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When I came home for dinner late, my father had come back from a business trip in London. I immediately felt that he and his mother were discussing something. He said in a familiar half-joking and half-earnest tone, "How about going to Eton College?" "Don't worry, I am willing!" I quickly accepted the joke. Everyone knows that it is the most expensive and famous school. To enter that school, you have to start at least from the day you were born, if not earlier. Moreover, although I am only 12 years old, or 13 years old, I already know my father very well. He doesn't like to show off in any form. He has always been very aware of the proper position of his life, that is, in the middle of the middle class: our house is of medium size; He deliberately chose a smaller club instead of joining Royal Liverpool Golf Club. Once he bought a second-hand Rolls-Royce at a very low price, but he was too embarrassed to drive it, so he quickly changed it to 1 100. He must be trying to tell me the idea of giving up boarding school in a relaxed and happy way. God, I should remember that he likes to be different and not attract attention. He seems to have talked to Graham Brown in the London office. He is a good man. A friend of Graham's just sent his son to Eton College. It was there that he called the school by the way. I remember that because of my great confusion, my eyes had a tingling feeling and my hands were shaking. Excited, but there is great sadness in my heart. "Oh, he doesn't want to leave," my mother said. "You can't just leave." "This is his," my father said. "He can make up for his ideas."