Funny sentences praising handsome guys

Funny sentences praising handsome guys

There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror. The following are the classic funny sentences about praising handsome guys that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

Funny sentences praising handsome guys-1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn, and I have to rely on talent when I can eat by my face.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I am handsome and witty at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. I'm on your list, and I'm handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

25. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror.

Funny sentences praising handsome guys 2 1. Lalalala, everyone loves you, but the birds see the birds and stay, which is popular among thousands of girls, stimulates the handsome boy market and saves countless teenagers who have slipped. A pear flower overshadows a begonia?

2. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~

3. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.

4. Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I am lonely and old all my life ... because ... all MM think they are not good enough for me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, so handsome people should take the time to become handsome.

5. Postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...

6. Handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end collisions; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~

7. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~

8. At school, the teacher said? Handsome? I don't understand the meaning of "". At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In a flash, I understood.

9. One day, I walked into the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.

10. One day, the fairy said to me, handsome boy, let me marry you.

1 1. One day I yelled at Tianda: I'm not handsome. God listened, and a thunder criticized me. Who told you to lie?

12. I don't know Shen, and it's not surprising that I was killed; If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.

13. People love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

14. Sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.

15. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

16. Once I walked down the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, Are you handsome? I said:? I am not handsome! ? The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

17. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. When Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome?

18. A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first couplet: looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses. Girls turn their heads and jump off buildings with love: Shuai Shuai is handsome!

19. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

20. I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved of my appearance. I really can't find out what's wrong with it.

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