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Humorously describe yourself as a circle of friends of the soul of rice.

Humorously describe yourself as a circle of friends of the soul of rice (Part I) 1. Don't worry, I just think about you every day.

It won't be easy to work hard, but it will be.

In fact, I have a secret crush on you, but dry food is important, so I didn't have time to say it.

4. "Good morning, everyone. Be nice to me whether you eat or not, whether you have a date or not."

5. I really envy having something I like to do, not entangled in feelings, not attached to others, just wanting to make a living with men.

6. You love your love and I cook.

7. "If the sky doesn't give birth to me, Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, the esophagus will always be like a long night, and the meal will come. "

8. "If we go to heaven and scream for food, are we hungry?"

9. I was born in Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, and my esophagus is like a long night. Come on!

10. People who eat rice should eat in a pot.

1 1. Come on! Dry rice man! Go to work every day Eating more snacks should be bad and fat, right?

12. I'm at school, holding my boyfriend, and I'm at school. It's time to order!

13. "Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just a meal."

14. Boyfriend will only affect the speed of your cooking.

15. Don't call me single dog. I'm not like them. I am the lightning wolf in the canteen.

16. Forget about love. Beauty only loves rice.

17. "I heard that 60% of happiness in life is based on food, and 40% is based on people who eat together."

18. Others are at school and the object: holding hands and kissing, I am at school: it's time for dry meals!

19. After all, nothing can't be solved by a delicious meal. If there is, then eat two meals in a row. What do you eat in the morning? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night? What to drink in afternoon tea?

20. Eat delicious food, join the group and join the group owner. If you can't join the group, add the group owner to pull you into the group.

Humorously describe yourself as a circle of friends of the soul of rice (part two) 2 1. "I can do it, but I can't."

22. On the way to dinner, the wind was sweet.

23. As long as you insist on cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook!

I visit myself three times a day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat?

25. As long as you eat steadily every day, the game controller can be excellent.

26. "Only fools fall in love, and beautiful women know how to do things."

27. Welcome everyone to share the delicious food. I hope everyone will have a good time in this big family.

28. It's time for dry meals! I want dry rice! I want dry rice! Do it at lunch time!

29. I was going to fall in love, but unfortunately I didn't tell you, because I had to make a living.

30. "Eat well, sleep well and live well. I hope that all my past efforts can realize my ideals and ambitions. "

3 1. Be a high-energy foodie and pursue a higher level of foodie!

32. "If you don't work hard, you have a brain problem."

33. Those who don't eat go to the women's group. Those who can only cook rice like me can only go to the US group.

34. The technology of dried rice is pure.

35. "You don't have to eat if you like, but you can eat well if you like."

36. "You sparkled on that smelly and rotten day. I can't. I have to cook. "

37. This is the secret of the wolf cub's sudden growth, the cook, the soul of the cook, and the king of the cook, Liu.

Don't cry for your feelings, just stay awake for a dry night.

39. I will continue to cook in this stinking and decadent day.

40. Working people are also michel platini, but only by eating well can they grow well.

Heroes don't ask the source, don't ask the weight, and friends circle humorously copies 40 common sentences.

Heroes don't ask where they come from or how much they weigh. Humorous copy in friends circle (I) 1. Let yourself shine in that smelly and decadent day, and I have to go to work.

2. "Whether the food is appetizing depends on who you eat with. Some people can't eat delicacies, while others sleep in the wind but are very sweet. "

3. "I can't do anything except rice and you."

People who do nothing love to be sleepy, and they don't feel refreshed until dinner time.

5. Live in vain, die in vain, and struggle for life in vain.

6. As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for people. What do you eat every day? Do you know any delicious dishes? What specialties can you cook? Do you have any special food there? Welcome to share! There are no advertisements. Please join the group: eat food!

7. I visit myself three times a day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat?

8. I was born in Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, and my esophagus is like a long night. Come on!

9. The food is infinitely good, so eat early.

10. "Criminals like to feel sleepy while eating and refresh themselves."

1 1. "My head is full of love stories, and my head is full of rice."

12. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just dry food.

13. Dry rice man, dry rice soul, dry rice are all people. If you can't do what you want to do, dry food will come first.

14. It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, all you have to do is say I invite you to dinner. Actually, I was very touched, but I didn't say anything about your cooking.

15. I loved to eat when I was a child and grew tall and strong; Do you like eating more now, or are you tall and fat?

16. "Don't turn your youth into rice seedlings. Love is not fragrant. "

17. You should cook quietly and become a fat man. After eating in the canteen, let others have nothing to do

18. "A gentleman should have three feet of chopsticks, and it is impossible to eat all over the world."

19. Today's unhappiness is over, and tomorrow is still brilliant, rice man.

20. Sleepy king in class, dry rice king in canteen, express king outside school, and a cup of milk tea king every day.

Heroes don't ask the source, don't ask the number of pounds, and the humorous copy of friends circle (2)1. Total solar eclipse: They are eating all day.

22. "You can rest when you are tired from work, and you must cook when you are hungry."

23. "Do you know what the dignity of a dry man is? His dignity must have rushed over and tasted the first bite. "

24. If I hadn't spoken here, Ferrari would have got everything.

25. Men will only affect the speed of dry food.

26. On the road of no return, human beings are never lonely.

27. "My youth is mediocre, no one surprises me, only endless homework and endless meals."

28. Dry rice people dry rice soul beauty dry rice Jin.

29. I'm not dating anyone, but I always sleep with others.

30. If you want to play with people with similar families, do you want to beg together?

3 1. "If the sky doesn't give birth to me, Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, the esophagus will exist forever and food will come. "

32. December goal: to be a successful chef! Ganfanren Ganfanhun Success Ganfanren

33. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight.

34. "If I am 28 years old, I can continue to love you. If I 18 years old, I can continue to wait for you, but I am only 8 years old. I do nothing but cook every day. Love will only affect the speed at which I cook. "

I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal. 17. We will cook quietly and let everyone starve.

Don't use your youth to plant seedlings upside down. Love doesn't smell like rice. It's over.

37. Whether you are white, black or lace, in the eyes of dried rice people, there are only shredded potatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor and shredded pork with green pepper!

38. "I was blind in my early twenties. I don't worry about love every day, but I worry about food."

39. "Eating less than one meal a day will save a lot of money after a long time, and this money will be reserved for seeing stomach problems in the future."

40. Don't call me single dog, I'm a lightning wolf.

Ten-level dry rice people eat in a circle of friends and bask in the sun's humorous sentences (40)

Ten-level dry rice people eat and bask in friends circle humorous sentences (part one) 1. "Whether the food is appetizing depends on who they eat with. Some people can't swallow delicacies, while others sleep in the wind but are sweet. "

I will cook a good meal on that smelly and rotten day.

3. Be a high-energy foodie and pursue a higher level of foodie!

I don't have a partner, but I want to do better than others.

5. the head can be broken with blood, but the dry rice can't be broken.

6. Dry rice, dry rice, eat healthy vegetables today. I won't eat without health.

7. The rice in hand is warmer than the boy's hand.

8. Come on! Dry rice man! Go to work every day Eating more snacks should be bad and fat, right?

Don't worry, I just think about you every day.

10. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and some people have a bowl of rice in the canteen.

1 1. Today's meal is not hard enough, and tomorrow's status is not stable enough.

12. "There is no bad canteen, only strong dry rice people."

13. I ran for the king of rice in the canteen today. I suddenly forgot the words at the back of my manuscript. After a while, I said, don't forget Ling when I was young. I once promised the rice king in the canteen.

14. If I didn't have this mouth, Maserati would have it.

15. "loving all food is the rule of a dry rice man."

16. When a person washes a piece of meat for a long time and sees two things sticking together, they should be separated.

17. The food is infinitely good. Eat early.

18. It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day. To cook 8 bowls of rice, all you need is a word, and I'll treat you to dinner.

19. I don't take the initiative to eat, and I have problems with my thinking.

I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.

Ten-level dry rice people eat and bask in the humorous sentences of friends circle (Chapter II) 2 1. "Go to heaven and shout for dry rice. Are we hungry people?"

22. If you keep cooking, there will be no rest you can't catch up with. Cook for oil!

23. "If I am 28 years old, I can continue to love you. If I 18 years old, I can continue to wait for you, but I am only 8 years old. I do nothing but cook every day. Love will only affect the speed at which I cook. "

24. Dry food runs ahead and work runs behind.

25. Sleepy king in class, dry rice king in canteen, express king outside school, and a cup of milk tea king every day.

26. Walk through the Norwegian forest and let me into your dream. The sunset falls on my armor, and the prince may not ride a white horse. Some people call the West Sea their home. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei, but I got fat after eating too much dry food.

27. "Go to bed early and get up late, sleep late, sleep late, sleep late, sleep late every day, sleep late every day, only a dry meal can put your soul back."

28. "The wind was warm on the way to dinner."

29. I visit myself three times a day: what to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon and what to eat at night.

30. Dry rice, dry rice soul, dry rice are all people, dry rice is king, and we all want to be dry rice people.

3 1. "Some people love each other, some people watch the sea, and some people can't get fat after seven or eight meals a day."

There are thousands of things in the world, and I only care about food.

33. "If you are hungry, would you like something to eat? If you are sleepy, do you want to sleep? If you like, do you want to fall in love? "

34. The only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

I don't care if you are black or white. For us, shredded potatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor and shredded pork with green peppers are king.

36. Men will only affect the speed at which I cook.

37. If you don't hate it today, your position will be unstable tomorrow.

38. People who have nothing to do can't enter the door when they are full.

39. If you come to my house for dinner, I will poison myself.

Some dry goods are often praised by friends. There are forty golden sentences.

Some dry rice people often send a golden sentence 1. I can always be single, but I really can't miss a meal. ?

I will try to eat my face round so that I won't be looked down upon by you.

3. "At noon, dogs are not satisfied, and at night, pigs are not satisfied. Since then, the days of being a man have become less and less. "

Let yourself shine on that smelly and rotten day, I have to eat a meal.

5. If you don't hate today, your position will be unstable tomorrow.

6. Only a dry meal can make me feel that the world is not so helpless.

7. Welcome to share delicious food. I hope everyone will have a good time in this big family.

8. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just dry food.

9. If today's meal is not hard, tomorrow's state will be unstable.

10. 80% of the pain in life comes from dry food, but I know that if there is no dry food, 100% of the pain comes from lack of money, so I choose dry food between dry food and lack of money.

1 1. There is no object, but you have to do better than others.

12. People are iron rice steel, so they must be dry and fragrant when eating.

13. Be a high-energy foodie and pursue a higher level of foodie!

14. "Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just a meal."

15. I want to cook a good meal in this smelly and decadent day.

16. A dry man, a dry soul, a beautiful woman and a dry theory.

17. "Whether you are white or black. For us, shredded potatoes, shredded fish and shredded green pepper are king. "

18. If you keep cooking, there is nothing you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook!

19. "The friendship of girls is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her."

20. Live in vain, die in vain, and struggle for life in vain.

Some dry people often send out golden sentences praised by their friends. The object is not, but dry food must be better than others.

22. "A gentleman must have three feet of chopsticks."

23. Heroes don't talk about the source, and beautiful women don't talk about the weight.

24. I really envy having something I like to do, not entangled in feelings, not attached to others, just wanting to make a living with men.

25. "Some people worry about exams, others worry about elections, and only a useless person like me worries about what to eat every day."

26. If you love your love, I will cook.

27. Mobilize the power of the fans in the group, report the latest and best food trends, and eat together in groups.

28. Actually, I was very touched, but it's very important for you to cook, so you didn't say anything.

29. The desert is lonely, so you can't be late for dinner. Rivers flow into the sea, and I am the strongest in the canteen.

30. Men will only affect the speed at which I cook.

3 1. Independence, freedom, equality, respect for the diversity of life, balance work and life, and judge heroes not only by money, but also by food.

Don't worry, I just think about you every day.

33. "How dare I fall in love with a fool? Am I worth it? My life is only boring. Why should I fall in love when I am angry with my partner? Did I say dry? Hmm! "

34. Some people love each other, some watch the sea at night, and some people have a bowl of rice in the canteen.

35. "People walk hand in hand with their boyfriends at school. When I get to school, I will do nothing."

36.-diary of haijie

37. Nothing can't be solved by a dry meal. If yes, do it twice.

38. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul and a dry rice are all people. There is a problem if you don't take the initiative!

39. Q: What is your core competitiveness? A: Kill everyone's food.

40. Can a dry rice man be called a dry rice man without dignity?