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Do you dare to challenge this hellish tongue twister?

1, Si Xiaosi, Shi Xiaoshi went to the market on April/4 14: 40. Si Xiaosi bought 44 kilograms of tomatoes and Shi Xiaoshi bought 14 kilograms of silk.

Si Xiao thought to exchange his 44.4 kg tomatoes for Shi Xiaoshi's 14.4 kg filaments. Shi Xiaoshi didn't want to trade his 14.4 kg of filaments for Si Xiaosi's 44.4 kg of tomatoes.

Si Xiaosi said that my 44.4 kg tomatoes can increase nutrition and prevent myopia; Shi Xiao said that my 14.4 Jin refined silk can be woven into satin and silk, and it can be spun.

2. Taxi drivers in Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region who like to eat red carp and green carp donkeys are pulling osteoporosis patients in Miao and Tujia Autonomous Prefecture who like to drink homemade durian milk from Granny Liu.

After meeting a dumb man with a trumpet who defeated 44 dead stone lions who killed 44 dead persimmon trees in front of the mountain, he met a cowherd who had been in love with Liu Niang for a year, thinking that the gray-black fertilizer would volatilize, and went out of the film crew in official website Hill to see a doctor at Nanning National Hospital, the capital of Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region.

3. Lan is a female coach and Lu is a male coach. Coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.

4. Aunt Ma's son is Ma Daha, and Ma Daha's mother is Aunt Ma. Aunt Ma asked Ma Daha to buy twist, and Ma Daha bought watermelon for Aunt Ma.

Aunt Ma asked Ma Daha to cut sesame seeds, and Ma Daha picked cotton for Aunt Ma. Aunt Ma told Ma Daha: Never want Ma Daha again; Ma Daha doesn't change Ma Daha, and Ma Dama doesn't want Ma Daha.