Funny quotes from Never Expected 2

1. The quiet study room is the best place for review. I want to indulge in the sea of ????learning by answering questions and cannot extricate myself.

2. Such a strong accent, I can’t understand it at all. It’s amazing.

3. Humph, my English is mixed with my hometown dialect, coupled with my innate accent talent, it can be said that I am a natural master of English.

4. In a short sentence, there are dozens of accents from southern Fujian, northwest Jiangxi, North Korea and other places. The twins even shamelessly formed echoes, confusing the audience and making it impossible to understand. !

5. It seems that we can only use dice that have a perfect hit rate and a soul of answering questions.

6. The quiet grove is a holy place for review. Today I have to memorize 500 words.

7. Even if you have a magical weapon, it will be of no use in front of us.

8. Choose the shortest among three long and one short. I went and found that they are all the same length.

9. Don’t forget, C is the option with the most correct answers. This is the secret hidden in the multiple choice questions.

10. Cheating is a lifelong skill. See you in the examination room.

11. The cozy toilet is also a treasure place for review. Today I will do fifty sets of papers.

12. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would eventually dominate Suzuran No. 1 Middle School.

13. Natural addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, Lorentz transformation equations. Hook three strands, four strings and five, a clear diagram of the projective theorem.

14. It’s too cruel. If you don’t even let me pass the exam, then what’s the point of life?

15. I am such a man who strives for perfection in my studies. Give up! Never expected classic quotations

1. My life is full of regrets. I think of running under the sunset that day. It was my lost youth.

2. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary and must be the clue.

3. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

4. Is it because I am afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him.

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are now possessed by their souls.

6. I am such a good young man with comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

7. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would meet true love in the toilet.

10. I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become the general manager, serve as CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

11. Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

12. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I I want it, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want it, I want it.

13. A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

14. We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

15. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

16. Zhao Yun almost died by going in and out seven times, you loser! Zhuge Liang suffered from the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire for you, you loser star! Because of you, Zhang Fei was brutally killed by the Great Sword, you loser! Report! General Guan was defeated and sold his city for you, how much did he lose to one of my generals! Report! Luma died in childbirth to repay your Luma's death in childbirth! Cao Jun is coming. Cao Jun is coming for you! The laws of nature really cannot be changed!

17. If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?

18 , I have no regrets in my life.

19. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

20. The truth is, once bad news comes out, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

1. I will get a promotion and a salary increase, become general manager, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life.

2. Actually, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature, it cannot be avoided!

3. We have to go to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

4. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that...

5. Fatty is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

6. Boy, I want to fight to the death with you

7. This episode is sponsored by the Mongolian Navy. Our journey is across the stars and the sea.

8. As long as you are handsome enough. . So I don't need to do anything. Look how I use these handsome features. Her melancholy temperament easily conquers her. .

9. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

10. Is it because I’m afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him?

11. Could it be that she loves the super cool killing style?

< p> 12. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are now possessed by their souls.

13. I once won the award for the most perfect peeling of shrimps in the Central Plains. Do you admire me very much? I am such a good boy who has comprehensively discovered moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

14. Well, these are just the tip of my iceberg.

15. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty

16. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber , I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

17. I named this game Zhenhuan RUN

18. Oh my god, how can a boy wear red underwear

19 . My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would take the initiative to pass away. But this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

20. My left fist is as hot as fire, and my right fist is like frost. Just as cold.

21. Give me a pancake with ten eggs

22. If you are not satisfied, I will swallow feces and kill myself

23. Wang Dachui: I A big cross, what the hell? We didn’t even do any special effects, so just typing it was too perfunctory, right?

24. Wang Dachui: How did you see this? Isn’t this name too erotic? < /p>

25. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary, it must be the clue

26. Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven times out, you loser star! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered ice and fire. Jiuchongtian, you are a loser! Because of you, Zhang Fei was killed by the Great Sword, you are a loser! Retribution! General Guan was defeated and sold the city for you. How much did one of my generals suffer! You are a loser! Retribution! Luma suffered from dystocia! And I died because of your Luma in childbirth, you are the star of death! Bao! Cao Jun is coming. Because of you, the army of Cao is coming! You star of death!

27. What’s going on with this soap? , I couldn’t help but pick it up, it fell, it fell, it fell, it fell, it fell.

28. In fact, I am mentally retarded and mentally perverted ~ crazy, wasting my youth

29. Please open the door and let's check the water meter. It's true.

30. Mom, I’m going to die, you don’t have to worry about my studies anymore

31. High-end, classy, ??domineering and cool? Wow

32. Should I go to Tsinghua University or Lanxiang University? It’s really hard to decide

33. Since I installed this app, my mother no longer has to worry about my moral integrity

< p> 34. Son, I am the daughter of an Arab sheikh. I have four oil fields in my name. This is the pocket money I have saved, which is enough for you to be more than 200 years ahead of others at the starting line...

35. I wake up from a bed of five square centimeters every day and face posters of more than two hundred beautiful maids. However, I do not feel lost because of poverty. I only hope to have a friend with a local surname. . . . . .

36. Don’t mess with me. My dad is a hidden high-ranking official. No matter how many people I have sex with in turn, my dad will keep me safe.

37. Dear Hammer, I didn’t leave you because of money. It was because I suffered from intermittent vascular and nerve headaches, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, prostatic intima detachment, trisomy 21 syndrome, and severe secondary disease. I don’t want to drag you down because of this, I hope you find a better person and have a happier life. Goodbye, Hammer!

38. She is a serious cleaning girl, don’t think that you can do whatever you want with a few bad dollars. Wang Dachui: Haha! Why do I feel like I can win it for two hundred yuan.

39. Bai Suzhen, do you dare to agree when I call your name? Dare you! My full name is Suzhen, Montage, Luffy, Kalisler, Haruko Akagi, Alexander Kakashi, Elizabeth. Ah, the name is so long that I can’t remember it at all! Xiaoqing, do you dare to agree when I call you your name? Dare you! My full name is Xiao Liuli, Ai Meng Lian Tears, Bing Xue Shang Li Mo Meng Ai Ying Mo Miao Luo Li Qian Meng Ran Si Shangqing, the name is so long that I can’t remember it! Do you dare to agree when I call you Xu Xian? Dare you! My name is Xu Xian, but I am not a monster!

I never expected the classic Lines:

My name is Wang Dachui, I never expected it

I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, that was my lost youth

Mom! I want to It's melted!

Please taste my fresh flesh

My name is Wang Dachui, I am an actor, and I am filming a low-cost martial arts drama. Isn’t this too low-cost? Which children’s toy sword is it?

It’s already of this quality, but it’s still a shame

You said the quality is poor, but I’m still not convinced Ah you?

It turns out that I use boxing. Nine-Yang Divine Fist sounds awesome. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

I got a big cross, what the hell? I didn’t even do any special effects, so just typing it was too perfunctory, right?

How did you see this? This name is too erotic Are you done?

Wugui, your sister, I haven’t even taken any action yet!

Hey, can you stop thinking about these weird things?

< p> Now that the enemy has been defeated, I should be able to rescue the princess, right?

It’s totally you, just with a change of clothes, right?

You admit it shamelessly Okay, this crew is too poor, right? Would it be wrong to change the actor?

Why hasn't he shown his love for me yet? Is there another mystery?

What if he You misunderstood me, what should you do if you are not a straight man and fall in love with me? But if you remind me directly

Come on, manager, relax. This nose hair is quite naughty.

No, that's definitely not the case. Maybe this is a symbol of his noble status.

Even a fool with an IQ of only five should understand that I am reminding him that the zipper is not zipped, right? Hey, why doesn't he look at me? Is he afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him?

How to pick up girls...

As long as she is handsome enough! So I don’t need to do anything. Look at how I can easily conquer her with my handsome features and melancholy temperament.

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Sisters! This man is mentally retarded! He’s also a psychopath! Don’t go to him on a blind date! You can’t buy it with two yuan and suffer a loss! You can’t buy it with two yuan and be deceived...< /p>

That’s right! I am Wang Dachui, whose talent and character are both outstanding. (Stop on one foot and sit on the bench) Maybe you don’t know me very well, but look (take out certificates one by one), these are my Level 3 Certificate in Abacus Operation (Pendulum) and Level 8 Certificate in Khitan Language ( (Pendu), and my riding certificate (Pull), these are just the tip of the iceberg. Usually I also like to make some small inventions, haer (blowing air at the paper airplane and then flying at the beauty, the paper airplane is inserted into the beauty's head, and then showing the paper frog), small toys and so on. How about it? Isn’t it very interesting?

Put Zhen Chuan’s avatar into an 8×8 square. Players can use the mouse to drag Zhen Chuan’s avatar. As long as there are 3 or more If the same avatars come together, they will disappear and the player will get corresponding points. Players will keep playing in order to get high scores.

His name is Wang Dachui. He is a cute little monster. He usually likes to help the old monster cross the road and so on. Today I am going to collect herbs to treat my mother’s illness. I was really happy to hear that Tang Monk and his party finally succeeded in learning the scriptures. No more worries about being beaten by Sun Wukong.

Classmate Li Tiegen, what exactly is going on in your head? Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp again. The next sentence you wrote is Mulan giving birth to a chick. Chickens are oviparous animals, okay? They also lay eggs! Also, how can "Journey to the West", "Water Margin", "Dream of Red Mansions", and "Daoming Temple" be called F4 together? Have you ever read the Chinese language? Book?F4 refers to, how are Yan Chengxu, Zhou Yimin, Zhu Xiaotian and Wu Jianhao? Go away, I can no longer educate you.

Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven out, you loser star! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered from the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you loser star! Because of you, Zhang Fei suffered the great sword, you loser star! Retribution! General Guan was defeated and sold the city. How much did one of my generals suffer for you? To avenge! Lu Ma died in childbirth. To avenge your Luma to die in childbirth! Cao Jun attacked for you. Cao Jun attacked! The laws of nature are really true. You can't change it!

If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?

< p> I have a life without regrets.

I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

Actually, as soon as bad news comes out, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a salary increase, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

You saved me, I will marry you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor. "Never Expected" is a mini-series co-produced by Youku and Wanhetianyi***, depicting the story in an exaggerated and humorous way. It tells the story of the Diaosi King Wang Dachui. The plot content is all-encompassing, from current hot topics to classic historical stories. The ridiculing perspective and humorous language are unique.

1. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

2. This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary and must be the clue.

3. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want, I want.

4. Is it because I am afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind him.

5. Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are now possessed by their souls.

6. I am such a good young man with comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic education.

7. I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that day, which was my lost youth.

8. Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

9. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would meet true love in the toilet.

10. I believe that it won’t be long before I get a promotion and a salary increase, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I'm still a little excited.

11. Mongolian Navy: Our journey is the sea of ??stars

12. You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you tonight, I want, I want, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I I want it, I want it, I want it, bridal chamber, bridal chamber, I want it, I want it.

13. A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

14. We are going to distant places to see what else is our Smecta.

15. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that the general would pass away on his own initiative, but this will not affect my reputation as a famous doctor.

16. Because of you, Zhao Yun almost died seven times in and seven out, you are a loser! Because of you, Zhuge Liang suffered from the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire, you are a loser! For you, Zhang Fei was brutally killed by the Great Sword, you are a loser! Bao! General Guan was defeated and sold the city for you. How much did one of our generals suffer! Bao! Lu Ma died in childbirth. Bao! Cao’s army attacked for your sake. Cao’s army attacked! The laws of nature There really is no way to change it!

17. If you want to rescue the princess, you have to, well, you have to step over my corpse. Can you memorize the lines?< /p>

18. I have no regrets in my life.

19. I felt a powerful force gathering into my fists. My left fist is as hot as fire, my right fist is as cold as ice.

20. The truth is, once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then thrown to the ground under the influence of gravity. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided.

The above lines are compiled and provided by the website Beautiful Sentences. Classic lines and quotations from "Never Expected"

Introduction to "Never Expected":

"Never Expected" is a mini-online comedy told in an exaggerated and funny way It tells the hilarious and legendary story of Diaosi King Dahamui and his friends that people never expected. "Unexpectedly" won the Golden Roc Award for Best Online Short Film in 20xx and was deeply loved by the audience, especially the classic quotes and lines in the film, which often became people's catchphrases and mantras. The movie of the same name "Never Expected: Journey to the West" will be released at the end of 20xx. The old team of "Never Expected" Bai Ke, Liu Xunzimo, etc., as well as actors such as Chen Bolin, Yang Zishan, Ma Tianyu, etc., will interpret a millionaire with a new combination. An unexpected story.

"Never Expected" Classic Quotes and Inspiring Lines

It doesn't matter how low the cost is. The key question is whether you can find a group of people who are willing to work with you through thick and thin to do this. Some people call such people employees, but I think they are brothers and sisters.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

As long as you make the right decision, your life will become brilliant.

——Classic Quotes from "Never Expected"

Excluding intellectual factors, whether the success in your mind is personal achievement, family happiness or interpersonal relationships, the only thing that can best determine success is Self-control.

——The classic quotation from "Never Expected"

When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don't despair, at least your judgment is right.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

Life has not deceived you, it is just that you are living in your imagination.

——The classic quotation from "Never Expected"

We have to go to the distance to see what else is our Smecta!

——"Never Expected" Classic Quotes

"Never Expected" Classic Quotations and Lines

"Never Expected" Classic Quotations and Funny Lines

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Today you are ignoring me, but tomorrow I will make it impossible for you to reach high.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

If I am not satisfied, I will swallow feces and commit suicide.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

This sad orchid finger is indeed extraordinary and must be the clue.

——The classic quotation from "Never Expected"

Only children and liars can say the word forever.

——Classic quotation from "Never Expected"

The dragon head on the left, the white tiger on the right, and the old cow in the middle.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

Iron Man, Spider-Man, Batman, and Thunder Man are possessed by their souls at this moment.

——Classic Quotes from "Never Expected"

Son, I am the daughter of an Arab sheikh, and I have four oil fields in my name. This is the pocket money I have saved, which is enough. You are more than 200 years ahead of others at the starting line.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

Innovative idea, high-end, domineering, high-end, cool and stunning.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

I am from Lanxiang Mechanical Tractor Academy, majoring in walking tractors.

——The classic quotation from "Never Expected"

Manager, relax, this nose hair is quite naughty.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

I have no regrets in my life. I think of running under the sunset that afternoon, which is my lost youth.

——The classic quotation from "Never Expected"

I haven't entered the entertainment industry yet!

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

Every loser has a dream of counterattack, and every dream is a hard journey.

——Classic quotation from "Never Expected"

A fat man is destined to die, which may be heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

In fact, it is like this. Once bad news comes, you will be sucked into my arms and then be sucked into my arms under the influence of gravity. Fell to the ground. This is the law of nature and cannot be avoided!

——Classic quotation from "Never Expected"

Chirp, chirp, chirp again, the next sentence you wrote is Mulan giving birth to a chick. Chickens are oviparous animals, right? If you want to give birth, it’s still an egg! Also, how can "Journey to the West", "Water Margin", "A Dream of Red Mansions", and "Daoming Temple" be collectively called F4? Have you ever read any Chinese language books? F4 refers to Yan Chengxu, Zhou Yimin, Zhu Xiaotian and Wu Jianhao, okay? You go, I can no longer continue to educate you.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

I just want to be a quiet and beautiful man.

——The classic quotation from "Never Expected"

What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

——The classic quotation of "Never Expected"

Could it be that I am afraid that my ecstatic posture will blind his eyes.

——Classic quotation from "Never Expected"

When the sun rises and the flowers on the river are red, the flowers are as red as the fire. Thank you, the leader, for believing in me. The incense burner produces purple smoke when the sun shines, and the leader is my heaven. When the sun rises and the flowers bloom, the leader throws the blame on me.

——Classic quotation from "Never Expected"