A humorous sentence on a hot day

1, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

2, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It's too hot for people to breathe.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

7, the weather is very hot, just out of the sun, it is already a burning sky.

8, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot weather, mosquito bites.

9. In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under it, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.

10, it is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer, and it is only after you go that you really experience the taste of "Regan Noodles".

1 1, lying on the mat feels like an iron ox willow.

12, I can finally steam sauna without spending money.

13, the weather is too hot. I just met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became familiar.

14, I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.