Engineer joke

A short young man ran behind a bus full of passengers. But the bus is still running at a high speed. "Stop, stop," a passenger looked out of the window and shouted at the young man. "You can't catch it!" "I have to," the young man said breathlessly, "because I am the only driver.

Behind a bus full of passengers, a young man is running. The gas car is still driving at high speed. "Stop it," a passenger shouted to the little man and stuck his head out of the window. "You can't catch up!" "I must catch up," gasped the little man. "I am a driver!"

When Jack bows to someone, he always finishes at lightning speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he nods. So he was accused of being rude. Then some enthusiastic ted members taught him, "The next time you bow to someone, you can count' January, February, March. Until1February. Then you can lift your body. Therefore, the ceremony will be perfect. The next day, he met his uncle, and he did as they told him. Gonta grew up, which surprised his uncle and soon ran away. When Jack looked up, he found that his uncle had left. So he asked passers-by, "What month did he leave?"

Jack quickly bowed and nodded, and it was over. Everyone blamed him for his bad manners. So a kind-hearted man taught him, "Next time you bow, count in your mind: January, February, ... until1February, and then stand up straight." In this way, the etiquette is comprehensive. " The next day, when Jack saw his uncle, he did the same thing. When Gonta grew up, my uncle was taken aback and ran away. Jack looked up and found that his uncle had disappeared. He asked passers-by, "What month did my uncle leave?"

A tourist visited New Mexico and was surprised by the dinosaur bones everywhere. "How old are these bones?" The tourist asked an elderly Native American who was a tour guide. "A full 100 million and three years old." How can you be so sure? "The tourist asked," Well, "replied the tour guide," a geologist passed by and told me that these bones have a history of 100 million years, and that was exactly three years ago.

A tourist is visiting New Mexico. He was surprised at the dinosaur fossils everywhere. "How old are these fossils?" The tourist asked an elderly local American. He is a tour guide. "It's been thirteen years." "How can you be so sure?" The tourist asked. "Oh," replied the guide, "a geologist has been here. He told me that these fossils have a history of one billion years, and that was exactly three years ago. "

A lawyer and an engineer are fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house was burned down and the insurance company paid for everything."

"What a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house was destroyed by the flood and my insurance company paid for everything."

The lawyer looks a little confused. "How did you cause the flood?" He asked.

A lawyer and an engineer are fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I came here because my house was destroyed by fire, and the insurance company compensated me for all the losses."

"What a coincidence," said the engineer. "My house was destroyed by the flood, and the insurance company paid for all the losses."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "How did you cause the flood?" He asked incredulously.