Children's brain teaser questions and answers

Brainstorming is not only a favorite game for children, but also can stimulate their imagination and expand their thinking. The following are the children's brain teasers and answers I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

Children's brainstorming questions and answers (1)

1. A man was fishing and caught a squid.

Then the squid said:? Don't kill me, don't kill me, please let me go. ?

The man said:? Ok, let me test you a few questions. ?

Squid said:? You test, you test fast?

Then the man baked it.

2. Qian Feng? Why is the penguin's belly white?

Everyone is at a loss.

Qian feng:? Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach the front when taking a shower. ?

A cake got lost in the forest and couldn't get out. Guess who encouraged him to go out?

Pigs, because of chocolate cake.

4. Qiu Lin = 90

A boy said his nickname was Jolin, and people began to think about why. Wang Han: Is it because the vegetables get wet that they grow taller? Qian Feng: I know, because.

He 1.90 meters, when he called jolin, it was like a cold wind blowing, and the boy kept nodding wildly (dude, you know me ~ ~ ~)

5. Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn. After the birds fly by? Thought it was snowing, so it was freezing?

6. Customer:? Why doesn't the wine you sell smell of alcohol?

The waiter took a smell and said, Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mix your wine. ?

7. There is a steamed stuffed bun. He was hungry and ate himself.

8. A match is walking on the road. It felt that its hair was itchy, so it scratched its hair and caught fire.

9. One day, Xiao Qiang came home crying and said, Mom, mom, everyone at school says my head is a kite. ?

Then mother said:? How can it be? Won't it? Come on, run and see it with me. ?

10. Qian Feng: Do you know the name of the tiger?

OD: Tiger

Qian Feng: Wrong! !

Everybody: What?

Qian Feng: Dandan!

Everyone:

Qian Feng: Because the tiger is Dandan.

1 1? Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man, and I didn't say the word psycho.

Get on the ground and put a gun to his head! Question: What is 1+ 1=? The young man was frightened! After thinking for a long time, I replied with trepidation: equal to 2? `? Psychopaths don't hesitate

Shoot him! Then I dragged the gun in my arms and said coldly, You know too much. ?

12. There is a female math teacher from Sichuan, and her Mandarin is OK, but? Kissing? And then what? Ask? It's always confusing Once she finished a question for us and asked everyone.

Say: Do you understand? Can you get up if you don't understand? Kissing? Me. ? The students were all surprised when they heard it. Everybody look at me, I look at you. Nobody got up.

Let's go She added:? What, are you embarrassed to get up? Kissing? Isn't it? Hearing this, the students were even more shocked, or said: I'm too old to dare.

? Kissing? Ah, well, I won't. Come to my office after class, when no one is around? Kissing? Me. ?

13. An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, I'm in a good mood today, aren't I?

Eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can get a wish first and then get a board. ? The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said:? In front of the board of directors

First, put 1 cushion on my ass. ? Mats, boards rained down; The previous 70 boards were not bad. After 70 boards, the seat cushion was smashed, and then the board saw blood?

After the fight, the United States always gropes its ass and leaves. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. 1、2、3? /kloc-after 0/00, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; then

A smelly mouth, boasting about his ability to imitate and recreate, wants to sit in a Chinese drama. China people slowly get down and say slowly:?

Come on, give me the Japanese mat. ?

14. Son:? Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon?

Dad:? What is this?

Son:? The school is going to hold a mini-parent forum! ?

Dad:? What is a mini-parent forum?

Son:? That is, only the class teacher, you and me! ?

15. A child came to a toy store with a fake paper money and wanted to buy a toy plane. The man said:? Children, your money is not real. ? The child replied:? difficult

Is your plane real?

Children's Brainstorming Questions and Answers (2)

1. How much does a star weigh? 8 grams, because the star is 8 grams (Starbucks)

2. Once a group of young scientists came, a Beijing baby said that his family had five poisons, and spiders were weaving webs at their bedside, and then Qian Feng came and said: There is one.

One advantage, no mosquitoes.

A cold wind blew, and Wang Han and Ou Di immediately got out of the way. Come on, let me give you a private interview.

Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly, Are there any mosquitoes in your house?

3. Men look like onions and cry when they walk? .

4. Wang Han? Turn 360 degrees. ?

Qian feng:? Wow, that's sexy! ?

5. Wang Han? The tea is cold. ? Ou Di:? No, Qian Feng didn't tell cold jokes. How can tea be cold? ? Ou Di then nudged Qian Feng next to him.

Cold joke, Xiaofeng. ?

6. Last night's joke was that astronauts used adult diapers. Qian Feng quickly responded: Adults can't pee wet. Sign your name. ? Wang Han, they're cold.

They said they were not interested in knowing the answer, so they ignored him. However, Ou Di later said? Dude, I'm sorry. I want to know about Qian Feng.

The answer. ?

Fabolous immediately excitedly proudly stood up? Adult diapers, including ~ ~ ~ adults! ! !

7. Men look like onions and cry when they walk? .

8. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his hair to play. Two? Three? The last one left, and he

It's so cold to shout suddenly! ! ?

9. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am still a bird.

When it was a bird.

A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient, What would you do if I cut off one of your ears? The patient replied, then I can't hear you. The doctor listened: Mm-hmm.

It is normal. The doctor asked again, what will you do if I cut off your other ear again? The patient replied, then I can't see. The doctor is getting nervous. Why?

Why can't you tell? The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off.

1 1. There are two mental patients who escaped from the hospital.

They run and run. They climbed a tree.

One of them jumped from the tree.

Go away, go away.

Then he looked up and said to the man above, hello? Why don't you come down?

The man above answered him: No? Okay？ Huh?

I'm not familiar with it.

12. There is an old lady in a mental hospital.

Wear black clothes and hold a black umbrella every day.

Squatting in front of a mental hospital.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor was dressed in black, took a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two spent a month in silence.

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:

Excuse me. -

What about you? Are they mushrooms, too?

13. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was abandoned and rotted overnight ~ ~

14. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad said: silly boy, how can you be a silly boy? It's cold enough.

,,,,)

15. Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.