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One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were drinking to discuss heroes. After a few drinks, Liu Bei suddenly farted, which was embarrassing. When I was embarrassed, I heard Guan Yu behind me calmly say, "Don't take offense, fart comes from feather (rain)!" " As Guan Yu's voice dropped, Zhao Yun stepped forward and said, "Don't take it amiss, fart comes from the clouds!" After Zhao Yungang finished, Zhang Fei went on to shout, "Where did the fart come from just now!" Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal. Cao Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistakes, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for them. It's really loyal. If it is your turn, can you do it? " Everyone was indignant and thought, "It's nothing, what's difficult!" A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart and see how his men reacted. After holding back for a long time, I finally managed to hold back a small Pi. Everyone has been waiting for a long time. When they heard a "goo", the general quickly shouted: "Chu (pig) put the fart!" The waiter Wang Lang immediately said, "Lang (Wolf) farted!" As soon as Cao Cao stared, others thought that Cao Cao was too slow and rushed to take care of himself. Xia Houdun insisted: "Fart comes from London!" "no!" Huang Xu heard a retort, "I'm shaking my ass!" Xun You said, "You let the fart out!" Man Chong said, "Fart is a pet!" Jiang Ji said: "Fart comes from the economy!" Guo Tu said: "Fart is a picture (vomit)!" Zhong Youdao: "Fart is coming!" Then ... Taurus: "Fart is gold!" Cao Hong: "Fart is red!" Zhang Nan: "Fart is south (blue)!" ........... Cao Cao was already flushed and was about to get angry. Counselor Guo Jia shouted, "None of them are right, none of them are right! Everyone is wrong! " ..... deserves to be my number one strategist. Cao Cao secretly thought. Guo Jia went on to say: "The fart was released by Jia (clip)!" Liu Bei and others have laughed stagger ... Cao Cao fainted.

Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together. The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. " So he put an apple on his head, and the American turned and walked back 20 steps. Then turn around and pat, and the apple is smashed. He said proudly, "I'm Hunter." The Japanese put another apple on his head. The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then turned back with a gun and the apple was smashed. He proudly said, "I'm Boone (007)." The Japanese put a small apple on their heads. China turned and took three steps back, then turned with one shot, and his head was blown off. China proudly said, "I'm sorry."

Noodles were beaten by steamed bread, so I asked my cousin for instant noodles for revenge. Instant noodles are beaten when they see bean buns. Come back and say to the noodles, don't worry, I'm fighting.

A fashionable woman got on the bus and saw that the seat was empty, so she took out a paper towel and wiped it for a while. She was just about to sit down and fart. A man next to her smiled and said, "I'm Kao Hua. I'm so fucking clean. I have to blow it after I wipe it."

The devil took the princess.

The devil said: you can shout your throat out, and no one will come to save you!

Princess: Break your throat, break your throat!

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil!

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Shit! Someone found out.

Shit: Nonsense, who found me?

Who: It's none of my business!

Devil: Oh, my God!

God: Who called me? !

Who: Nobody called you!

Nobody: I didn't! ! !

It is said that the devil has suffered from schizophrenia since then.

The bear asked the white rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The white rabbit said, "No."The bear asked, "Did you really lose your hair?" The white rabbit said, "It really won't fall off," so the bear wiped his ass with the white rabbit.

A gentleman was flying for the first time. He was too scared to open his eyes. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Hey, flying so high, people are like ants!"

The neighbor said, "That's an ant. The plane has not taken off yet. "

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. A: I feel sand in my shoes, so I shake my shoes with a telephone pole. I shook and shook ... a man thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two.

A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time, so he was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".