Tell jokes in ancient classical Chinese

1. Where to find the problem is not appropriate.

Online and in bookstores. For example, the joke is that a scholar will be seventy years old and suddenly gave birth to a son.

Born in age, that is, named age. A little later, I gave birth to another son, who seems to be able to read and learn by name.

The next year, another son was born. He smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a baby at such a big age."

Because of the name "joke". When they were old and had nothing to do, they all ordered to go to the mountains to collect firewood and go home. The husband asked, "Who has more firewood for the third son?" The wife said, "As you get older, you have no knowledge at all, but you have the burden of jokes."

There is a scholar who is nearly seventy years old. His wife suddenly gave birth to a son. She named him "Age" because she was old enough to have a son. Before long, another son was born. He looks like a scholar, so he named him "Xue Xue".

In the third year, another son was born. The scholar smiled and said, "It's a joke to have a son at such a big age." So he named it "Joke".

The three sons had nothing to do when they grew up, so the scholar asked them to go into the mountains to get firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife, "Which of the three people has more firewood?" The wife said, "When I am old, I have no knowledge at all, but jokes are a burden." Avoid the original snobs and avoid them every time you come out.

The fellow traveler asked him why, and replied, "Give up my relatives." So many times, colleagues are tired.

Even if I meet a beggar, I will try to avoid him and say, "Give up my relatives." Q: "Why are there such relatives?" He said, "But all the good ones are recognized by you."

There was a vain man who met a passing dignitary when he went out and avoided it. People in the same trade asked him why he did this, and he said, "That's my relative."

This has happened many times, and every time he does this, people in the same industry feel very annoyed. Later, on the road, I suddenly met a beggar, and the people in the same trade also learned to hide from him and said, "That beggar is my relative."

The vain man asked, "Why do you have such poor relatives?" People in the same trade said, "Because all the good things are recognized by you." Villagers who eat olives go to town to drink, and there are olives at the banquet.

The villagers took the spit, which was astringent and tasteless, because they asked the people at the table, "What is this?" The deskmate scorned them with their village spirit: "vulgar." In the name of "vulgarity", the villagers kept it in mind and said, "Today, if you taste the strange things in the city, it is called" vulgarity "."

Everyone didn't believe it, but the man opened his mouth and gasped, "You don't believe it, but now you are full of swearing." A farmer went to a party in town, and there were olives at the party.

The farmer took it to his mouth, which was astringent and not delicious, and asked the person at the same table, "What is this?" Everyone at the same table thought he was vulgar and said contemptuously, "vulgar." The farmer thinks "vulgarity" is an olive name, so he keeps it in mind. When he got home, he said to people, "I ate a strange fruit in the city today, called' vulgar'."

Everyone didn't believe it. The farmer gasped with an open mouth and said, "You don't believe it. Now my mouth is full of swearing. " A person stayed for lunch, and the guest had vomited a bowl, but he didn't add any more rice.

The guest wanted to let the host know, but pretended to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell." Therefore, he said to his master, "The rafters are so big."

The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl and asked the boy to add it. Because he asked the guest, "Does he want geometry?" The guest said, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it."

A man left a guest for lunch. The guest has finished a bowl, and no one has given him more rice. The guest wants to let the host know, so he pretends to say, "So-and-so has a house to sell."

Then he deliberately pointed the bowl mouth at the owner and said, "The rafters are as thick as the bowl mouth." The host saw that there was no rice in the bowl, so he quickly called the servant to add rice to him.

Immediately ask the guest, "How much does he sell?" The guest replied, "Since we have food to eat, we won't sell it." Some people are used to telling lies.

Every generation of his servants is round. One day, he said to a man, "My well was blown to the house next door by the strong wind yesterday."

People think that there has been nothing since ancient times. The servant Yuan said, "It's true.

My well is near the neighbor's fence. Last night, it was windy. I saw the fence blowing to the well, but it went to my neighbor's house like a well. One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head."

The public was surprised. The servant Yuan said, "So it is.

My master was eating noodle soup in the yard when a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it a wild goose with noodle soup? "One day.

He also said to others, "the cold family has a warm weather account, which covers the world tightly without gaps." The servant frowned and said, "Master, how can I hide this lie?"

There is a man who is used to telling lies. His servants always lie for him. One day, he said to a man, "Yesterday, a well in my house was blown to the house next door by the strong wind."

Everyone thinks that such a thing has never happened since ancient times. His servant lied for him and said, "My well is really close to the neighbor's fence. The wind was very strong last night, and the fence was blown to the side of the well, just like the well was blown to the neighbor's house. "

One day, he said to people, "Someone shot down a wild goose and put a bowl of noodle soup on his head." Everyone was surprised and didn't believe what he said.

His servant lied for him again, saying, "It happened. My master is eating noodle soup in the yard. Suddenly, a wild goose fell and its head fell into the bowl. Isn't it covered with noodle soup? " Another day, he said to others: "The cold family has a top temperature account, which covers the world tightly without any gap." Hearing this, the servant frowned awkwardly and said, "The master has gone too far. How can I hide this big lie? "

The scholar peed on the doll for a long time and was frightened. He said, "The school is coming." The doll peed immediately.

The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I think you scholars are scared to pee when they get off the stage." The scholar sighed: "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's legacy and be elegant;" I didn't expect this school to be so small that it can pass two stools. "

The servant of the scholar's family held the doll to pee, but the child didn't pee for a long time. The servant startled him and said, "Here comes the learning platform."

The doll peed immediately. The scholar asked him why, and replied, "I saw your scholar come to the learning platform, and he was scared to pee, so I scared him like this."

The scholar sighed and said, "I didn't expect this doll to inherit his father's wishes and continue studying;" What is even more unexpected is that this learning platform is good at diuresis and urination. "Classical Chinese is a processed written language based on ancient Chinese.

2. Ancient jokes in classical Chinese [edit this paragraph] Title Two children quarreled with each other (Li m:ng m:oér biàn ri) [edit this paragraph] Confucius traveled eastward, saw two children quarreling and asked why.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "One son:" My day is far away, and the time between China and Japan is near. "

A child said, "When the sun just came out, the hood of the car was as big as noon and the plate was as small as usual. Is this the reason why it is not far from the big one?" ? "A son said," It is cool when it comes out of the barn (cāng) at the beginning of the day, just like exploring soup in the middle of the day. Isn't it near hot and far cold? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than you?" [Edit this paragraph] Note "Journey to the East": Journey to the East.

And: to. Debate: Debate to win or lose.

So: reason, reason. Answer: Yes, yes.

Go: distance. Car cover: The car cover is used to keep out the sun and rain.

Japan and China: noon. And: to, to.

Then: just. Pot: A container for holding things.

Round is a dish, and square is a bowl. In favor: use "say", say.

Desolate: cool, slightly cold. Warehouse: It means cold.

Soup exploration: reach into the hot water. It means it's very hot.

Soup: Hot water. Decide: to decide, judge.

Who: Who? Ru: You.

Know: the same as "wisdom" wisdom. [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children quarreling endlessly and asked them why they quarreled.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to people at sunrise and far away from people at noon." Another child thinks that the sun is far away from people when it first rises and close to people at noon.

The first child said, "When the sun just rose, it was as big as the roof of a car. At noon, it looked like a plate. Isn't that why distant things look small and close? " Another child said, "when the sun first came out, it felt very cold." At noon, it's as hot as putting your hand into hot water. Isn't this the truth that the closer you get, the hotter you get, and the farther you get, the colder you get? " Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who said you were learned?" [Edit this paragraph] When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them why.

A son said, "I've been close to people since the day, but I'm estranged at noon." A son goes far at the beginning of the day, but the middle of the day is near.

A son said, "The sunrise at the beginning of the day is as big as a car cover, and it is like a dish in the middle of the day. Isn't this because the distance is small and the distance is big? " A Confucius said, "It's cool at the beginning of the day, like exploring soup at noon. Is this cool for people who are close at hand? " Confucius never made a decision. The two children smiled and said, "Who is smarter than the tiger?" [Edit this paragraph] Explain scientifically why it is incorrect to explain the distance between the ground and the sun according to different feelings.

One of the children in the "Two Children Debate Day" said that the morning is far from noon because the sun is cold and the noon is hot. The other said that the sun is big in the morning and small at noon, so the morning is far from noon, and the fact observation is true. So how to explain it? What the hell is going on? One view is that there are clouds on the surface of the earth in the morning, and the sun looks big through the clouds. At noon, when the clouds cleared, the sun looked small, but the size of the sun did not change.

There is also a view that the sun looks big because its height is different and its atmospheric refractive index is different. In the morning, the sun has a low altitude angle and a high refractive index. Another view is that due to the illusion of the eyes, it seems that the sun in the morning is bigger than that at noon.

The white figure we see is bigger than the black figure of the same size. This is called photodegradation in physics.

When the sun rises, the surrounding sky is dark, so the sun appears bright, and at noon, the surrounding sky is bright. In contrast, the brightness difference between the sun and the background is not so big, which is why we look like the sun is bigger in the morning than at noon. In short, the distance from the sun is the same in the morning and noon, so its size is the same. Besides, it is hotter at noon than in the morning. Is it because the sun is closer to us at noon than in the morning? Not exactly.

Why is this? It is hotter at noon than in the morning because the sun shines directly on the ground at noon and obliquely on the ground in the morning. It can be seen that when the sun is in direct sunlight, the ground and the air receive more solar radiation heat at the same time and in the same area than when the sun is oblique in the morning, so they are heated the most. So it is hotter at noon than in the morning.

In fact, the hot and cold weather mainly depends on the temperature. The main factor affecting the temperature is determined by the radiation intensity of the sun, but solar photothermal is not the main reason for directly raising the temperature.

Because the direct absorption of sunlight by air is only a small part of the total solar radiation, most of it is absorbed by the ground. After the ground absorbs the solar radiation heat, it is conducted upward to the air through radiation, convection and other heat transfer methods, which is the main reason for the temperature rise.

In short, it is not because the sun is far from our ground that it is hot at noon and cold in the morning every day. [Edit this paragraph] The author quotes this article from Liezi Tang Wen. Liezi is said to have been written by Lieyukou, a Zheng man, during the Warring States Period.

Yukou was one of the representatives of Taoism in the Warring States Period. Liezi was originally a compilation of Liezi's works (Zheng Ren Lieyukou in the early Warring States period), Liezi's disciples and Liezi's later research, and was written in the late Warring States period.

Qin Shihuang burned books to bury Confucianism, and Liezi was banned. In the early Han Dynasty, Huang Lao was highly praised, and Liezi became famous all over the world.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty only respected Confucianism and ousted hundreds of schools, and his examples were scattered among the people. Emperor Han Chengdi asked for a suicide note on earth, and Liu Xiang compiled the examples into eight articles and hid them in the secret room of the Inner Palace.

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Zhang Zhan's Notes on Liezi came out and Liezi was widely circulated. Liezi Tang Wen, compiled by Liezi, contains many folk stories, fables and myths and legends. Confucius: Modesty and prudence, seeking truth from facts. Two children: smart and lovely, good at thinking, dare to question questions they don't understand, and dare to argue.

[Edit this paragraph] The character introduces Confucius (former 55 1.9.28~ former 479.4. 1 1), whose real name was Lu, Han nationality in the Spring and Autumn Period. Born in Changping Township (now Luyuan Village, southeast of Qufu City, Shandong Province).

After his death, he was buried in Surabaya in the north of Qufu, which is now Kong Lin. According to historical records, Confucius' family, Confucius' ancestors were descendants of Shang Dynasty.

After the demise of the Shang Dynasty in the Zhou Dynasty, Zhou Chengwang named Shang Zhouwang as an ordinary brother, while Wei Zi was a loyal minister of the Shang Dynasty, starting from the Song Dynasty. Its capital is Shangqiu (now Shangqiu, Henan).

After Wei's death, his brother acceded to the throne.

3. Tell two funny jokes in classical Chinese 1. One day, the father stayed to drink and sent his son to the city. When the son brought the meat back, he was about to leave the city gate. One person's value came opposite, so he stood straight for a long time. When the father found it, he said to his son, "Your aunt came back with meat to have dinner with the guests. Stay here with me. " -"Ming and Qing jokes"

2. Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "There's one thing I've been watching for a long time. I said I was afraid of your impatience, but I was afraid of hurting you if I didn't say it. However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." The man grabbed his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" I said, "I'm impatient, I'm sure." -"Ming and Qing jokes"

There is a big bug that wants to feed in the wild. He saw the hedgehog lying on his back, so he called it a meat bowl and wanted to take it away. Suddenly accused (wěi), I curled up and left in surprise. I didn't know how to rest until I fell asleep in the mountains. Hedgehog just let go of his nose. Blade woke up and was very happy. He walked under the oak tree and looked down at the oak barrel. He whispered sideways, "I have been honored by a sage. I hope you will avoid the road!" " -"Open Yan Lu"

Those who go drinking at night will be drowned by heavy rain. When I saw a man standing under the eaves, I threw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, if you don't talk, you will be suspected of being a ghost; With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. A little later, I saw another man, soaked to the skin, stumbling, howling for ghosts, and rushing to his own house. They laughed at each other in surprise. -"An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Tan"

4. Whoever can tell two funny jokes in classical Chinese is good at communicating with Qiu Yi. (of)

Although one person thought it was a swan, he tried to shoot it with his bow. (One of Qiu Yi's teachings) (Yu Hong)

Although learning from it (the previous one), Qiu Yi is the best chess player in China. Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess. One person is concentrated (concentrated) and only Qiu Yi teaches. Although the other party listened, they thought that the swan was coming (it turned out to be raw silk rope, which means tying the arrow to shoot birds with silk rope) (right), and wanted to pull open the bow tied with the arrow to shoot birds and swans, and the one in front. Is it because the latter student is not as clever as the former one? Mencius said: it is not like this.

Confucius traveled to the East and saw two children arguing on the way. Ask them what they are arguing about.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to people when it first comes out, and far away from people at noon." Another child thinks that the sun is far away from people when it first comes out and close to people at noon.

The previous child said, "When the sun first came out, it was as big as the roof of a car. At noon, it was as small as the mouth of a plate and bowl. Isn't it like this far away? "

Another child said, "The sun cooled as soon as it came out, and it was as hot as putting your hand into hot water at noon. It's not hot when it's near, and it's not cold when it's far away? "

Hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right and wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who says you know much?"

Write sentences

Sunrise is as big as a car cover, and noon is like a bowl.

Sunrise is as big as (round wheel) and noon is as big as (porcelain plate)

It's cool at the beginning of the day, and noon is like exploring soup.

Sunrise (cold and sunny) and its daily life (roasting)

Say the words first, and then say the meaning of the sentence.

I think the sun was very close to people when it first came out.

Take (think, think) to (leave)

Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former?

For (whether) f (not) If (if)

Draw the rhythm of reading the following sentences with vertical lines.

I am close to people from the beginning to the end of the day.

This is not a small distance, but a big distance.

Liezi is a work in the pre-Qin period, which was shot with the thinking of assisting the bow. It contains many folk stories, fables and myths and legends, such as Gong Yu Yishan and Chicken Farm Society, with vivid images and profound implications. It still has high literary and ideological significance.

Liezi is said to have been written by Lieyukou during the Warring States Period. Lieyukou, also known as Lu Kou, Lu Kou. Legend has it that he was born in Putian (now Zhengzhou City, Henan Province) and was a Taoist during the Warring States Period. He studied under Jin Qiu Zi Lin (Lin Ming, Zheng Ren), Huang Di and Lao Zi. He was quiet, didn't associate with people, and never became an official. His theory of "respecting righteousness", "emphasizing emptiness" and "respecting righteousness" is to accept the Confucian theory of "correcting the name", that is, to demand be worthy of the name; "Effective emptiness" comes from Taoism, which advocates "nothingness", everything goes with the flow and nothing is done. Liezi wrote 20 books, including100000 words. Today, there are only 8 books left, including Tian Rui, Huangdi, Zhou Muwang, Zhong Ni, Tang Wen, Li Ming, Yang Zhu and Fu Shuo. Most of them are folk stories, fables and myths and legends. During the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty, Liezi was called the Mirror of Xu Chong, which was one of the Taoist classics.

The more translators, the better the plaque. A man boasted that he could get into Imperial High School and said, "I dream at night, and someone plays drum music to give me a plaque."

His friend said, "I also dreamed that someone gave you a plaque with four words written on it: outrageous." I'm afraid someone grew up in a rich family and spent money to buy a five-product official, but they don't know the sufferings of the people.

One winter, he went out to inspect. I saw a beggar standing shivering in the cold wind.

He felt very strange and asked his entourage, "Why is this person always moving?" The waiter said, "It's cold and my clothes are thin. I'm shivering." The man was even more surprised and said, "Isn't it cold to shake?" A rich man bought a barrel of wine and put a seal on the lid. His servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and stole wine every day. The rich man was surprised to find that the seal was complete, but the amount of wine was getting less and less every day. It is suggested that he check the bottom of the bucket to see if there are any defects. The rich man replied, "You are a fool, but there is not enough wine above and there is no wine below.".

A man was invited to dinner. When the host poured wine, he only poured half a cup at a time. The man said to his master, "You have a saw at home. Please lend it to me." The host asked, "What's the use of borrowing it?" The guest pointed to the cup and said, "Since the top half of this cup can't hold wine, it should be sawed off. What's the use of keeping it? " Two friends who have invested in brewing together are going to brew together. A said to B, "You give food and I'll give water." B said, "I can pay for the meal. After drinking it, how can I divide the profits?" A said, "I will never let you suffer." After drinking, I just want water, and the rest is yours. "

Zhang Youyu, who guessed the riddle of Wumen, aroused the curiosity of gifted scholars. Every day, there are intruders who pretend to be riddles and stick them on the door: "If you hit it, you can enter." Mystery cloud: "old but not old, small but not small;" Don't be embarrassed, okay. "

There is nothing in it; Wang Gubai shoots a cloud: "The squire is 80 years old when he meets King Wen; Gan Luo twelve as prime minister, small not small; It is shameful to swallow it alone after closing the door; Open the door for everyone to eat, okay? " Zhang laughed.

A man was ordered to deliver an urgent document, and the boss specially gave him a fast horse. Isn't it faster? But he just ran after the horse.

Passers-by asked him, "Since it's so urgent, why not ride a horse?" He said, "Isn't it faster to walk with six feet than with four feet?" Willing to die, there was an emperor who loved playing the piano, but he played it so badly that the civil servants and queens in the Qing Dynasty could not stand his piano sound. The emperor searched the whole court, but he couldn't find a bosom friend.

He ordered a condemned man to be released from prison. The emperor promised: "As long as you say I play the piano well, I can save you from death."

Unexpectedly, the emperor had just played half the piano when the death row shouted, "Please don't play, I am willing to die!" " "Pick up the straw rope someone committed theft and was locked up by the government. Someone asked him, "What big crime did you commit?" He sighed: "A person is unlucky and walks against the board.

I happened to see a straw rope in the street yesterday. I thought it would be useful in the future, so I picked it up

"The questioner asked," Is it so heavy to pick up a straw rope? " I only heard the prisoner continue to say, "I didn't know there was a cow tied to the end of the straw rope!" "Salt bean family is very stingy when they are wealthy businessmen.

He put the pickled beans in a bottle and put a few in each meal with chopsticks. He was having dinner that day. Suddenly, someone told him, "Your son is eating big fish and meat in a restaurant!" " Hearing this, the rich merchant scolded, "Who have I worked so hard to save?" Then pour a handful of salt beans from the bottle, put them all in your mouth, chew and say, "I lost, too!" " "Like father, like son, there was a man who was arrogant and never let others.

One day, he was walking in the street, and a man came and didn't make way for him. Of course he wouldn't let him, so the two men stood face to face.

After a long time, the man's father came to him and asked him anxiously, "Why are you still standing here? Everyone in the family is waiting for you to buy food and cook!" " ""I can't go, this man won't make way for me! " "That you go to buy rice, I stand here to show you, who finally give way to who! "JVG words A scholar met a monk. The scholar thought of the monk's ugliness and asked him, "Master, how do you write the bald words of a bald donkey?" The monk said, "this is just a scholar's beautiful words." * * * just slightly bent. "This is the Passover.

A newly married couple didn't understand complicated holiday etiquette, so the husband asked his wife to peek at the blacksmith's house next door. The wife approached the window and saw the blacksmith hitting her with a coal shovel! When his wife came home, her husband asked her what she saw, but she wouldn't say.

Finally, the husband got angry and picked up a coal shovel to hit her. She cried and said, "Since you know all about it, why did you send me?" Monks should use blood to repel mosquitoes.

When there were a lot of mosquitoes, the monk couldn't stand it, so he beat around with his hands. People nearby asked, "Why do you want to feed mosquitoes?" The monk said, "They ate and ate, so they should fight."

The story of a scholar-a scholar took an extremely good student to catch the exam. I lost my hat on the way.

The extreme boy said: The hat fell (the first one). The scholar said quickly, not landing, but the ground.

Extremely help the scholar pick up the hat, fasten it firmly on the scholar's head, and then say: I won't touch the ground again this time. A couple of landlords are notoriously stingy.

One day, a man went into town and wanted to go to the toilet while walking, but on second thought, this good fertilizer can't be cheap for others. So I've been holding it.

Later, I couldn't hold it any longer, so I went to the toilet. But nothing came out except a few farts.

So I'm proud. Go home and tell the old woman about her experience.

Who knows that my wife flew into a rage: You are a black sheep, how can you live like this? How nice it would be to save these farts and blow the lights! Once upon a time, there was a scholar named "Xipo" who often praised Su Shi. During the drought, the satrap set up an incense table to beg for rain and ordered him to write poems to remember this grand occasion.

The scholar wrote a poem saying, "The prefect prays for rain, and all the people are grateful for virtue. Last night I pushed the window to see the moon. "

The satrap was furious and sent Yunyang. His uncle gave it to him.

Farewell, the scholar saw that his uncle was blind, so he presented a poem: "See Yunyang, and see my uncle as if he were my mother." People cry together, three lines. "

To match, officials like his poems, take his wife as the topic and ask him to recite them. The scholar said, "Ring Ding Dong, madam, come out of the back hall.

Three-inch golden lotus, horizontal. "Officer, make its self-mockery.

Scholars are.

6. The classical Chinese paragraphs are all directed at me, and the students are seated accordingly. It's so depressing that students don't come. "

The joke is probably like this: A private school teacher teaches The Analects of Confucius, and' Melancholy is literature' is misunderstood as' Everyone is equal to me'. Later, a new teacher in a private school pronounced "gloomy literature and art" correctly, and the students thought that the new teacher had made a mistake and would not come to school. At that time, people ridiculed the poem and said,' Everyone is equal to me, and all students sit. I am depressed that the students are not coming. "

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One day, it was a sunny day, and Yu Yu and You gathered in a humble room. The fate is short and the wind is cold. Yu Youren sighed, "Alas, it's bad luck. The dragon is trapped in shallow water, and the clouds hide the young pine." Who is wrong if the major is not hot? It is too late! "

Yu Youren also sighed and said, "It's my life to be a great teacher, and the bones and muscles of the Chinese Department are miserable. Nothing is too much! "

His friend shook his head and said, "The misery of China people can be attributed to the injustice of five continents. The absurdity of chemistry often lies in remoteness and the incomprehension of ordinary people. Therefore, the suffering of my bones and muscles is not what you know. "

The other person keeps silent, and I care about his endless life. Some people are twice as strong as me. He smiled and said, "My brother's career can be described as fiery, and my wife and children can be described as hungry, right?"

My brother was angry when he was beige, and his mouth was full of surprise. "Your career can make a living, but my career is hopeless. Why is it hot? "

The other three people explored it and were silent for a long time before answering: "invertebrate linguistics!" "

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One night, I was wandering on the platform of a voracious society, and I couldn't help staring at a woman with long hair.

After a while, the woman suddenly approached.

Stop and look at me. Yu Daoan, "I'm not very handsome"! But see my eyes wide open and my mouth twitching.

Sigh "Am I too ugly"?

But see the bigger Iraq's eyes, the more Zhang Yue opens her mouth. I'm afraid I've always been a real gentleman and never offended anyone.

For her, let alone forever.

Acquaintances? I tried to turn around, but suddenly I heard Iraq shout. . . . . . Ah. . Strange. ! ! "。 she

Rub your nose and drift away.

I'm already sweating.

7. There are two mountains in China's ancient jokes: mocking Hu and betraying Qi.

Nothing in the family is poor, and he can't get out of debt, so he takes a moustache as collateral. Because there is no plan, I would rather borrow money from the center, with nostrils and people as the boundary and throat as the boundary. I have four completely different addresses, and my temples are loose, my hair roots are really bearded, and there is no miscellaneous belt. Overdue redemption, as a comprehensive sale of pigs. Open the date, month and day, and borrow the egg bag in the middle.

Ah, a frozen pen saw a book about the meaning of spring and said, "this is not a picture of spring, but a picture of summer." Why else are you naked? " Another person said, "It's not a summer painting, it's a winter painting." Q: "Why?" Answer: "Don't you see every beard?"

A man grabbed his kidney hair and said to his beard, "I dreamed last night that you were an official, a flag and umbrella deacon, and shouted in unison, you are so arrogant." The beard is very big. The man also said, "I scolded you in my dream. If you ask Zaoli to hit me, I will scratch your beard." Hu Ziyun: "If you scold an official, you will naturally fight. What happened later? " The man said, "I woke up. When I woke up, I grabbed a handful of egg hairs in one hand and stuck them on it." N3[+R6r a； We saw two mountains.