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What are the language features of a bowl of beef noodles? They are badly needed. Thank you.

It was a chilly spring night, and a special father and son came to the restaurant. They said that they were especially blind because their father was blind. His face was covered with many wrinkles, and his gray colorless eyes looked straight ahead. The little boy next to him helped him carefully. The boy is dressed simply and almost shabby, but he has a quiet bookish attitude. He wants to be a student who is studying. The boy helped the old man to the cashier beside me.

"Dad, you do it first and I'll make out the invoice." After that, he put down his things and came to me.

"Two bowls of beef noodles." He said loudly. I was about to lower my head to make out the invoice when he suddenly waved awkwardly at me. I looked up in surprise. He smiled apologetically at me, then pointed to the price list behind me and gestured to me that I wanted a bowl of beef noodles and a bowl of scallion noodles. I was interested at first, and then I suddenly realized what he meant.

Two bowls of steaming noodles were quickly served in the kitchen. The boy carefully moved the bowl of beef noodles to his father, greeted him carefully: "Dad, the noodles are coming, please be careful to burn them", and handed the bowl of slippery noodles to him.

The old man was not in a hurry to eat noodles, but fumbled around in the bowl with chopsticks. He finally caught a piece of beef, rushed over and touched his son's bowl with his hand, and put the meat in his bowl.

"Eat, you eat more." The old man's eyes were glassy, but the wrinkles on his face were full of gentle smiles.

The boy didn't stop his father's behavior, but silently accepted his father's meat slices and then quietly put them back in his father's bowl.

"This restaurant is really good. There is so much meat in the noodles. " The old man sighed with satisfaction.

I am ashamed, because our restaurant has always been mercenary, and there are only a few slices of beef as thin as cicadas.

The boy took the opportunity to answer: "Dad, eat quickly, too. There is no room in my bowl. "

"Good, good, you also eat quickly." The old man finally lowered his head, picked up a piece of beef and put it in his mouth to chew slowly. The boy smiled, and then he swallowed his bowl. There were only a few oil stars on the smooth surface.

Menstruation doesn't know when to stand beside me and look at the father and son quietly. At this time, Xiao Zhang in the kitchen brought a bowl of beef jerky. She looked at menstruation with puzzled eyes, and made a signal with the lips, asking Xiao Zhang to put the plate on the table of father and son.

The boy looked up and looked around. Seeing that there were no other customers at this table, he whispered, "You put it wrong. We didn't order beef. "

Menstruation went over and said, "Yes, today is our opening anniversary, and beef is our gift."

As soon as I heard this, I looked around guiltily, afraid that other customers would not be satisfied, and even more afraid that the boy would be suspicious. Fortunately, no one noticed this scene. The boy just smiled and didn't ask questions. He put some pieces of beef in his father's bowl, and then put the rest in a bag full of steamed bread.

At this time, a group of construction workers from the nearby construction site came in and the shop became lively. When we were busy greeting guests, we found the boy and his father left after dinner.

When Xiao Zhang went to the table to collect the bowl, he suddenly began to cry softly. It turned out that under the boy's bowl, there were still some banknotes, which were worn out, but folded flat. The total is six yuan, which is exactly the price of a plate of beef jerky on our price list. At that time, all the people were speechless, only a silent sigh echoed in everyone's heart.

1 The underlined sentence is an indirect speech, please change it to a direct speech.

Where does the first paragraph describe the appearance of boys? What's the role?

What do "dissatisfaction" and "doubt" mean?

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