What are the latest funny jokes in 221?

1. I used to be poor, but I was happy. Now it's different, not only poor, but also unhappy.

2. It's my bad luck to meet you at the best age.

3. Air is free, son. Fuck you, you explain to me what the potato chips are.

4. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

5. Xiaoming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

6. Besides teeth, there is love.

7. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?

8. Teacher, you only know how to threaten me with "informing my parents". What a hero!

9. Although the school is poor, it is never stingy with printing papers, which makes me deeply moved.

1. Elder brother, who has been imitated and never surpassed, will be a flaming mountain that you, the lost sheep, will never cross.

11. Never take advantage of small things, but take advantage of big things.

12. It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

13. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

14. In this embarrassing season again, a man wearing short sleeves and a man wearing a cotton-padded jacket passed by and said something stupid to each other at heart.

15. As long as you are willing to climb, there is no height you can't reach.

16. Can a person like me resist beauty without weight?

17, please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be chopped to death.

18. The tears you shed now are the water that entered your mind when you were in love.

19. I dreamed that my partner died last night, and I cried very mulberry heart. When I woke up, I found that I had no object, and I cried even more mulberry heart.

2. I had a crush on him, and I was completely out of my mind. Now I'm finally shaking dry.