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What do you think of applying for a deposit of 10000 yuan for a special bus driver in China?

I went today and felt the conditions were quite harsh. The details are as follows: First, pay the deposit first and pick up the car. I don't know the time. Second, online every day 12 hours, and online at the designated place of the company, generally near the business circle, during which the parking fee is not reported by the company. Third, if you park your car downstairs and get scratched, you are personally responsible. Fourth, the most incomprehensible. Now the new traffic law stipulates that apart from serious illegal acts such as drinking, there is no full responsibility for accidents in cars. Take simple contact and self-repair procedures. In this case, it is equal responsibility. And the company stipulates that as long as the driver is responsible, 500 yuan will be fined. In other words, I was rear-ended by a novice, and I was so angry that I was fined 500 by the company. Fifth, the score is 4.7. Back to the company for training. The transfer fee is high, and there is traffic jam in the morning rush hour. If the passengers are not satisfied with the detour, they will give you 1 point directly, and it will be in vain for you to behave well for a month. Unlike taxi passengers, you can give less. This is a software charge, and you have no right to charge less. Sixth, forget it. If you really have nothing to do, just try. Pick up the car every morning and evening 10, and leave at 6 o'clock at the latest. Go to the designated place of the company without taking orders and wear a suit all year round. When will the air conditioner and other bills be opened? I don't know whether the rich company cares.