I like jokes. . Who can tell jokes?

The little ant got lost and couldn't find its nest, but he was in a hurry ... He happened to see his friend passing by and shouted, "Dude!" " Immediately climb over and ask for directions: "How do you ... how do you get back to the nest?" His friend asked, "with … with … smile or silence?

Huang Rong is poisoned and itches badly.

Although Hong Qigong could not detoxify, he still used internal force to relieve itching and delay the attack, so that Guo Jing had enough time to ask for help.

Seeing that Huang Rong was in stable condition, Qigong pulled Guo Jing aside and whispered to him, "Although I just held back an itch, but ..."

Guo Jing took the words hesitantly and sang: "Green ... green grass is more fragrant because of you?"

After the mid-term exam, the math teacher will hand out the papers. He said, "There are as many people in our class after 90 s and 80 s, and there are as many people after 80 s and 70 s." As soon as the words were finished, the whole class cheered and a classmate asked, "What about those who failed?" The teacher replied coldly, "as much as the whole class."

There was a math exam and the examination room was very quiet. Suddenly, the broadcast sounded: attention, attention, students, the paper is wrong! There are mistakes on the paper! Please turn to page 4, question 9, item 2: Li Lei advances at a speed of 5 kilometers per hour. How many hours does it take to walk 10 km? Please change Li Lei into Han Meimei, thank you.

A student came into the office and said hello to the teachers: "Hello, Miss Zhao, hello, Miss Li."

"Why didn't you call me?"

"Teacher, I don't know your last name."

"Then I'll give you a hint: Koutian."

"Good swallow teacher!

There is a Zhouyi class in a university! The teacher came in with a compass and walked around the classroom.

Then, spit out a sentence: classmates, today is not suitable for class, after school!

The teacher talked about inertia in physics class.

He asked, "A dog crossed the road, and a high-speed vehicle suddenly braked, and everyone in the car leaned forward. What is this phenomenon? "

A classmate replied: "that's because people want to see if the dog has been killed, which is a phenomenon of watching."

In class, the teacher said, "The last row of boys with glasses got up to answer the questions."

I saw that classmate silently took off his glasses and sat quietly in our adoring eyes. ...

When I was in class, I knew what day it was, but I didn't know what day it was ... when I was in the exam, I knew what day it was, but I didn't know what day it was. ...