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How about Lanzhou?

How to evaluate Lanzhou? In fact, as soon as this question is raised, you will hear more abuse than praise. Even if outsiders scold Lanzhou, the most important thing is to follow suit. Let me objectively evaluate Lanzhou.

1. Lanzhou used to be an ancient city in China. Later, due to the changes of the times and the reform of the economic system, Lanzhou gradually fell behind from the fifteen largest economies in China to 100, and its GDP only reached 100 in recent years. Compared with other cities, Lanzhou did not develop from the 1990s to the previous years. However, in recent years, the development of the "Belt and Road" policy has improved slightly. As long as we grasp the country's Millennium plan, I think the development of Lanzhou is still worth looking forward to!

2. People who have never been to Lanzhou say it is a desert, but those who have been there should know that the Yellow River passes through the city, and Lanzhou is basically short of water, and water shortage is just "precipitation". Many people may say that the two mountains in Lanzhou are bare and lack of green vegetation, but I want to say that planting trees in Lanzhou is not that simple!

3. "Poor" is poor when it comes to Gansu, and many people don't know where it is when they hear Lanzhou. Although poor, Lanzhou is the capital city, but many poorer places also like to laugh at Lanzhou.

It is said that many poor people in Lanzhou have seen the annual GDP ranking! People in some places regard that list as the pride of their hometown! But I want to say that the level of urban GDP has nothing to do with you. Lanzhou is not as poor as imagined. Even if you look at the GDP ranking, although it is only over 250 billion, the population of 3 million is actually richer than many places. I believe that Lanzhou will seize the opportunity of the "Belt and Road" core city and will gradually get better in the future.

How about asking a foreigner who lives in Lanzhou to answer Lanzhou?

I am a foreigner and live in Lanzhou. I lived in Lanzhou for 28 years at the beginning of June this year 10. After so many years in Lanzhou, I was deeply touched, experienced the wind and rain, and tasted the sweetness, both joy and sadness. Lanzhou has become my second hometown.

After living in Lanzhou for so many years, the most comfortable thing is the pleasant climate. Although it is cold in winter, there is heating in the house and air conditioning in the car, so I don't feel cold in winter. It can be very hot in summer, but Lanzhou is a famous air-conditioned city. It is impossible for a few days in a summer to be hot. The coming rain washed away the heat wave, so summer is very comfortable. It rained after two days of heat, and it didn't feel hot at all.

Lanzhou in spring is picturesque. The clear Yellow River is teetering, willows are swaying on both sides, flowers and plants are in full bloom, and green mountains and clear waters are picturesque.

In autumn, Lanzhou melons and fruits are fragrant and exquisite, satisfying the taste buds of Lanzhou people and attracting many foreign tourists.

Lanzhou specialty snacks are more colorful. Beef noodles are never boring. Many special snacks, such as fermented milk, grey beans, hot winter pears, cold noodles, barbecue, etc., satisfy the taste buds of Lanzhou people and make many foreign tourists drool.

The Yellow River in Lanzhou is picturesque, and the night scene is even more known as Little Hong Kong. In summer, the Yellow River is a good place to enjoy the scenery and enjoy the cool. Zhongshan Bridge is a must-see place for network celebrities to punch in. Now there are Lanzhou Old Street and Lanzhou Center, which add a lot of elegance to Lanzhou.

Lanzhou has a subway now. Although cities are small and full of inflation, some big cities also have them. Travel is convenient and the climate is pleasant. After 28 years, I have become accustomed to everything in this city. Although I'm not from Lanzhou, I'm from Lanzhou after all these years.

In the eyes of outsiders who don't know Lanzhou, Lanzhou is the northwest where desert storms ride camels and poor people eat potato balls.

Don't you know Lanzhou has been making progress? Although it can't keep up with the pace of first-and second-tier cities, it is also converging like first-and second-tier cities. I wish Lanzhou better and better, more and more beautiful! Living in Lanzhou, I am very happy and proud.

Lanzhou is a city where people will feel happy and comfortable.

Lanzhou, a city with special personality, seems to be casual, but in fact it is quite exquisite; Compared with a gentleman in a suit and tie, Lanzhou is like a handsome guy in a jacket.

Lanzhou is not as prosperous as Xi, and there is no shortage of fashion; Lanzhou is not as big as Urumqi, and it is full of concentrated essence.

There is a river between the north and south mountains, which suddenly gives Lanzhou a spirit superior to most cities in the northwest and even in the west. The 40-mile Yellow River amorous feelings line is no less than Shanghai Bund. The waves are on the picturesque banks of the Yellow River. If they don't make you cool and comfortable, you will think they are on the Qinhuai River in Nanjing!

It is warm in winter and cool in summer, and the four distinct seasons are a major feature of Lanzhou. When the flowers bloom, the birds are singing and dancing, there is no heat in July, fruits and vegetables are fragrant in autumn, and there is no cold when it snows. Being able to live in Lanzhou is really a great enjoyment.

Lanzhou people are spontaneous and lively, and their favorite thing is to get together often, eat meat in large pieces and drink in large bowls. Every morning, at dawn, the beef noodle restaurant is steaming; Holding a big bowl, squatting on the street casually, wheezing, and not forgetting to say hello to acquaintances: "Come, eat noodles!" " "

Lanzhou young man is not savage, shouting and drinking, hearty; Girls in Lanzhou are cheerful and enthusiastic, tall and thin, with double eyelids.

Lanzhou dialect is not pleasant to listen to in the west, a little close to Mandarin, and it is Jinglan dialect.

Lanzhou is a city where the rich and the poor live well.

To tell the truth, if you have no better place to go, Lanzhou is probably the best place for you to come.

Lanzhou is good, a city that can accommodate all corners of the country.

Lanzhou, located in the northwest of the motherland, is the city of mountains and rivers where the Yellow River passes through the city! Most people's understanding of Lanzhou comes from Lamian Noodles, Lanzhou. They always mention a bowl of noodles when they talk about Lanzhou! But Lanzhou is more than just noodles. The charm of this city needs you to come in person and savor it!

As the capital of Gansu, Lanzhou is the political, economic and cultural center of Gansu. Because of its special geographical location, it is also a hub connecting the eastern and western parts of the motherland. People say that mountains represent massiness and water represents tolerance. Lanzhou is a landscape city, and the Yellow River runs through it. The special geographical environment has created the character of Lanzhou children. The young man is generous and the girl is generous. When you come to Lanzhou and listen to the warm Jinglan accent, you can feel the enthusiasm of this western city!

Lanzhou is also a city of food and fruit. Every autumn, many local fruits, such as white melons, white peaches, shatian melons, yellow honey, fresh lilies, bitter roses, etc., are dizzying and mouth-watering, and the abundant light and huge temperature difference between day and night make Lanzhou's fruits famous all over the world! Beef noodles, milk and egg paste, grey bean soup, hot winter fruits, stuffed skins, sweet embryos and many other delicacies will surely make you enjoy a gourmet feast.

Lanzhou, with beautiful scenery, enthusiastic people and numerous delicious foods, is entering a new era!

The Yellow River in Lanzhou is beautiful, the air is clear, and the Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou is delicious. Now Lanzhou has convenient transportation and beautiful environment. Lanzhou is very beautiful.

I met Lanzhou for the first time and went to Dunhuang for the first time. When I was doing the Raiders, I saw many people say that Lanzhou was nothing to see, just a transit station. When I landed at Zhongchuan Airport and drove to downtown, I was shocked by the color and desolation of the endless loess in Hexi Corridor.

I have a habit of visiting museums everywhere, because it is the most direct way to understand regional culture and history, so I have seen many museums in the world. Lanzhou is the capital of Gansu, and the first project after landing is the Gansu Provincial Museum. I was shocked! Gansu Expo is located on the bank of the Yellow River, and the desolate loess hills can be seen from the huge French windows. The venue design is very atmospheric.

As a tourist, I like painted pottery and the Silk Road Museum best, Dadiwan, Yangshao and Majiayao ... those well-preserved painted pottery are unbelievable, as if crossing.

Gansu is a big grotto province, and there are many exquisite grotto arts in various places, including two of the four grottoes in China. The Silk Road Pavilion Grottoes introduced the rise and fall of the grottoes in detail, and exhibited exquisite stone carvings and statues, which made people linger. China's famous tourist symbol "Feiyan" also comes from here.

Gansu Bo is often strongly recommended to friends who want to go to Gansu. When I went to Lanzhou, I also recommended friends who like grotto art to go to Bingling Temple, which was built in Sui and Tang Dynasties and was once second only to Mogao Grottoes. Because of Liujiaxia Reservoir, it takes buses and boats to get to Bingling Temple, but it is this process that makes the trip more special.

In addition, it is suggested that friends who go to Lanzhou can go to Tieqiao (Zhongshan Bridge) at night and feel the fresh air of the ancient Yellow River.

You can't go out without eating, and you can't eat Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou! Lamian Noodles in Lanzhou (by the way, friends in Lanzhou corrected it to "beef noodles") represents the essence of Gansu noodles. No matter the noodles, the meat, the soup and the scene, it is worth experiencing. And it can be said that the noodles in many noodle restaurants in Lanzhou are delicious, better than those in the mainland. In addition to beef noodles, hand-grabbed mutton is also recommended.

When we say Lanzhou, we can't help but say Lanzhou people. In fact, the northwest people are very simple, and they have helped me a lot. I once had dinner in Zhangye Street and left my mobile phone in the restaurant. It took me over an hour to remember. I thought I couldn't find the right one, but I didn't expect I found the right one. Lanzhou people are really nice!

Hello everyone! I am my crane, and I am glad to answer this question.

When the word "Lanzhou" is mentioned, I believe most people will associate it with "Northwest", "Lanzhou Lamian Noodles" and "Red Ertuan". When people in Lanzhou ridicule and defend themselves, they always add a lot of buzzwords like "righteousness", "righteousness", "Austria" and "Zusani" ... This is something I have known since I was a native of Lanzhou.

Lanzhou, Gansu Province, in the geometric center of China's land map, is also the only provincial capital city where the main stream of the Yellow River passes through the city. There is a bowl of noodles called Lanzhou beef noodles. There is a magazine called Readers. Gansu is also a province where the famous Silk Road runs through, and there is an art treasure house called Mogao Grottoes. There is a heavy industry called non-ferrous rare metals and a base called Jiuquan Satellite Launch Base.

The sculpture of "Mother of the Yellow River" in Lanzhou and the Zhongshan Railway Bridge in Lanzhou are both landmark buildings in this city. Lanzhou is almost surrounded by mountains, and Lanzhou is backed by the edge of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Before modern times, it entered Lanzhou from the Central Plains and then went west, which basically belonged to an area with desolate climate and harsh natural conditions. Before economic development, Hexi Corridor was dominated by animal husbandry and seasonal agriculture.

According to historical records, the Yellow River is the dividing line between Xixia and Northern Song Dynasty in Lanzhou. It is said that the defensive task in winter is the hardest and most important, because the Yellow River will freeze, and there have been many times in history when defenders can't resist it. The imperial court discussed whether to give up Lanzhou, a border city. Gansu has a long and narrow terrain, which is complex and diverse. Surrounded by mountains, plateaus, plains, valleys, deserts, Gobi and mountains, the terrain inclines from southwest to northeast.

Gansu is located at the intersection of Loess Plateau, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and Inner Mongolia Plateau, and it is also one of the provinces farthest from the ocean. It is these interpretations and ridicule of facebook that many people will still say, in such a poor place in Gansu, what qualifications does Lanzhou have to brush the sense of existence?

After the founding of New China, great changes have taken place in Lanzhou. Due to the military region and resource conditions, a large number of technical youths from all over the country support the northwest to take root here. Nationalities are always tolerant, and a large number of promising young people have found a sense of belonging in this remote city of Lanzhou.

2065438+117: 38 On June 0, 2003, the Shenzhou-10 spacecraft was successfully launched in Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center, Gansu Province, and our Gansu people's faces were once again filled with excited smiles. Gansu people are proud of the prosperity of their motherland. Gansu people are proud of the strength of their motherland ... this is the honest, frank and generous Gansu people! When you really set foot on this land, you will be shocked. When you see so many hardworking, simple and unknown people who have devoted their lives in this barren land, you will really feel extremely happy and excited, because we are all from China!

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Lan 30 is located in the geographical center of China. The transportation extends in all directions, and the northwest tour of China starts from Lanzhou. Lan 30 City is located between two mountains and one river (Gaolan Mountain, Baita Mountain and Yellow River). There is no heat in summer and no cold in winter. This is a livable city. Lanzhou has a long history, profound cultural heritage and many scenic spots. During the period of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, the National Government prepared to move the capital to Lanzhou (which was later abandoned for various reasons). There are Wuquan Mountain, Baita Mountain, Yellow River Customs Line, Yellow River Mother Sculpture, Waterwheel Expo Park, Yantan Park, Renshou Mountain, Gansu Provincial Museum and other scenic spots in the urban area. Xinglong Mountain in the suburbs. Liujiaxia Reservoir and Shichuan: Pear Garden are both famous. Lanzhou has outstanding people. Lanzhou beef noodles, lily, rose, Lanzhou hookah, soft pear. Big melon seeds and winter pears are very popular with people. Famous CCTV hosts: Shui Junyi, Zhu Jun, Pei Xinhua, etc. They are all from Lanzhou. Lanzhou is a this beautiful city with mountains and water. Welcome guests from all directions to visit Lanzhou.

Lanzhou is the capital city of Gansu. Evaluation of Lanzhou, I think the following three aspects have to be said.

I. Urban Development and Consumption Level

Over the past 40 years of reform and opening up, the urban development of Lanzhou is obvious to all. The first is the transformation of the old city and streets, which makes Lanzhou have more new high-rise buildings and beautiful and clean streets. Among them, the development of Yantan and Wulipu is particularly obvious. Secondly, Lanzhou has formed a commercial pattern of real estate, large supermarkets, home building materials, logistics parks, restaurants and entertainment.

In recent years, the consumption level of Lanzhou has also risen sharply, mainly in the high price. For example, daily diet, clothing, shoes and hats, transportation rental, housing prices and so on.

Second, economic development and income level.

From the perspective of the whole northwest region, Lanzhou's economic development is not in the forefront, and the overall GDP level is very low. In Lanzhou, the overall income level of people is also very low. The monthly income of the general industry is about 2000-3500 yuan, and more than 3500 yuan is a good wage income.

Third, cultural atmosphere and local folk customs.

It has long been said that Lanzhou is a wild place, but it is a city with a strong cultural atmosphere. Lanzhou has a well-known magazine "Reader", which is a good illustration. Lanzhou people are simple, love to roar and sing coloratura. There is also the Taiping drum, which is also a major folk feature of Lanzhou.