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Some interesting dormitory practices

Chapter I General Provisions

Article 1 This Convention is formulated for the purpose of maintaining the normal living order of dormitories and ensuring the physical and mental health of dormitory members.

Second, the dormitory leader comes first.

Chapter II Basic Rights and Duties of Members

Article 3 Members shall enjoy a high degree of autonomy.

Article 4 Members have the right to vote on dormitory affairs.

Article 5 Members have the right to create a decadent atmosphere in the dormitory.

Sixth members have the obligation to maintain the image of the dormitory. All improper words and deeds of members to the outside world only represent themselves and have nothing to do with this dormitory.

Article 7 Member States are obliged to abide by this Convention.

Article 8 Articles 3 to 7 shall not conflict with Article 2.

Chapter III Indoor Hygiene

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Chapter 15 Noise Control

Article 105 It is forbidden to sing songs with ambiguous titles such as "Keep your eyes on me" in the shower.

Generally speaking, during the broadcast of a radio station, everyone should consciously close the doors and windows.

Article 107: It is strictly forbidden to use the optical drive during the break.

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Chapter 60 Others

Article 1234 It is forbidden to run naked indoors without permission.

Article 1235 prohibits the abuse of basic life-sustaining items such as drinking fountains and hubs.

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Chapter 61 Supplementary Provisions

Article 2345 This Convention shall be interpreted by the developer, that is, the person in charge of the dormitory.

Article 2346 This Convention fully embodies the spirit of freedom, democracy and equality, so it comes into effect immediately without a vote.