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The female caller is Lin Yixia, and the male is reborn.

The reborn male god is busy chasing his wife.

Author: Listen to the rainy night

Introduction:

Grow up quickly and marry her home-this is what Jiang Yan failed to do in his last life!

Lin Yixia, a little makeup artist with a dream and determination to start a company, is cheerful and funny, but conservative.

She vowed and said shyly, "I'll save my first time for my wedding night!" " "

But I don't want to. Boyfriend couldn't bear loneliness, and a car accident happened with a lesbian.

Sad and sad, an unsightly nude photo storm made her worse. She was involved in a lawsuit, lost her job, was surrounded by gangs and was penniless. After eating her last meal, she had to pay huge compensation.

At the most embarrassing, desperate and painful time, Jiang Biao, the entertainment king known as "Cold Emperor", came to her side, a notoriously cold-blooded, aloof and indifferent man.

He said, "marry me and I will protect you!" " "

She looked at the bowl of braised pork with attractive aroma on the table, swallowed and agreed.

Many years later, whenever I recall this incident, Lin Yixia will beat her chest angrily. Nima, how cheap it is to sell yourself for a bowl of braised pork!

The noble put his arm around her, grabbed her hand that wanted to "self-harm" and said gently, "How can a pimple I have loved for 43 years be cheap? ! "

Lin Yixia was very useful in her heart and snorted angrily: "Do you think I am stupid? You are only 29 years old and 43 years old this year? Do you think you are a monkey who moved here? "

In fact, she didn't know that she was like a drug to him. She took a bite in her last life, not to mention this life, even in the next life!

Small theater (1)

Looking at the key on the table, anonymous asked in surprise, "what is this?"

"The key to the house." After a pause, a man specially emphasized, "our home."

Jane Doyle was speechless and blushed to her ears. She rubbed her hands uneasily. "Is this too soon?"

A man raised his eyebrows and calmly stated, "Your name is written on the real estate license."

Sure enough, when anonymous heard this, he immediately held the key on the table tightly in his hand and nodded repeatedly, like a rattle. It's quite different from the way you were shy just now.

However, she did not expect that there would be a price. On the first day of living together, he actually wanted to jump on her.

She regretted it. She's scared.

She clung to her chest and asked timidly, "Can you just have one room and no one?" ! "

He looked down at her and unhurriedly unbuttoned his shirt. "The room is yours and the people are yours."

Joke: This day, this life, he waited for forty-three years. How can he make the meat in his mouth fly? !

Small theater (2)

A man stood at the door of the bedroom, whistling. A treasure took off his shoes and stepped on the sofa, whistling in his mouth.

A treasure looked back at his father with a small expression of worship.

A man with a financial magazine in his hand waved at a treasure and said, "Everything I just taught you is all right."

A treasure nodded fiercely.

A man lovingly touched a treasure's head: "What a good boy! When mom comes out, just do what dad just taught you. "

So, when anonymous dragged the packed box out of the bedroom, a treasure held her face high, blew a whistle, and then waved a small flag and shouted, "Mom, don't go!" Mom, don't go! Don't go! ! "

A father's expression was particularly serious: "Speak louder! ! "

A treasure pinched her little voice and shouted, "Mom, don't go!" " ! "

Anonymous stands in the living room of Sinopec. ...

She thinks a man is bad enough to keep her with a treasure so that she can't leave home.

PS: In this article, men are reborn, men are chasing women, and women are in Toy Boy. There is no favorite, only more. Rebirth and slag abuse are endless. Welcome into the pit!