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Peacock flies southeast (English farce)

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Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort)

Jiao's mother, JMforshort, and lunch mother, LMforshort.

The son of the satrap, the son of the mayor (MSforshort), the robber thief (ABandC).

preface

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I am afraid of my wife, but in fact, I am a strong and fat man.

wifeisWuSong。

(pointing loudly at the door on the stage) I'm I'm I'mnotafraidofyou!

(a washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I am mafraidofWhom?

My wife is a neighbor. Sheisbraverthanme，

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme。 I don't care about all this.

thanme。 But she didn't! havingawifeliketithisisjustilikelivinthehell！

(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my god. Who can help me? (below)

Act 1

(At the end of the opening remarks, JM made an eavesdropping recording.)

JM (on crutches): I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with a spatula in an apron): I'm here! what's up

JM: I tell you, you should call me "my most beautiful and elegant place"

Dearest mother-in-law.

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law, what's the matter?

JM: Ever since you married me, you have behaved badly. You're dead, so

Lazy.

But ...

JM: Never interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! I have been working hard since I married your son, that terrible Johnny.

All day, cooking and washing clothes. I have thousands of ducks and chickens.

And ...

JM: But all those people who have become grandchildren!

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, oh, you want a Granson, don't you? (begins to untie apron) Come on.

Son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron and throw it in JM's face, down)