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Ask a joke about grass and the sun
1. There is a meadow in front. (Hit one) Answer: Plum blossom (no flower) 2. There is a meadow ahead. (Beat one plant) Answer: wild plum blossom (does not bloom) 3. Here comes a flock of sheep. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Strawberry (no grass) 4. A pack of wolves is coming. (Hit a fruit) Answer: Yangmei (no sheep) 5. Potato wants to duel with steamed stuffed bun, but there is a river ahead, and he can't cross it. Answer: Dutch beans (beans stopped by the river) 6. At the beginning of the duel, the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife (hitting a food). Answer: bean paste bag (killing the bag with beans) 7. The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" " (Make a foodie) Answer: Partial film (rat cheat) 8. The wild horse didn't believe it and picked up the mouse. Answer: potato (camel mouse) 9. The pig said, "Come on!" Answer: chocolate (encouraged by pigs) 10, a sheep is eating grass, and a wolf passes by the sheep, but doesn't eat the sheep. Answer: shrimp (blind) 1 1. Another wolf passed by the sheep and hasn't eaten it yet. Answer: sea shrimp (still blind) 12, the third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted while surfing, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Answer: Lobster (deaf and blind) has been unlucky for three years and has been happy all his life ... Alas, there is no way to turn!
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