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Who has the lines of Huang Hong's prose Brothers? Thank you for your questions.
In the play, Huang Hong and Niu Li play a pair of older young people in love, and Lei Kesheng plays Niu Li's father. Niu Li went to town to find Huang Hong to get a marriage certificate. Lei Kesheng felt uneasy and wanted to take this opportunity to test her son-in-law whom she had never met before. The old man decided to sacrifice himself-"as soon as I cough, you ask him to give me a brain bomb and see if he listens to you." After Huang Hong arrived, Niu Li made a request with affectionate strength: Go and hit the old man over there on the head! Huang Hong didn't like it at first, but he was afraid that Niu Li would turn against him, so he had to give in and punched Lei Kesheng hard on the skull. Lei Kesheng pretended to be angry. Huang Hong reacted quickly and immediately shouted, "Uncle, uncle, why are you here?" Lei Kesheng said he didn't know Huang Hong. Huang Hong immediately apologized and said he mistook one for another. "Why are you like my old uncle?" The two are like copying. "Pass the first test. After three rounds of tests, the old man was satisfied with his future son-in-law, and summed up four advantages: obedient, energetic, smart and bold. Niu Li: My dad said that you are older than me, and you must listen to your daughter-in-law after you get married. Huang Hong: Of course. What are my ears for? Didn't it grow for you? When I eat, if you don't let me swallow, I will choke; Go to the toilet, if you don't let me in, I will hold it; After going to the toilet, if you don't let me get up, I will pout; Your words are the imperial edict, and I will listen to whatever you say.
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