Riddles and answers to classic jokes

Collection of riddles and answers of classic cold jokes

1, how did Lin Daiyu die? (I fell to my death because, "a sister Lin fell from the sky")

2. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was kept in prison for one night. What happened afterwards? (rotten)

3. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter? (Because it's too tiring to walk there ...)

4. Why do foxes often wrestle! ! (Because foxes are cunning (their feet are slippery))

5. What line does the monkey dislike the most? Parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas), a classic joke riddle. )

6. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? What if there is a car? ).。 . )

7. The teacher recited the text at will in class. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call? (Puppy, because Wang Wang Xianbei (barking first))

8. What color is celery dung? (Yellow, Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang))

9. What is the only difference between Superman and me? I put on my underwear.

10, what else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? (I know I'm not stupid)

1 1, four people in the room are playing mahjong. Why did the police come and take five people? (Because the person they hit is called "Mahjong")

12 besides fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully? (Bullshit. . . )

13. What happens when Kirin flies to the North Pole? (ice cream)

14. cake. Eggs. Peanuts. Which dog will eat? (eggs, because they find fault)

15. Who will help you add food when you are full? (Dragonfly, because Dragonfly is adding)

16. What is a sailor's task? (Close the door behind you)

17. Three sisters, elder sister and second sister. Third sister. Who has the hottest body? (Sister, because (Ginger) is great)

18. What animal sticks to the wall most easily? (sea (newspaper) leopard)

19. What happens when a fat man falls from 12? (Fat)

20. What is white plus white? (2))

2 1. Which anime characters like to help others best? Tinker bell, because Tinker bell likes to lend a helping hand (round hand).

22. What number in1-100 is greater than bear shit? (40 because 40 is louder than words (bear poop))

23. There are wolves in front and tigers behind. How can we cross the bridge? (fainting)

24. Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? (elephant skin rub (elephant skin difference))

25. What animal is the best? (Pigs become masters because of pigs (pearls))

26. What animals will God contact? (Lions contact because of the lion's loss))

27. Where is the hottest girl? (Chimonanthus praecox is fragrant everywhere)

28. Which ancient man ran fastest? Speak of the devil.

29. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win? (Because of the chocolate bar)

30. What animal has no sense of direction? (Elk (Lost))

3 1. Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Jasmine [what a beautiful (ineffective) jasmine]

32. What happens when a wooden fish falls into the sea? (Milk fish (wet wooden fish))

33. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? (Wolf, Momotaro (Kill the Wolf))

34. Confucius had three disciples, Zi Gong, Lu Zi and Zi You. Which one is not a person? (Luz (referring to a deer as a horse))

35. Why does the silkworm baby have money? (Because it will cocoon (frugality))

36. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? (because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children)

37. When can reunification be achieved? (When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles))

What happens when sharks eat mung beans? (turned into green bean paste)

39. The match caught fire and went to the hospital. What happened afterwards? (cotton swab)

40. A pig says "Come on" and then takes a bite of food? = => Chocolate

4 1. The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife. What happened? = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

42. When do you like to drink soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

43. What happened to an egg that went to the teahouse for tea? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

44. There is a male deer. He walked faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became an expressway.

45. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor. What happened? = => has become a red bean.

46. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? = => Because the stars will twinkle.

47. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn.

48. What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse

49. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs.

50. Miss, business is not good now. Why? = => Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI)

5 1. What kind of people can't work in a gas station? = => A smooth talker (oil gun slips)

52. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? = => Boys because jiaozi has a foreskin.

53. People in gold clothes = => Shocking (golden) people.

54. A bee stung on the calendar = = > Wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar)

55. A bear is coming. Come prepared (bear comes)

56. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet = => It's now or never.

57. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong).

58. How to make the sparrow quiet? = => Give it a pressure (silence)

59. What is a transparent sword? = => Invisibility (Sword)

60. What do African cannibals eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? = => Vegetable eater

6 1. Why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie.

62. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => It's really like Dabai.

63. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg

64. What about an egg that went to Shandong? = => turned into a (salted) egg.

65. How about homeless eggs? = => became a wild egg.

66. What if an egg accidentally falls on the road and falls to the ground? = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb.

67. An egg fell into the flower. How's it going? = => became Hua Dan.

68. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => has become a salted egg superman.

69. Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

70. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman.

7 1. Why can't you see God's dick? = => The secret (pheasant) must not be revealed.

72. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other horn was broken by the Titanic.

73. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing.

74. Who doesn't have a phone? = => Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

75. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? = => Because it's a hammer?

76. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals couldn't stand it.

77. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who faints and vomits? = => White rabbit (vomiting)

78. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? = => Save someone's life

79. What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

80. The next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ju Gu Chicken

8 1. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you).

82. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

83. What Kirin tastes best? = => Ice cream

84. What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin

85. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick)

86. In cities or villages, where does the river run? = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry).

87.a, B, C, D, E, Ji, G and Xin, which is the coolest word? = => Ding

88. There is a room where pigeons can hide = => I hide your songs (pigeons) on the roof.

89. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cramming, because when it is close to (zero), cramming.

90. Who is the thinnest, police, hooligans or soldiers? = => Rogue (rogue professor-thin)

9 1. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

93. A group of eunuchs are chatting and guessing an idiom = => Nonsense!

94. How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (single-minded)

95. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

96. What's the name of this pencil? = => Small, sharpen the pencil.

97. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

98. Who will help you eat when you are full? = => Feilong, because Feilong is added in days.

99. A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

100. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted line pole.

10 1. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

102. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

103. Who is the most embarrassing historical figure? = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

104 cars can fly. Please guess a drink = => coffee (car fly)

105. There is a steamed bread and a meatball. What happened? = => Changed to steamed stuffed bun.

106. Who gave it to you? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

107. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Seagull

108. Xiaoming's grandfather sang while brushing his teeth. Why? = => It's a false tooth.

109. How much does the star weigh? = => Eight grams (Starbucks)

1 10.tw is a part of China (Chinese herbal medicine name) = => Angelica sinensis.

1 1 1 ... the jade emperor is called (name a city) = => Tianjin.

1 12. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => It's too slow to walk.

1 13. Farmers raise 10 cows with only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros.

1 14. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there is no water below.

1 15. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police want to take a taxi.

1 16. What chicken has no wings? = => Frog

1 17. What is hard and comfortable to type? = => doze off

1 18. What products have the same production date and effective date? = => newspaper

1 19. What books are not available in bookstores? = => suicide note

120. Best seller? = => female secretary "

12 1. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that surfing the Internet all day is not a good person.

122. Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.

123. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => lion (because the lion "lost" contact):

124. Fat people sit in sedan chairs (name a place) = => Yugoslavia

125. Go to the toilet (enter the name of a Hong Kong female artist) = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

126. grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? = => Grandpa remembered his mother's words (night after night) and his tears glistened.

127. Two bees loved each other, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? = => Because this female bee loves nets.

128. It's okay during the day, but it's sad at night (Gai Lou) = => Single-plank Bridge.

129. 1 to 10, which number is the laziest? Answer: 1, because doing nothing is a joke riddle "classic joke riddle".

130. The banana fell off while walking. Guess what it became? Answer: eggplant, because it is purple. Then the banana was sent to the hospital. Guess what it became? Answer: bananas. It's already bandaged.

13 1. lit a match and sent it to the hospital. What did it become when it came out? Answer: cotton swabs. Because it is wrapped in gauze. (imagine)

132. How much does the star weigh? Answer: Starbucks (eight grams).

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