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I hope I don't dislike classical Chinese when giving gifts to others.

1. How to use the ancient Chinese prose when giving gifts to others to refuse

There are two stories about giving gifts in Feng Menglong's "Laughter at Ancient Times and Modern Times". One is a gift given to the emperor by Confucius in the Southern Dynasties. He sent two pieces of dried ginger: "Confucius is the prefect of Linchuan, and he made an appointment in Renqing, and he went to the county to give two pieces of dried ginger." (Note: In the official history, it is said that the dried ginger offered by Kong is 2 Jin) The other thing is that Lu Duo gave his teacher a birthday present in the Ming Dynasty. This Lu Duo actually sent half a dead fish: "(Zhao Yong) passed the residence of Lu Xueshi one day, and Lu said,' What is the public?' Zhao said,' I remember that today is Mr. Xiya's birthday and he will die.' Lu asked,' Why is the public a basket?' Zhao said,' Paer Fang.' Lu said,' I should do the same.' There is nothing in the beginning. I hesitated for a long time, but I remembered that there was a dead fish in my memory, so that my family could take it. The family reported that they had eaten, and only half of them were left. Lu Gongdu's family has nothing else, that is, he wishes it with Zhao. "Feng Menglong's" Ancient and Modern Laughter "is a series of jokes. These two stories are really funny. Where did these two people borrow so much courage and dare to give their own officers and teachers (Mr. Xiya, who received the gift in this article, is actually the officer of Lu) two slices of dried ginger and half a dried fish? Fortunately, the recipients of the two gifts did not take offense. Although the emperor "disliked" Kong's gifts, he "sighed" after "knowing the truth", and Mr. Naxiya did not care: "Cooking fish and selling wine, drinking two men, is very happy, that is, making peace."

I hope to adopt ~ 2. How to thank the other party in classical Chinese after receiving the gift

After receiving the gift from the other party, I can express it in the following classical Chinese: I am very happy to feel that you chose a gift for me.

"I am very glad that you chose a gift for me." Analysis of classical Chinese (that is, usage in classical Chinese): 1. Feeling [g m 4 n] ① moved.

"Yu Gong Yi Shan": "The emperor ~ his sincerity ordered the second son of Kua 'e to bear the second mountain." "Dou E's Injustice": "The six ice flowers that must be ~ roll like brocade, so as to avoid my remains."

② Feeling; Feeling. Preface to Lanting Collection: "Those who look at it later will also have ~ Yu Sven."

The Story of Yueyang Tower: "It's bleak everywhere, and it's extremely sad." 3 sigh.

"Going Back to Say Farewell": "When all good things are gained, my trip to life is over." Pipa Travel: "It is said by the people of Sri Lanka that it is only in the evening that I feel that I have moved."

④ sentimental. "Ode to Autumn Sound": "A hundred worries ~ the heart, everything is in its shape."

"Spring Watch": "~ Flowers shed tears, and lonely birds have sung their grief." 5 feeling; Feeling.

Zhuangzi? Deliberately: "~ then you should, then you should move." "A Dream of Red Mansions": "Madam Taitai has no other symptoms, but occasionally has some cold."

⑥ gratitude; Thank you. Zhang Hua's "Answering He Shao": "It is to use ~ Jiayou to write sincerity."

2. Jun [jūn] ① King; Monarch. "Zhao Weihou asked Qi Shi": "If there are no people, how can there be ~?" 2 king's landing; Rule.

Five Bitches: "Lu Aigong, the lower Lord, is south of China." (3) an ancient title.

such as "Xinlingjun" and "Ping Yuanjun". 4 address each other respectfully.

on meeting li guinian down the river: "It's time to fall flowers again." "The Hongmen Banquet": "Is Ann related to Xiang Bo?" (5) the wife's address to her husband.

Peacock flies southeast: "~ If you see it." ⑥ When used as a surname, it constitutes a title of respect for someone.

Miscellaneous Notes in Prison: "If I have any feelings, I will tell them in words." 3. Do it for [wéi] ①; Fuck.

for learning: "how difficult is it in the world? ~ well, it's easy to be difficult. " 2 invention; Manufacturing; Make.

trap: "In the celebration calendar, there is Bi Sheng in cloth and trap." 3 as; As.

"Public Loss": "Zi Mozi untied the city and used it as a weapon." 4 become; Become.

Cha Jin: "It's time to mourn for the people, and now it's time to mourn for the children." ⑤ Yes.

a model: "in the palace, everything is integrated." 6 cure; Governance.

On Accumulation and Sparseness: "What about those who are safe in the sky and are in danger in the world?" ⑦ Write; Title. "Shang Zhongyong": "That is, four poems are written and named after themselves."

8 think; Think. "The Hongmen Banquet": "Steal ~ Your Majesty won't take it."

pet-name ruby is called; Called. Chen She Family: "No.~ Zhang Chu."

attending to treat. "banquet at the hongmen gate": "kings and people can't bear it."

⑾ counts as; Sort of. "The Battle of Dishes": "Qin is rude, so why bother?" ⑿ as.

The Hongmen Banquet: "Pei Gong wants to be the king of Guanzhong and make Zi Ying look good." [13] to deal with.

The Hongmen Banquet: "What can I do if I don't quit?" [14] means passive.

everything is done wrong? Wu Zhu: "The rabbit can't be recovered, but the body ~ Song Guoxiao." ⒂ If; Suppose.

the warring States policy? Qin Ce: "If Qin knows it, it will not be saved." ⒃ Used in a sentence to serve as an object in advance; Use the end of the medicine to express exclamation or doubt.

Su Wu: "Why do you see it?" "The Hongmen Banquet": "Nowadays, people are like knives, and I am like fish." 4. I [wú] ① I; We ...

Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru: "Gu ~ read it, Qiang Qin did not dare to add troops to Zhao." 2 mine; Ours.

The Battle of Dishes: "Qin did not mourn ~ but cut down ~ the same surname, and Qin was rude. Why do you do it?" 5. Choose [zé] ①.

Six Analects of Confucius: "Those who are good will follow them, and those who are not good will change them." 2 difference.

The Story of Qi Huan's Jinwen: "If the king hides his innocence and dies, what about the cattle and sheep?" 6. Rites [lǐ] ① originally meant to worship the gods and ancestors, and later became the floorboard of the hierarchy, social norms and moral norms of slave society and feudal society. "The Hongmen Banquet": "The big banks don't care about the details, and they don't hesitate to make small concessions."

② politeness; Etiquette; Words or actions that show respect. "Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru": "It is to set up nine guests ~ Yu Ting."

Preface to Send Ma Sheng to Dongyang: "Or if you meet him, the more respectful you are, the more you will be." 3 respect; Treat people with courtesy.

Battle of Red Cliffs: "Sun Qiulu is clever and benevolent, and respects sages and scholars." 4 gifts.

Xin Lingjun steals a symbol to save Zhao: "So those who don't thank you think it's small and useless." ⑤ One of the Confucian classics "Five Classics", including three books: Yili, Zhouli and Liji.

7. Very [shèn] ① fierce; Serious. "Zou Ji satirizes coachable, the king of Qi": "From this point of view, the king is covered ~"

② It's worse than ...; Exceed. "Shao Gong admonishes Li Wang for slandering": "The defense of the people's mouth ~ lies in the defense of Sichuan."

③ profound; Trivial. Biography of Mr. Wuliu: "Good reading, no seeking ~ solution."

④ very; Very. "On accumulation and storage": "Those who are born are few and those who are muddy are many."

⑤ what. "Lutihai punches the town of Kansai": "Officer, eat ~ eat?" 8. hi [xǐ] ① joy; Joy.

"Wen Guanjun Recovered Henan and Hebei": "where is my wife and my son? Little sorrow on their face., full of poetry and books ~ lust." 2 love; Preference.

Xinlingjun steals the symbol to save Zhao: "Childe ~ scholar is famous all over the world." 3 happy events; Jiqing's business; A happy thing.

mandarin? Lu Yu: "Celebrate it and worry about it." (4) specifically refers to women's pregnancy; Be pregnant.

A Dream of Red Mansions: "Tell the doctor to read it, but he said it wasn't ~" . 3. The answer to the reading question "Gift"

Reference answer:

(2) 12.(1) Key points of the answer: ① The daughter gave her mother a gift; ② It was not accepted by her mother (understanding); ③ The statue was broken (2 points, 1 point for each answer)

13.(1) Key points of the answer: It shows that her daughter is both looking forward to school and worried about home. (2 points, other answers can be correct)

(2) Key points of the answer: 11, yuan is hard to come by; 2 points, just answer a little, and others can be understood correctly)

(3) Key points of the answer: 1. I think that my daughter's gift is not "healthy" (2 points, 1 point is given for answering a little. Thoughtful, etc. (4 points, 2 points for each space)

15. Key points of the answer: ① The mother doesn't understand her daughter; ② The daughter is sad and disappointed (3 points, just answer a little, and other understandings can be correct); 4. The reading answer of Gifts

Reference answer:

1. The novel tells the story of two teachers receiving different gifts from the same student.

2. (1) Figurative rhetoric is used to describe Mr. Jiang's embarrassed and helpless expression when he saw the gift.

(2) The description of "squint" and "slowness" shows Mr. Zhang's arrogance and greed.

3. Example: Compared with Mr. Jiang, I am so small. I hurt the children's beautiful hearts at first, and I don't deserve to be a people's teacher! (just write down Mr. Zhang's shame and regret)

4. Mr. Jiang is a simple, honest and caring teacher, while Mr. Zhang is materialistic and lacks love for his students.

5. "Gifts" not only refer to diamond necklaces and greeting cards sent by students to teachers, but also let us see the completely different spiritual worlds of the two teachers through gifts: giving students love and respect, what they get is a gift that students show love and respect; And trampling on students' love may get students' spur, irony and reminder.