Talk about the classics about traffic jams.

(Excerpted from Xinhuanet) 1. Now anyone who is waiting for someone calls, and the first thing they ask is, "Where the fuck did you block that?"

2. China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors.

Once there was a traffic jam on the road, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

I discussed with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, the 4-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

There are always some naive human beings who think that the car will move when you press the horn a few times in traffic jam!

6. You can call your family, friends and even customers when there is traffic jam. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, and some people have negotiated a big business ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

7. When eating in the canteen at noon, the boss next door called his people to send him food to a certain intersection, saying that it had been blocked since morning. . .

8. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

9. You can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift these days. When you want to take a taxi but you can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

10, a girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway and took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

1 1. Seeing the traffic jam at work, my boyfriend will be late. He decided to sit on a motorcycle and said to the motorcycle driver, "Master, can you get to the International Trade Building in ten minutes?" I am going to be late for work. " I saw the motorcycle driver calmly say, "Take a question, wait for me to install wings first!" " "

12. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to work by the way. I was furious and said, "Why? Why? I also mop the floor, wash dishes and do all the housework. Why did you punish me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

13, reporter: Teacher Wolong, I heard that you went out of Qishan six times. Is it true?/You don't say. Zhuge Liang: Hey, forget it. There is a traffic jam every time I go. It seems that we can only go out for the seventh time.

14, the most vicious curse I have ever heard is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life!