almost
B: Running all over the yard, that guest has to praise him
A: How
B: Ah, hehe ~ ah ~ ah, this little bastard is not bad
A: Is this a compliment?
b: whose is this?
a: your mother heard it in the house, and called you quickly, Xiaobao.
b: wait a minute.
a: kowtow to uncles.
b: how can I be Xiaobao? A: Isn't your nickname Bao?
b: My nickname is Bao.
A: Wei
B: Wei Xiaobao Wow
A: Clever
B: What a mess
A: Where exactly do you live
B: I don't know where to live for a long time
A: I'm in a trance
B: I haven't talked to you for a long time. Our family lives in the front door.
A: Oh, your family lives in the front door.
B: Ah
A: So you have lived in the front door for tens of thousands of years.
B: Tens of thousands of years.
B: Thousands of years.
A: How ridiculous.
B: It's too long. A foot in the sky, an underground sentence
A: a few seconds
B: outrageous
A: subtle
B: too short
A: milliseconds
B: Stop it
A: hmm?
B: You won't know after that.
A: We don't study aquatic products, so we know this.
B: For you, it's Peking University. It's a long time and a short time.
A: What should it be?
b: I see what you mean.
a: oh
b: didn't you just ask me how long I lived there?
a: yes
b: let me tell you this, I can't make it according to the year.
a: oh, it's so long.
b: our family lives there. Then the first generation will be you.
B: How can the first generation be me?
A: Who is the first generation?
B: My grandfather.
A: Oh ~ ~ ~
B: This is an alarm. This is
A: What about this second generation?
B: Two one.
b: the third generation is me
a: oh, my brother-in-law is you
b: my father-in-law is you
a: then we are not outsiders
b: what are we not outsiders
a: then who are these four generations?
b: the fourth generation is in front of me.
a: son?
b: ah
a: er, clever, with a good brain.
b: why do you ask this when you are idle?
a: isn't this for chatting with you?
b: oh, chatting
a: to tell the truth, it's been a long time.
b: how's it going? Please wait for me to find it for you.
A: Have a glass of water.
B: OK.
B: Just a moment.
A: That's it.
B: Mr. C, Mr. C
C: It's a good gown.
Which
B: friend
C: That
B: Ah
C: Drink water
B: That's
C: The water has reached the toilet
B: What should I do
C: Give it to him after brushing
B: Drink it secondhand.
c: to tell you the truth, when I see him, do I even? Look after him
B: How come
C: You'll lose money with him
B: It's impossible
C: What's the matter, brother? B: What's the matter? C: What he said just now wasn't human. B: What you said was wrong. I came to a friend and you said he didn't talk.
b: there is such a thing
c: yes, a thousand years old is a tortoise.
b: where to shoot it?
c: I just said this color image can't be like this.
b: I knew I couldn't wear this.
c: I can't see it.
b: people changed it later.
c
b: my grandpa
c: ah ~ ~ ~ how can you be stupid
b: how can I be stupid
c: you say this
b: grandpa
c: ah ~ ~ ~ he just promised you a
b: grandpa
.
b: that's me
c: brother-in-law is you
b: I said my father-in-law is him
c: an old father-in-law and a brother-in-law, and this is my father-in-law's
b: dad
c: ah ~ ~ ~ that's a loss, isn't it?
B: It's
C: My son
B: Ah
C: Look at this. I especially hate people who joke about ethics.
B: I see, so he really takes advantage of me.
C: He's a bad guy.
B: He's a bad guy. You're worse than him.
C: Good intentions don't pay off.
B: I'm helping you.
B: Is it so helpful?
C: You go and ask him.
B: Ask him.
C: I'll do you a favor. We'll go there together and ask him. I promised us to earn him for a generation.
B: Both promised
C: Ah
B: No problem.
C: Will it?
B: Of course it will.
C: Ask him.
C: I just don't like this.
B. What's the matter?
B: You just asked for water, not
A: Yes, it's
B: Oh, I'll bring you tea later.
A: That's OK.
B: Is it OK?
A: Yes, it is. Asking about you
A: Asking about what
B: Where do you live
A: Me
B: Ah
A: I just got off the plane
B: It's over
C: What's the matter
B: I just got off the plane
. Ask him where he lives in the house.
B: I said
A: Um
B: You have to tell me where you live.
A: Where you live.
B: Ah
A: Spend the night.
B: That's right.
A: Internet cafe.
B: People say. Internet cafe
C: It has to be a house
B: An Internet cafe is a house
C: Can he stay for a lifetime? What if he closes tomorrow? B: This is
C: Ask him where his home is. Let me tell you this
B: Please teach me
C: I can't do anything in the temple, subway and train station
B: I can't do anything
C: Ask him where he lives, where he is raised, where he is born and where he is lying. When his mother married, when his father was born, he rushed to where he came from. Ask me which clothes are my old house.
B: Give me trouble. What about Fan Zhenyu's apprentice?
B: Not next to
C: What brain? This is
B: Too many
C: I'll remind you, go and ask
B: Hey
A: What's the matter? B: Internet cafe, no
A: No. Where I was born, where I lived and where I lay, where did your father marry my mother? Wrong, where did my mother marry your father?
This is not right.
A: His old man has also been to your house.
B: Simply put, where do you live?
A: I
B: Ah
A: Chongwen District < Ask him where he lives
B: Chongwen District is big
C: Ask him
B: Chongwen District is big, where do you live
A: Chongwen Gate
B: He said Chongwen Gate
C: Nonsense, can Chongwen Gate live on the street, which street
B: Tell me. Ask
B: There are more than 1, Chongwenmen. Which one?
A: No.6
B: They are walking donkeys. Come here. Is there such a bully with bad eyes? People said No.6
C: Live in No.6
B: Quasi-local
C: Hang Le, Ask him how many generations he has lived with
B: Ask him
C: Yes
B: How many generations have you lived in No.6
A: I have lived for six generations
B: He has lived for six generations
C: Six generations
B: Ah
C: That's not right. I see. I made it clear that he is two generations older than me.
C: Aren't you confused?
B: How come?
C: He is your
B: Dad
C: Ah ~ ~ ~ Two generations are your
B: Grandpa
.
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