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What are some interesting stories about historical figures?

Interesting stories about historical figures are:

In the Ming Dynasty, there was a poor scholar. One day, he was hungry and wanted to cook. When he opened the rice jar, only a few grains of rice were lying at the bottom of the jar. The scholar had to carefully put the few grains of rice into Wali to cook.

When he picked up a piece of porridge as clear as the water in the West Lake and wanted to drink it, the smell from his nose blew out some rice porridge floating in the tiles. At this time, the scholar sang two sentences smoothly: a few grains of porridge are cooked into one ou, and the nose wind blows the waves.

But I can't take it anymore. Just as he was walking around the broken house with European porridge, thinking about the next sentence, the thief who had been lurking in front of his house couldn't help it, and blurted out: West Lake and Jing Qing only owe a hook to the fisherman. Hearing this, the scholar said, "Good sentence, good sentence."

2. According to legend, Taibo and Zhong Yong are brothers, and their biological father is the ancient father of King Tai of Zhou Dynasty. The Tiber brothers should have succeeded to the throne in turn after their ancient father died. But they saw that their father especially liked Ji Chang (later Zhou Wenwang), the son of the third son, and that Ji Chang did have superhuman talent, so they decided to voluntarily cede the right of inheritance to Ji Li and then to Ji Chang.

Later, Gu Gongfu and others asked them to inherit the throne, but they all refused. In order to cut off other people's support for their ideas, Taber and Zhong Yong fled to the continuous tattoo in Manjing area of Wudong, a remote and desolate origin, and followed the customs of the local backward ethnic groups. Zhou people saw that they had made up their minds, so they had to support Ji Chang.

This is the story of the famous "Taibo let the king" in history. After Taber arrived in Man Jing, Man Jing was moved by his righteous act of passing on his possessions to his younger brother, and came to take refuge to follow. Under the impetus of his harmony, from the beginning of 1000 years, it gradually developed and expanded, and later Wu State was established with its capital in Suzhou, Jiangsu Province.

When I was a child, I was recognized as a little fool. I was so stupid that my classmates talked about him when they saw him, and the teacher thought he was hopeless. However, Einstein has willpower that ordinary people don't have, and that is "diligence"!

In the handicraft class, other children handed in exquisite handicrafts, but he handed in a rough Xiao Mu stool, and everyone laughed at him. The teacher also satirized him: "I don't think there is anything worse!" " "However, Einstein took out two stools worse than this. At this time, teachers and classmates were shocked and changed their views on him.

This is a little diligence in Einstein's growth process, and his harvest is to get new views from classmates and teachers; When he grew up, Einstein was more diligent and made greater achievements-he won the Nobel Prize and numerous awards.