What are the jokes about turtles and snails?

Once upon a time, there was a turtle. It crawled and saw a snail.

Just ask: snail, where are you going?

Snail: I want to go home.

Tortoise: Your home is in front?

Snail: Well, it's just ahead.

Tortoise: You climb so slowly, when will you get home? Why don't you climb on my back and I'll take you home.

Snail: That's very kind of you.

So the snail climbed on the turtle's back. They walked forward and met the caterpillar as they walked.

Snail asks: caterpillar, caterpillar, where are you going?

The caterpillar replied, I want to go home.

, just ahead.

The snail said, slowly, you are really afraid. When will you go home? Or climb on the turtle's back.

We'll take you home.

The caterpillar said, thank you very much. That's very kind of you.

So the caterpillar climbed onto the turtle's back and was ready to go.

The snail said to the caterpillar seriously: you must hurry, the tortoise is fast, like the wind ~