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Library of Huangmei Opera’s coffin-breaking and frightening dream
Library of the Huangmei Opera TV series "Coffin Splitting" (2 meters compiled)
Why was I born?
Why was I raised
Why did I come to this world?
Happiness is limited
Trouble is long and numerous
Good times are short and wasted
Sigh on life< /p>
******************(Who will make up for it)
Where can I find you again
Where can I find me again< /p>
Why is this?
Why is this?
Ah, why?
Why again?
/*--------Episode 1--------*/
(Zhuang Zhou: Yin)
The turtle rests well and lasts for a long time Existence
The crane grows out of algae and soars into the sky
The Tao nourishes Qi, which lasts for thousands of eons without losing it
How magnificent! Immortal
Carefree outside the world of mortals
Wandering in the nine heavens
No worldly worries
Having the high interest of an immortal
p>
Zhuang Zhou was so happy!
(Tian Shi)
The birds worked hard to build their nests
The nests were blown down by the wind< /p>
When it comes back at dusk, it doesn’t see home
It can’t help but cry around the tree
Although Tian (I) is suffering from loneliness
Loneliness You still have a nest
Sir’s words are true
If you can be content, you will always be happy
Pure and indifferent, less sighing
No desires Live life without seeking
(Zhuang Zhou)
Chrysanthemums grow on branches, swaying in the spring breeze
Absorb the nourishment of heaven and earth and bloom
It is sweetened by the essence of the sun and the moon
You break it alive
It damages the nature and hurts nature
Don’t you know that the teachings of Lao and Zhuang are And wish
No action, no seeking, no harm to heaven
(Tian's)
One flower, two kinds of love
Who It’s hard to say who is criticizing
It feels like a spring breeze is blowing in the pond water
It is sweet and sour
It is sweet and sour< /p>
(Tian Shi) Never knew the sky had such orchids
(Wang Sun) never knew the earth was so wide
(Tian Shi) never knew the mountains were so green
(Wang Sun) I have never known flowers to be so fresh
(Wang Sun) Earth is a common place
(Tian Family) Heaven is a common sky
p>
(Wang Sun) Flowers are always beautiful
(Tianshi) Mountains are evergreen mountains
(Wang Sun) Why is it so intoxicating today
(Tian Shi) Why is it so touching now
(Wang Sun) Why does his face feel so hot
(Tian Shi) Why does his heart flutter like a deer in his chest< /p>
(female union)
Worship the flower fairy, ask for the flower fairy
The flower fairy comes to earth today
Give me beauty, grant me beauty
Give me fresh colors every day
Grab the Flower Fairy Luopa
Long-lasting happiness by my side
Long-lasting happiness Around you
(male union)
Everyone looks forward to the flower fairy
The flower fairy only pities the beautiful boy
I wish you good luck from now on
May I meet the flower fairy next year
May I meet the flower fairy next year
(Tian's family)
My heart is hesitant and my mind is hesitant< /p>
It takes a lot of thought
I will take the guests to the flower party
How can I go back to the villa alone
Young master doesn’t know where I am?
I will definitely not leave the temple corridor
How can I bear with (them) searching here and there and being tired
How can I bear with (them) being anxious and panicked
I’m afraid I’ll leave something for others to talk about
I have no choice but to take the mountain ridge instead of taking the main road
(Zhuang Zhou)
I’m sweating after completing my practice
>The mountain wind rises, the sky is vast, and the mind is open
The transcendental world is full of depression
Stepping on dust is like stepping on clouds
Why are there people holding fans in the deserted graves< /p>
Why did you go to all the trouble to fan the grave
(Grave Fan Girl)
>The couple married for a full year
Unfortunately, the husband passed away
Leave a legacy when he died
You can only marry after the grave is dry
(Zhuang Zhou)
Young lady, I owe you some thought
It’s a waste of time to fan the tomb
Don’t you know that the moon has its fullness and its waning
It will be rainy or sunny
You are weak and delicate, and you are lightly fanned
Panting and sweating
Only the green grass on the grave
When can we dry the grave? When can we dry the grave
(Zhuang Zhou)
All things are born with their own nature
Follow nature. Come on, don’t go against the rules and don’t take the rope
It’s a pity that the world has no understanding of the Tao
It binds itself in a cocoon, mourning death and life
/*------ --Episode 2--------*/
(Wang Sun)
The crow sounds like an alarm
Wakes up the sleeping person< /p>
One is the wife of the Zhuang family
The other is a minister of the state of Chu
The two are in love in the mountains
Revealing the love affair and humiliating the name
Men with crowns must be careful
Escape from this pit of sinful love
(Tian's family)
Is it a dream? Is it a dream?
Is it true? Is it true?
That moment just now was unforgettable and unforgettable
It can be called me - bitter love
Sweet and sweet
Bitter and astringent to taste, soft and warm to preserve
Oh,
Have couples ever experienced this taste in two years?!
I just feel drunk and in ecstasy
(Wang Sun)
Ecstasy, my heart is in ecstasy
I dare not look back at the beautiful woman
Hurry up, Sir, please set off early
(Tian's family)
My heart is empty, my heart is empty, the sky and the earth are empty
Hun'er is confused, Po'er is confused, and her mind is confused
Half a day of joy is like a dream
When I wake up, I feel more affectionate
I am willing to go with you, follow you You go...
It is not in vain that the late blooming chrysanthemums dance in the autumn wind
(Princes and grandsons crown, everyone sings)
Never forget the rules of life
Remember the three cardinal principles and impermanence
Loyalty to the emperor is the first of human relations
The emperor wants his ministers to die, but the ministers dare not survive
Be filial to your parents and remember them
Parents say it’s round, don’t say it’s square
Don’t disobey your brother’s teachings
Be courteous and humble, don’t be aggressive
Don’t be greedy for money< /p>
Don’t think about what you see
Sit upright
Be gentle in your actions
Great sages and virtues are gentlemen
Build a reputation that spread all over the world
Build a reputation that spread all over the world
(Tian's family)
He exported the two words in the divorce letter
I was frightened by the thunderbolt
Sir is a half-immortal body
Knowing the subtleties and hidden secrets
If I hadn’t seen through Tian’s second thoughts
He must also be doubting that Mr. Tian has other intentions
To this day, it is hard to tell the difference even though he is covered with words
I can’t even wash it out by jumping into the Yellow River
I only regret that I controlled it for a while Uncertain
I am ashamed to be regarded as unethical and unethical
Pity that I was in a daze for half a day
I ended up feeling guilty and worried for the rest of my life
< p>Sir...Sir...Please show compassion to your husband, and do not raise your voice if you hide your evil intentions
Mr. Tian knows her husband's ways and should be sincere in her service to you
If you don’t believe it, sir
Make an alliance with heaven for your wife
(Zhuang Zhou)
Take off the chrysanthemum and put it on again
Wang Sun (The) Shan'er is hidden beside me
It's so strange to come back from an outing
Bewildered and talk abnormally
I suddenly think of Chu Wang Sun Fengliu Suave
Huaichun How could a woman endure the madness of butterflies and waves
Could it be that she fell in love
Could it be that she had thrown away her heart and tender heart
Could it be that she was acting inappropriately? On the way
Could it be that she had a secret appointment to elope to Chuxiang
Could it be that she was more anxious than the grave-slapping woman
Wish I would die
He only hopes to marry another husband
Judgement and anger are like wild waves
(Zhuang Zhou)
Wave the broom slowly,
Let's give it up
Don't make everyone in the post suffer unjust punishment
Wang Sun is a foreigner
The Ming Dynasty will be far away from the world
I The Tao is always compassionate and merciful
Don’t extend your magic power to mortals
I just ask Tian to keep the Tao of women
Why fear the prodigal son’s poor moral character
But I don’t know What is Mr. Tian's intention?
I still need to get to the bottom of it and investigate carefully
(Zhuang Zhou)
The moon in the cloud suddenly becomes bright and dark
The heart of a woman that seems real and fake
Half-human, half-immortal village master
It is difficult to guess and predict the feelings of the world
Think hard to find a clever plan
We must distinguish between good and bad
(Village women talk about widowhood)
Don’t find it hard to be a widowed person
A woman lives and dies for her husband
Madam Tian, ??for your husband
When the husband is alive (you) guard your husband
After your husband dies (you) guard the hut
Mr. Tian, ??you guard your husband Thatched hut
When the thatched hut collapses (you) guard the grave soil
When the grave soil is flat (you) guard the dead bones
No rouge powder
Don’t wear flowery clothes
Don’t wear flower glasses as usual
Don’t show your school face
Don’t watch flowers in spring
Don’t listen to music on autumn night< /p>
Close the door tightly and never leave a step
Do this every day, a hundred years later--
Chastity Archway and Thatched Cottage
Chastity Archway and thatched cottage
/*--------Episode 3--------*/
(Tian's family)
< p>The nights are long and the days are longThe autumn wind ruthlessly urges the leaves to turn yellow
The yellow leaves are scattered and there is no one to rely on
Which direction are they fluttering?
With tearful eyes, Ye Ye is silent
Sirsing and weeping at the setting sun
Sitting and weeping at the setting sun
(Wang Sun)
The night is long , the days are long
Sit and watch the yellow leaves on the branches
The yellow leaves are deliberately left on the branches
But there is no way to resist the severe frost
Yiyi sighs as she bids farewell
The resemblance is in vain and the heart is broken
The resemblance is in vain and the heart is broken
(Tian's family)
The night is long and the day is long Long and long
The shape is lonely and lonely, so desolate
Sorrow is like falling leaves that cannot be swept away
The fallen leaves are full of tears
I am a fallen leaf. I
Looking at the vast road under my feet
Looking at the vast road under my feet
(Wang Sun)
The night is long and the day is long
p>The gallery is full of fallen leaves
Stepping on fallen leaves to the Golden Palace
Selecting beauties and concubines to enter the palace walls
I would like to turn my feelings into fallen leaves
Wandering into the distance
Going into the distance
(Paper dolls: children, ugly aunts)
Joke, joke, really joke< /p>
Paper figures turned into meat dolls
I am -
Color dyeing, brush painting
Strand weaving, paste brushing
One has no belly, two has no waist
Three has no heart and liver, four has no ribs
Five has no two women, six has no parents
Seven have no wife, eight have no boss
Nine do not eat or drink, very obedient
Not tired, not sleeping, not in pain, not sick
Not crying, not fussing, not angry, not screaming
p>
You can carry it in your hand and hang it on the wall
Laughing all day long
Laughing all day long
(Tian's)
On that day, the grass was lush and the flowers were blooming
The delightful jade trees were in front of my eyes
The water in the pool was excited and the strings of my heart were plucked
Who knew that his love was as thin as paper and he let me go
Leaving me with regrets and shame
Today, the grass is wilting and the flowers are withered
That man came here by some strange means Before my eyes
There is dry water in the pool, and there is a broken string in my heart
Even if he falls in love again and the sea surges with waves
I will build a long embankment to block the waves
p>
No matter how lonely I am, I will spend the rest of my life with integrity
(ugly aunt)
Tall and living Bodhisattva< /p>
Baibaisheng dough doll
Gentle and soft (like) sugar glutinous rice cake
Fluttering and bright (is) a beautiful enemy
<p>It's a pity - he is from a tall family
I am from a dwarf family
Tall family, dwarf family
You can't have a family if you are tall or short
p>Oh my god, thinking about it makes my eyes dazzle
thinking about it makes my hands numb
Thinking about my ugly aunt makes my heart feel like a cat scratching
( Wang Sun)
The autumn wind leads me to the nine heavens...
The cold moon and ice palace are here, and there are beautiful women...
Fine wine and nectar are flowing, drinking happily...
It’s hard to shed tears when I don’t see my beloved.
(Wang Sun (Zhuang Zhouhua))
Chrysanthemums are placed on the temples, and the spring beauty covers the beautiful eyebrows
Autumn eyes sparkle, red cheeks reflect the setting sun
In the world of forgetfulness, joy is like a bird flying
If it were not for the drunken mountains and the intoxicating water, how could I linger and forget to return to the sunset? Return
(Tian's family)
I just say that my heart is as good as ancient well water
Who knows there will still be thousands of huge waves
How much yearning, how much fear
I stepped back and was pushed forward
My heaven...
Don’t let his eyes shine like lightning in your heart
(Wang Sun (Zhuang Zhouhua))
The chrysanthemum and the fan are beautiful in love
Meeting thousands of miles apart, heaven is the matchmaker
Why bother with a child’s mouth and a bitter look in his heart?
It’s better to be alone and just follow your dreams
It’s better to face the truth...
Learn to fly together
In the spring Outing in the green bushes and picking flower stamens
Go boating in the lotus pond and laughing at the lotus fertilizer in the summer
Drinking in the autumn and looking for the laurel in the moon
Appreciating it around the stove in the winter Xue Li Mei
You kiss me and love me like fish in water
Master Mother
You should taste it until it is mellow, thick, fragrant and beautiful
Mellow, thick, fragrant and beautiful
A glass of nectar in life
(Tian's)
Life has the beauty of nectar
Who wouldn’t want to have a drink
When I got married to my husband
We ate, drank and wore curtains
I was respectful and submissive as a woman
p>
He is obsessed with immortality, has no desire and does nothing
Taciturn, often facing each other, and his heart is like ashes
Now there are princes and grandchildren whose love is like water
How can you resist the cracked earth? The rain is falling
I just feel like my ears are burning and my face is so hot that I am drunk with enthusiasm
Quickly resolve the siege with your wife
(Zhuang Zhou)
From now on I see you three hundred times a day
I see you three hundred times a day
/*--------Episode 4-------- */
(Tong'er, Chougu)
Strange, strange, really strange
The things in the world are too difficult to guess
Two A man and a woman
A lot of troubles have arisen
Here he vomits blood, there he bursts into tears
There is also a semi-immortal body
Crazy, crazy, and demented
They all have love in their hearts
It is hard to get rid of it
They are all like a disease
Bitter, astringent and sad
If I loved others too
Hmm! Not a blessing, but a disaster
If we come to love
Hmph! You are a fake lover, a fake heart and a fake heart
You are not a real little girl!
(Wang Sun) Master, I miss you having to deal with the rain all day long
(Tian's family) Young Master, I miss you all night long, looking forward to the rooster's crow
(Wang Sun) Master, I miss your soul lingering in Nanhua
(Tian's family) Young Master, I miss your dreams. Tears in the palace
(Wang Sun)
Suddenly I heard that my wife had other intentions
Tell me the truth and falsehoods to solve my doubts
(Tian )
I have promised you sincerely
I will never be another man’s wife in this life
(王grandson)
Nothing in the world is as good as you
Prosperity, wealth and honor are even more unmentionable
(Tian's)
Life and death will be with you
Let others laugh and scold and ridicule
< p>(合)From now on, we will depend on each other from morning to night
Make a pair of mandarin ducks and flounders with double wings
(Zhuang Zhou)
Looking at Tian’s Bronze Mirror
Trying on the Phoenix Hairpin with Joy
When did you buy this hairpin...
I don’t know half a millimeter
It’s really sad that the couple has not been close to each other in the past two years
How many beautiful scenery and good times have been missed
Now it seems that we are in love with each other It’s too late
I’m afraid of falling in love as deeply as I hate
(Tian’s)
A heartbroken heartache
Sun and Moon The sky and the earth are ruthlessly dark
The sun and the moon are ruthless, the sky and the earth are dark
Unfortunately, Mr. Qie passed away early
Happy to have finally concluded a God-given marriage
Good luck A catastrophe is flying over your head
Before your eyes, your loved ones will be separated forever
Could it be that the incense was burned in the previous life
Could it be that the marriage horoscope was missing
It flashes my eyes - the tears are still in my eyes
My heart is bleeding again
The old favor is not over yet, but the new love is forcing me again
Suffering Endless misery overlapping
Endless misery overlapping
He and I have been married for two years in a hut
We spend the sun and the moon together under the cold lamp
Although love is ruthless, love is like nectar
I also cared about whether it was hot or cold
Now he is sleeping forever and I don’t know day and night
How can I bear to split the coffin? Take Nao Enyi Jue
How can I hear the admonishment ringing in my ears
It seems that the faces of the neighbors have changed
It is said that women must be virtuous
We must follow the rules and regulations
Remarrying should be punished
How can we split the coffin and shock the corpse
He has a headache and I feel bad
I am tortured by him Be robbed
Love is hard to lose, love is hard to let go
Wang and Sun are hard to leave forever
Mountain Tai collapses and the Yellow River collapses
That is what my heart is with My blood
Begging for mercy from heaven and earth
Begging sir not to be offended
You once cast a spell to build a grave mound
To avoid orphans and widows Avoid sorrow
You once said that after death, the soul ascends to heaven
Leave your body to be burned by fire and destroyed by water
Now you are going away without knowing it
He is still affectionate and loving by my side
Please sir, save him and save me too
Be merciful and allow me to cut the coffin to avoid disaster
( Zhuang Zhou)
The little man is enlightened by a few words
This is what the authorities are confused by and the onlookers understand
Advocating nature and nature
Confucius Hundreds of families have my name
Thinking that they are transcendent and transcendent into fairyland
Thinking that they are upright and upright Wu Xianchen
Who knows that the couple will get into trouble
The cutting is endless and cannot be sorted out
All kinds of love, a thousand hatreds
Sweet and bitter, sour and spicy
All kinds of feelings that are hard to lose and hard to let go< /p>
Throwing my moral articles into the clouds
(Tian’s family)
I just hate that I can’t withstand the temptation of love
p>
Only hate that I can’t bear the loneliness of spring and autumn
Only hate that I violate women’s moral integrity
Only hate that I throw away my name once and for all
From now on - Thousands of people criticize, thousands of people criticize
There is no end to the pain and humiliation
Looking back at how ridiculous the world is
It is better to die - just rest
(Zhuang Zhou)
Looking up to the sky and sighing, the road in life is difficult
If I can't defeat myself, how can I defeat others
Celebrate that I have extricated myself, I pity you for being unconscious
I am heartbroken and sad for all living beings
Much trouble over nothing
(Too long)
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