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Library of Huangmei Opera’s coffin-breaking and frightening dream

Library of the Huangmei Opera TV series "Coffin Splitting" (2 meters compiled)

Why was I born?

Why was I raised

Why did I come to this world?

Happiness is limited

Trouble is long and numerous

Good times are short and wasted

Sigh on life< /p>

******************(Who will make up for it)

Where can I find you again

Where can I find me again< /p>

Why is this?

Why is this?

Ah, why?

Why again?

/*--------Episode 1--------*/

(Zhuang Zhou: Yin)

The turtle rests well and lasts for a long time Existence

The crane grows out of algae and soars into the sky

The Tao nourishes Qi, which lasts for thousands of eons without losing it

How magnificent! Immortal

Carefree outside the world of mortals

Wandering in the nine heavens

No worldly worries

Having the high interest of an immortal

p>

Zhuang Zhou was so happy!

(Tian Shi)

The birds worked hard to build their nests

The nests were blown down by the wind< /p>

When it comes back at dusk, it doesn’t see home

It can’t help but cry around the tree

Although Tian (I) is suffering from loneliness

Loneliness You still have a nest

Sir’s words are true

If you can be content, you will always be happy

Pure and indifferent, less sighing

No desires Live life without seeking

(Zhuang Zhou)

Chrysanthemums grow on branches, swaying in the spring breeze

Absorb the nourishment of heaven and earth and bloom

It is sweetened by the essence of the sun and the moon

You break it alive

It damages the nature and hurts nature

Don’t you know that the teachings of Lao and Zhuang are And wish

No action, no seeking, no harm to heaven

(Tian's)

One flower, two kinds of love

Who It’s hard to say who is criticizing

It feels like a spring breeze is blowing in the pond water

It is sweet and sour

It is sweet and sour< /p>

(Tian Shi) Never knew the sky had such orchids

(Wang Sun) never knew the earth was so wide

(Tian Shi) never knew the mountains were so green

(Wang Sun) I have never known flowers to be so fresh

(Wang Sun) Earth is a common place

(Tian Family) Heaven is a common sky

p>

(Wang Sun) Flowers are always beautiful

(Tianshi) Mountains are evergreen mountains

(Wang Sun) Why is it so intoxicating today

(Tian Shi) Why is it so touching now

(Wang Sun) Why does his face feel so hot

(Tian Shi) Why does his heart flutter like a deer in his chest< /p>

(female union)

Worship the flower fairy, ask for the flower fairy

The flower fairy comes to earth today

Give me beauty, grant me beauty

Give me fresh colors every day

Grab the Flower Fairy Luopa

Long-lasting happiness by my side

Long-lasting happiness Around you

(male union)

Everyone looks forward to the flower fairy

The flower fairy only pities the beautiful boy

I wish you good luck from now on

May I meet the flower fairy next year

May I meet the flower fairy next year

(Tian's family)

My heart is hesitant and my mind is hesitant< /p>

It takes a lot of thought

I will take the guests to the flower party

How can I go back to the villa alone

Young master doesn’t know where I am?

I will definitely not leave the temple corridor

How can I bear with (them) searching here and there and being tired

How can I bear with (them) being anxious and panicked

I’m afraid I’ll leave something for others to talk about

I have no choice but to take the mountain ridge instead of taking the main road

(Zhuang Zhou)

I’m sweating after completing my practice

>

The mountain wind rises, the sky is vast, and the mind is open

The transcendental world is full of depression

Stepping on dust is like stepping on clouds

Why are there people holding fans in the deserted graves< /p>

Why did you go to all the trouble to fan the grave

(Grave Fan Girl)

>The couple married for a full year

Unfortunately, the husband passed away

Leave a legacy when he died

You can only marry after the grave is dry

(Zhuang Zhou)

Young lady, I owe you some thought

It’s a waste of time to fan the tomb

Don’t you know that the moon has its fullness and its waning

It will be rainy or sunny

You are weak and delicate, and you are lightly fanned

Panting and sweating

Only the green grass on the grave

When can we dry the grave? When can we dry the grave

(Zhuang Zhou)

All things are born with their own nature

Follow nature. Come on, don’t go against the rules and don’t take the rope

It’s a pity that the world has no understanding of the Tao

It binds itself in a cocoon, mourning death and life

/*------ --Episode 2--------*/

(Wang Sun)

The crow sounds like an alarm

Wakes up the sleeping person< /p>

One is the wife of the Zhuang family

The other is a minister of the state of Chu

The two are in love in the mountains

Revealing the love affair and humiliating the name

Men with crowns must be careful

Escape from this pit of sinful love

(Tian's family)

Is it a dream? Is it a dream?

Is it true? Is it true?

That moment just now was unforgettable and unforgettable

It can be called me - bitter love

Sweet and sweet

Bitter and astringent to taste, soft and warm to preserve

Oh,

Have couples ever experienced this taste in two years?!

I just feel drunk and in ecstasy

(Wang Sun)

Ecstasy, my heart is in ecstasy

I dare not look back at the beautiful woman

Hurry up, Sir, please set off early

(Tian's family)

My heart is empty, my heart is empty, the sky and the earth are empty

Hun'er is confused, Po'er is confused, and her mind is confused

Half a day of joy is like a dream

When I wake up, I feel more affectionate

I am willing to go with you, follow you You go...

It is not in vain that the late blooming chrysanthemums dance in the autumn wind

(Princes and grandsons crown, everyone sings)

Never forget the rules of life

Remember the three cardinal principles and impermanence

Loyalty to the emperor is the first of human relations

The emperor wants his ministers to die, but the ministers dare not survive

Be filial to your parents and remember them

Parents say it’s round, don’t say it’s square

Don’t disobey your brother’s teachings

Be courteous and humble, don’t be aggressive

Don’t be greedy for money< /p>

Don’t think about what you see

Sit upright

Be gentle in your actions

Great sages and virtues are gentlemen

Build a reputation that spread all over the world

Build a reputation that spread all over the world

(Tian's family)

He exported the two words in the divorce letter

I was frightened by the thunderbolt

Sir is a half-immortal body

Knowing the subtleties and hidden secrets

If I hadn’t seen through Tian’s second thoughts

He must also be doubting that Mr. Tian has other intentions

To this day, it is hard to tell the difference even though he is covered with words

I can’t even wash it out by jumping into the Yellow River

I only regret that I controlled it for a while Uncertain

I am ashamed to be regarded as unethical and unethical

Pity that I was in a daze for half a day

I ended up feeling guilty and worried for the rest of my life

< p>Sir...Sir...

Please show compassion to your husband, and do not raise your voice if you hide your evil intentions

Mr. Tian knows her husband's ways and should be sincere in her service to you

If you don’t believe it, sir

Make an alliance with heaven for your wife

(Zhuang Zhou)

Take off the chrysanthemum and put it on again

Wang Sun (The) Shan'er is hidden beside me

It's so strange to come back from an outing

Bewildered and talk abnormally

I suddenly think of Chu Wang Sun Fengliu Suave

Huaichun How could a woman endure the madness of butterflies and waves

Could it be that she fell in love

Could it be that she had thrown away her heart and tender heart

Could it be that she was acting inappropriately? On the way

Could it be that she had a secret appointment to elope to Chuxiang

Could it be that she was more anxious than the grave-slapping woman

Wish I would die

He only hopes to marry another husband

Judgement and anger are like wild waves

(Zhuang Zhou)

Wave the broom slowly,

Let's give it up

Don't make everyone in the post suffer unjust punishment

Wang Sun is a foreigner

The Ming Dynasty will be far away from the world

I The Tao is always compassionate and merciful

Don’t extend your magic power to mortals

I just ask Tian to keep the Tao of women

Why fear the prodigal son’s poor moral character

But I don’t know What is Mr. Tian's intention?

I still need to get to the bottom of it and investigate carefully

(Zhuang Zhou)

The moon in the cloud suddenly becomes bright and dark

The heart of a woman that seems real and fake

Half-human, half-immortal village master

It is difficult to guess and predict the feelings of the world

Think hard to find a clever plan

We must distinguish between good and bad

(Village women talk about widowhood)

Don’t find it hard to be a widowed person

A woman lives and dies for her husband

Madam Tian, ??for your husband

When the husband is alive (you) guard your husband

After your husband dies (you) guard the hut

Mr. Tian, ??you guard your husband Thatched hut

When the thatched hut collapses (you) guard the grave soil

When the grave soil is flat (you) guard the dead bones

No rouge powder

Don’t wear flowery clothes

Don’t wear flower glasses as usual

Don’t show your school face

Don’t watch flowers in spring

Don’t listen to music on autumn night< /p>

Close the door tightly and never leave a step

Do this every day, a hundred years later--

Chastity Archway and Thatched Cottage

Chastity Archway and thatched cottage

/*--------Episode 3--------*/

(Tian's family)

< p>The nights are long and the days are long

The autumn wind ruthlessly urges the leaves to turn yellow

The yellow leaves are scattered and there is no one to rely on

Which direction are they fluttering?

With tearful eyes, Ye Ye is silent

Sirsing and weeping at the setting sun

Sitting and weeping at the setting sun

(Wang Sun)

The night is long , the days are long

Sit and watch the yellow leaves on the branches

The yellow leaves are deliberately left on the branches

But there is no way to resist the severe frost

Yiyi sighs as she bids farewell

The resemblance is in vain and the heart is broken

The resemblance is in vain and the heart is broken

(Tian's family)

The night is long and the day is long Long and long

The shape is lonely and lonely, so desolate

Sorrow is like falling leaves that cannot be swept away

The fallen leaves are full of tears

I am a fallen leaf. I

Looking at the vast road under my feet

Looking at the vast road under my feet

(Wang Sun)

The night is long and the day is long

p>

The gallery is full of fallen leaves

Stepping on fallen leaves to the Golden Palace

Selecting beauties and concubines to enter the palace walls

I would like to turn my feelings into fallen leaves

Wandering into the distance

Going into the distance

(Paper dolls: children, ugly aunts)

Joke, joke, really joke< /p>

Paper figures turned into meat dolls

I am -

Color dyeing, brush painting

Strand weaving, paste brushing

One has no belly, two has no waist

Three has no heart and liver, four has no ribs

Five has no two women, six has no parents

Seven have no wife, eight have no boss

Nine do not eat or drink, very obedient

Not tired, not sleeping, not in pain, not sick

Not crying, not fussing, not angry, not screaming

p>

You can carry it in your hand and hang it on the wall

Laughing all day long

Laughing all day long

(Tian's)

On that day, the grass was lush and the flowers were blooming

The delightful jade trees were in front of my eyes

The water in the pool was excited and the strings of my heart were plucked

Who knew that his love was as thin as paper and he let me go

Leaving me with regrets and shame

Today, the grass is wilting and the flowers are withered

That man came here by some strange means Before my eyes

There is dry water in the pool, and there is a broken string in my heart

Even if he falls in love again and the sea surges with waves

I will build a long embankment to block the waves

p>

No matter how lonely I am, I will spend the rest of my life with integrity

(ugly aunt)

Tall and living Bodhisattva< /p>

Baibaisheng dough doll

Gentle and soft (like) sugar glutinous rice cake

Fluttering and bright (is) a beautiful enemy

<

p>It's a pity - he is from a tall family

I am from a dwarf family

Tall family, dwarf family

You can't have a family if you are tall or short

p>

Oh my god, thinking about it makes my eyes dazzle

thinking about it makes my hands numb

Thinking about my ugly aunt makes my heart feel like a cat scratching

( Wang Sun)

The autumn wind leads me to the nine heavens...

The cold moon and ice palace are here, and there are beautiful women...

Fine wine and nectar are flowing, drinking happily...

It’s hard to shed tears when I don’t see my beloved.

(Wang Sun (Zhuang Zhouhua))

Chrysanthemums are placed on the temples, and the spring beauty covers the beautiful eyebrows

Autumn eyes sparkle, red cheeks reflect the setting sun

In the world of forgetfulness, joy is like a bird flying

If it were not for the drunken mountains and the intoxicating water, how could I linger and forget to return to the sunset? Return

(Tian's family)

I just say that my heart is as good as ancient well water

Who knows there will still be thousands of huge waves

How much yearning, how much fear

I stepped back and was pushed forward

My heaven...

Don’t let his eyes shine like lightning in your heart

(Wang Sun (Zhuang Zhouhua))

The chrysanthemum and the fan are beautiful in love

Meeting thousands of miles apart, heaven is the matchmaker

Why bother with a child’s mouth and a bitter look in his heart?

It’s better to be alone and just follow your dreams

It’s better to face the truth...

Learn to fly together

In the spring Outing in the green bushes and picking flower stamens

Go boating in the lotus pond and laughing at the lotus fertilizer in the summer

Drinking in the autumn and looking for the laurel in the moon

Appreciating it around the stove in the winter Xue Li Mei

You kiss me and love me like fish in water

Master Mother

You should taste it until it is mellow, thick, fragrant and beautiful

Mellow, thick, fragrant and beautiful

A glass of nectar in life

(Tian's)

Life has the beauty of nectar

Who wouldn’t want to have a drink

When I got married to my husband

We ate, drank and wore curtains

I was respectful and submissive as a woman

p>

He is obsessed with immortality, has no desire and does nothing

Taciturn, often facing each other, and his heart is like ashes

Now there are princes and grandchildren whose love is like water

How can you resist the cracked earth? The rain is falling

I just feel like my ears are burning and my face is so hot that I am drunk with enthusiasm

Quickly resolve the siege with your wife

(Zhuang Zhou)

From now on I see you three hundred times a day

I see you three hundred times a day

/*--------Episode 4-------- */

(Tong'er, Chougu)

Strange, strange, really strange

The things in the world are too difficult to guess

Two A man and a woman

A lot of troubles have arisen

Here he vomits blood, there he bursts into tears

There is also a semi-immortal body

Crazy, crazy, and demented

They all have love in their hearts

It is hard to get rid of it

They are all like a disease

Bitter, astringent and sad

If I loved others too

Hmm! Not a blessing, but a disaster

If we come to love

Hmph! You are a fake lover, a fake heart and a fake heart

You are not a real little girl!

(Wang Sun) Master, I miss you having to deal with the rain all day long

(Tian's family) Young Master, I miss you all night long, looking forward to the rooster's crow

(Wang Sun) Master, I miss your soul lingering in Nanhua

(Tian's family) Young Master, I miss your dreams. Tears in the palace

(Wang Sun)

Suddenly I heard that my wife had other intentions

Tell me the truth and falsehoods to solve my doubts

(Tian )

I have promised you sincerely

I will never be another man’s wife in this life

(王grandson)

Nothing in the world is as good as you

Prosperity, wealth and honor are even more unmentionable

(Tian's)

Life and death will be with you

Let others laugh and scold and ridicule

< p>(合)

From now on, we will depend on each other from morning to night

Make a pair of mandarin ducks and flounders with double wings

(Zhuang Zhou)

Looking at Tian’s Bronze Mirror

Trying on the Phoenix Hairpin with Joy

When did you buy this hairpin...

I don’t know half a millimeter

It’s really sad that the couple has not been close to each other in the past two years

How many beautiful scenery and good times have been missed

Now it seems that we are in love with each other It’s too late

I’m afraid of falling in love as deeply as I hate

(Tian’s)

A heartbroken heartache

Sun and Moon The sky and the earth are ruthlessly dark

The sun and the moon are ruthless, the sky and the earth are dark

Unfortunately, Mr. Qie passed away early

Happy to have finally concluded a God-given marriage

Good luck A catastrophe is flying over your head

Before your eyes, your loved ones will be separated forever

Could it be that the incense was burned in the previous life

Could it be that the marriage horoscope was missing

It flashes my eyes - the tears are still in my eyes

My heart is bleeding again

The old favor is not over yet, but the new love is forcing me again

Suffering Endless misery overlapping

Endless misery overlapping

He and I have been married for two years in a hut

We spend the sun and the moon together under the cold lamp

Although love is ruthless, love is like nectar

I also cared about whether it was hot or cold

Now he is sleeping forever and I don’t know day and night

How can I bear to split the coffin? Take Nao Enyi Jue

How can I hear the admonishment ringing in my ears

It seems that the faces of the neighbors have changed

It is said that women must be virtuous

We must follow the rules and regulations

Remarrying should be punished

How can we split the coffin and shock the corpse

He has a headache and I feel bad

I am tortured by him Be robbed

Love is hard to lose, love is hard to let go

Wang and Sun are hard to leave forever

Mountain Tai collapses and the Yellow River collapses

That is what my heart is with My blood

Begging for mercy from heaven and earth

Begging sir not to be offended

You once cast a spell to build a grave mound

To avoid orphans and widows Avoid sorrow

You once said that after death, the soul ascends to heaven

Leave your body to be burned by fire and destroyed by water

Now you are going away without knowing it

He is still affectionate and loving by my side

Please sir, save him and save me too

Be merciful and allow me to cut the coffin to avoid disaster

( Zhuang Zhou)

The little man is enlightened by a few words

This is what the authorities are confused by and the onlookers understand

Advocating nature and nature

Confucius Hundreds of families have my name

Thinking that they are transcendent and transcendent into fairyland

Thinking that they are upright and upright Wu Xianchen

Who knows that the couple will get into trouble

The cutting is endless and cannot be sorted out

All kinds of love, a thousand hatreds

Sweet and bitter, sour and spicy

All kinds of feelings that are hard to lose and hard to let go< /p>

Throwing my moral articles into the clouds

(Tian’s family)

I just hate that I can’t withstand the temptation of love

p>

Only hate that I can’t bear the loneliness of spring and autumn

Only hate that I violate women’s moral integrity

Only hate that I throw away my name once and for all

From now on - Thousands of people criticize, thousands of people criticize

There is no end to the pain and humiliation

Looking back at how ridiculous the world is

It is better to die - just rest

(Zhuang Zhou)

Looking up to the sky and sighing, the road in life is difficult

If I can't defeat myself, how can I defeat others

Celebrate that I have extricated myself, I pity you for being unconscious

I am heartbroken and sad for all living beings

Much trouble over nothing

(Too long)