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My wife does nothing, doesn't go to work or do housework, and always says to take care of me.
No big deal. It's a good thing that you give her a massage before she cleans. She stopped cleaning because you screwed up-I think she doubted your feelings for her because she complained that you didn't cherish the fruits of her labor. That's what women think, so the trick is: restrain your pushing and letting go, plus sweet talk. You are younger than her, try to stimulate her protective desire and motherhood.
Married life for a long time will lead to fatigue, ignore the other party's efforts, take what she/he does for granted, and what she/he doesn't do is heinous. Think more about each other's good, especially the husband's wife's good. If you want to talk more, you can't stop doing and talking, can you?
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