Who told a very humorous joke? (seeking)

One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put the fruit in their ass, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I got to the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian in his arms. ...

One day, a patient escaped from a mental hospital with a gun in his hand.

On the way to escape, he walked into an alley.

Hold a person hostage, press him to the ground and ask him, "What is one plus one?" ?

The other party timidly answered "two", and bang, killed him.

Leave a word to continue to escape "brother! You know too much. . .

God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

Stick a knife in my brother's back, stick a knife in my brother's back for a girl. Brothers are like brothers, and beauty is like clothes. I will cut off his hands and feet if he wears my clothes, and I will wear his clothes if he touches my hands and feet!