Bored, want a joke?

1. One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the owner said angrily: "Come down, if you don't come down I will kill all the roosters here, and your life will be worse than death." The hen laughed and said, " I can finally go find the duck..."

2. I bought a cup with the words "I want a salary increase" printed on it, and I always put these words on it during meetings. boss. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup with "Get Out" written on it!

3. The manager said: From today on, your monthly salary will be increased to 5,000 yuan!

The employee replied: OK, long live the manager! Manager, is it because the company is performing well?

The manager said: No, because today is April Fools' Day!

4. I met a beggar at the station. He held a piece of paper in his hand and wrote: I am a deaf-mute, please give me some charity. I suspected that he was a liar, so I said: Sorry, I don’t know the words. Then he spoke: Brother, my wallet was stolen and I have no money to buy a ticket home. Please lend me some money. I was surprised: aren’t you deaf-mute? He was also surprised: Don’t you know how to read?

5. I visited a friend’s Q space today, and I had to answer a question before I could enter. The question is ‘is a bat a bird or a beast’. I think it's a multiple-choice question. Choose 1 from 2, I will answer bird first, wrong. I chose the beast, but the result was still wrong. NND I don’t believe it anymore, I’m baidu me. The answer found was ‘mammals’. The result is still wrong. Just fill in the word ‘animal’. As a result, I collapsed on the spot and went in.

6. Tomb Sweeping Day is here. Last night my family and I went downstairs to burn paper money to pay homage to our ancestors, leaving my sister to look after the house. As soon as I came back, my sister said to me: "Brother, a few people just talked to you online, and I replied to them all for you!" I was very curious and looked at the message records, and the result... Oh my God, my sister actually gave me Reply: I'm sorry, my brother is gone. Unless I help him burn paper, he can't come up and talk to you...

7. A: Sister, if someone deceives you on April Fool's Day, how long will it take you? Will you forgive him?

B: Forgiving him is a matter of God, and my task is to send him to see God.

8. The uncle asked little Loli for directions: How to get to the Public Security Bureau?

Little Loli glanced at the uncle and asked: Do you want to walk or take a car?

"Can we go by car? Of course we should take a car!"

So, the little Loli handed the wallet in her arms to the uncle: "Take this." After the uncle took the wallet, the little girl immediately shouted: Robbery! Ten minutes later, the uncle left the scene magnificently in the escort car of the Public Security Bureau.