Broadcast draft joke

1. I can't see things too far away, "the patient said to the ophthalmologist.

"Please follow me," the doctor took the patient outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. "What do you think that is?"

"the sun." The patient replied.

"Then how far do you want to see!

There is a polar bear, sitting on the ice, very bored, so he pulled out his own hair, one by one. After that, he said, "Oh, it's so cold!"

A big brother in the dormitory said one day, who is this wma? He sang many songs in my MP3.

-I'll tell you a cell phone joke. Internet cafe is very good, joke island. I often go to see it.