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Pay attention to telling stories about pig idioms, and don't copy those painful idioms.

Story: headless pig

In the northwest of Jinfeng Snake Mountain in Gui Hu, Chaozhou, there is the cemetery of Amin Wang Chaoying and Hu Wang. There is a headless pig squatting in front of the tomb.

Legend has it that two stone pigs in front of the tomb of Wang Dabao, the minister of Song Li Department, often haunt at night. Once, one ran near Chengpu in Xianyang, and the other ran to Shedi Mountain to steal sweet potatoes to eat. It happened that an old man came to the snake's nest while patrolling the field. He saw a pig poking sweet potato with its mouth and immediately ran after it with a hoe. The pig ran to the foot of snake mountain and knelt in front of Yinghu cemetery to beg for blessing. At this time, Liu came, and with a bang, he waved his hoe and the pig's head fell to the ground. The old man took the pig's head home and asked his wife to shave it, wash it and cook it, and sell it to wine, hoping to have a good time. After a while, I opened the lid and saw, well, it turned out to be a big stone. A big iron pot was smashed out of a hole.

In this way, the headless pig still knelt in front of the tomb of his descendants.

Joke: A cricket and a pig bet that you can't see me when I jump into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?