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Seeking novels to cross the rivers and lakes requires a lot, and don't enter if you accumulate less! !

[Proud content introduction]

The hostess is black and powerful, cold and arrogant, and men's wear is popular all over the world.

Qin Aofeng, a huge family of megatron mainland countries, is the direct blood of the Qin family for three generations. He is as famous as his eldest brother's genius, but he is a famous "Waste Seven Young Master" in Qin Cheng.

The door is deep, and there are contradictions at home.

As a newborn, she disguised herself as a man, and her life experience was like a mystery. Because of her poor talent, she is considered a waste in the family. After her new life, she embarked on a strong road to get along well in the mainland.

Until one day in the imperial city, the householder pointed the finger at her precious little uncle, and the "teenager" who had been silent stood up and became a peerless wizard.

Since then, countless men and women in the world have been crazy about it …

Wan Li's primeval forests, deep pools and swamps shrouded in black fog, desolate and vast endless deserts, endless alpine grasslands, and the criss-crossing of Warcraft are a magnificent fantasy world.

[Introduction to Cloud Crazy Content]

Liu Yunkuang is the only son of the Liu family, one of the nine great families in the world.

Handsome and charming, he is the first dude of Chu Jing.

But who knows, these boys who are not motivated are actually amazing super geniuses and one of the few martial arts experts in the world.

Who knows, this amazing smile, which is all over the world, turns hands into clouds and covers hands for rain to surprise people, will it be … her?

The elegance of the world is in hand, and the love of the world is the best!

Dressed in white, the ink is flying.

Looking back, I asked with a smile, who in the world can resist that man?

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Yun Kuang: I have always understood that I have never been a good person. I am mean, insidious, cunning, and sometimes even unnatural. However, I want to tell you that in my heart, there is a place full of people I care about. They are people who really treat me well, think of me and pay for me. As long as they dedicate one day to me, I will never give up on them, even if it is against the whole world!

[Introduction to Jiang Shanmeng]

Formerly known as "Jiang"

I stood up and shouted silently in BT ~

Others are tyrants, I want violence ~

This book is bloody and violent, so be careful before entering.

This woman is a heartless woman who wants to achieve her goal. She was like this before she died, and she was like this after crossing.

But she will be lonely, too. She is a human being, not a god.

LAM Raymond: I think it's good that people don't attack me. If people attack me, they will destroy me!

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"Others want me to die, I will live, live better than anyone else! They all wanted me to cry, so I stepped on them with a smile and let them watch in horror that I cut them into pieces! I want them to know who is the final winner! I want to tell them that I am a hard bone and want me to die? Hum, I'll let you die ugly first! "

Under the bonfire in the dark, the stunning face glows faintly under the stimulation of alcohol. The most beautiful woman laughs wildly with a jar in her hand, but her crazy posture is extremely enchanting.

"So, you kill innocent people and do all kinds of things, and you never worry about going to hell after you die?"

The man's peerless handsome face also turned red. He smiled and grabbed her white hand and held it tightly.

"Ha ha, hell? Beichen Tian, remember, only I am here to let others go to hell, because I am more vicious than Yan. If Yan dares to be arrogant in front of me, I will cut him first! I am a despicable person. What's wrong with hurting the heavens? "

"At least, villains are human beings ... you should still have human feelings?"

……………

"Beichen Day ..." Her smile was suddenly a little deep, and the bonfire crackled in her eyes. Even if she is drunk, her sensitivity and wisdom are undiminished.

"... what? "

"Don't fall in love with an evil spirit, there will be no good result ..."

[Introduction to the Princess of War]

Popular:

Laugh at me for being crazy, laugh at me for being crazy.

Fierce, arrogant.

Sad and bitter, swallow sadness.

The world has its own true feelings, why not open your heart?

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Who is this arrogant narcissist?

Who is this conceited guy?

However, if she seems to be rampant and extremely lethal, she actually hit the nail on the head and hit the key?

He lost to a woman as a god of war!

Ling Yuxiang took a few deep breaths and the idea of death came out.

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Hearing this news, the original self-effacing turned into joy, and countless men who tortured themselves almost day and night finally recovered their spirits.

"It must be her, it must be her!"

I will find you anywhere, because no one in the world knows you better than me! Don't try to escape this time!

Always gentle Qin Han corners of the mouth finally evoked a crazy smile.

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The sand in the desert messed up the hedge's long hair. At this time every year, he will be here, staring at the yellow all over the sky, which is pure, all day long …

He gritted his teeth, and a touch of bright red jumped out of his clenched fingertips, fell into the sand, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

I warned you! I specifically warned you! Why don't you listen!

Hang Lie, are you really dead? You really won't pat me on the shoulder and tell me that we are excellent friends. Maybe not before, but not now and never in the future?

You know, I have never regarded you as a friend, never …

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You gave me a steamed bun, which made me feel the warmth of heaven in hell. You said you were a big family. If I can make some achievements, let me be your bodyguard, suit yourself.

I worked hard, learned something, and finally saw you in the auditorium.

You are arrogant and confident. You are the king of Qin Feng, and I am your most loyal subordinate.

But that day, you said to me, live, that's an order.

And the next day, several brothers familiar with the information were sadly called together. You stabbed yourself in the heart at the top of the Forbidden City and jumped into the abyss.

Tell me, tell me. ...

Without a popular world, how can you let Xi live with the wind? Without a popular world, how can you make Xi follow suit?

Overnight, it was as white as snow.

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How can a person who fell from hell and climbed out with a pair of rare blood pupils be called a person?

However, you said, you are the devil.

I sneer, if you are the devil, what am I?

I have taken countless lives, my hands are covered with blood, and I am afraid of black and white. Jianghu sects are afraid when they hear my name.

But you smiled and said that you don't have to do it yourself, which subverts the whole life and there are countless creatures.

Oh, so we are the same kind.

Since we are of the same kind, what's wrong with Liu having a heart-to-heart talk with you once?

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I won't spare anyone who hurts you.

I will take revenge on those who make you suffer a thousand times.

I knew I couldn't catch you.

Why am I good at controlling my ruthless feelings?

I still can't take my eyes off you. ...

[1 1 introduction to the contents of the imperial concubine of the special agent]

The old system will be destroyed and new buildings will be reborn in the ashes.

Chu Qiao-"You know what? This is my belief. "

Zhuge Yue-"As soon as I turned around, I knew I could never go back. Out of this door, everything will fall into the flame of flesh and blood, separation of flesh and blood, separation of love, family destruction and hegemonic overthrow, but I will go on without hesitation. I want all the blood in this world to let you know what I really care about. "

Xun Yan—"I thought this kind of life would never end, just like the middle-aged wind on the Yanbei Plateau and the perennial snow on Longji Mountain, but I was wrong. My eyes were blinded by the shackles of gold, and I couldn't see the secret ambition of annexing the world, the killing of millions of corpses everywhere, and the unpredictable tactics after the crow. Now, I'm going to walk into the golden cage and take my father and me with me.

Li Ce-"We are all floating under the transience of the hand of fate. In a hurry, we have been exposed for decades. Jojo, I hope you can go out. "

Zhao Che-"You have never seen a truly vast world, because it has not been created. One day, from the upper deep plateau in Yanbei to the East Cliff Sea in Huaisong, from the Adu wasteland in the western desert to the Kyubi no Youko Mountain in the southern Xinjiang, we will all surrender to the feet of the empire, and all this will start with my combat knives. "

Na Lanhongye-"Only brothers who treat each other as equals, without three thousand hearts, only belong to his husband. I am Huai Song princess royal, and I am Nalan Hongye. "

Wei Shuye-"I don't want to be such a cowardly person, growing up, aging and dying in the iron and blood order of the empire. One day, I will break through the cage, throw away everything that the gate valve has brought me, and complete a feat with my only life. Even if it is so insignificant to others, I can tell myself before I die that I am finally brave. "

Zhao Kui-"I swear, I will never follow other people's horses again in my life!" "

Wu Daoya-"There is still something in this world that is above love and freedom, and it is worth making every effort to protect it. My ideal of great harmony has been left in the upper deep plateau five years ago. "

Feather girl-"the happiness in my life may be that I can have a good sleep, and I don't have to think about anything or do anything." No war, no killing, no conspiracy. Outside, the snow is falling and the clouds are surging. The person I love is lying beside me, sleeping quietly, motionless and not talking. Unfortunately, I will never have this opportunity. "

[Tyrant, I'm with MI9]

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She is a super agent from the National Intelligence Agency 9, spying on information, protecting dignitaries and carrying out assassination missions in unfriendly countries.

He is the first of the 3,000 agents in the Intelligence Agency.

He is a cruel imperial emperor, bloodthirsty, heartless and ruthless, and a war madman in the era of cold weapons.

When modern high-end special forces travel through time and space, they become miserable little abandoned wives.

In ancient times, the cruel and cold king came back in the middle of the night and was stuck in the carotid artery with a cold dagger.

Who destroyed who, who saved who?

"Tyrant! I am from MI9 of the Ministry of National Security. If you dare to speak ill of me again, I will end up in your lair! "

[Introduction to the Queen of Weapons]

Who said that the state machine from the special forces will be poor for a lifetime and serve the country and the people? Who said that since you set foot in the military intelligence agency, you should be loyal and patriotic and treat money like dirt? Who says soldiers should risk their lives, fight the wind and rain, and give their lives when necessary?

Come on, we're all human. Who likes cabbage tofu with bird's nest and shark's fin?

Tie my ticket, hand in my gun, hit me twice, kick me, and I will bear it. Lock my account, seal my account, detain me in euros, dollars and RMB, you fucking die!

Stealing vaults, robbing banks, and attacking ammunition depots. You are unkind and unfair to me. Don't tell anyone about Jianghu morality.

But, but, what is this?

Li Maoer pushed open the door, looked at the hordes in front of him awkwardly, and patted the nearest "terrapin" who seemed to be being beaten:

"Well, where is the gas station?"

"Uber! Kill her! "

Broadsword, spear, bow and arrow trebuchet, Li Maoer grabbed the machine gun and shouted, "You are so rude! Do you still want to tie my ticket for this equipment? "

Throw the "terrapin" into the cab, and the modern super-arms experts stand on the military armored vehicle and bombard it with dignity.

But, but, how is this car like taking drugs?

At the last moment of falling off the cliff, Li Maoer shouted indignantly, "I am XX, you are XX, can you drive?"

[Introduction to the content of evil pupil]

Huotong ...

In previous lives, the blood clan evil pupil was reincarnated into a fire idiot.

Past lives have been unbearable.

In this life, kill and rob, have sex, and see what she means.

Cheating, surging, the battle of the five elements, the war of the seven countries.

The world is in chaos, suppressing the five elements, leveling the seven countries and crossing the nine realms.

Beasts gallop and dragons dance.

Let's look at her evil pupil ruling the world and the reincarnation of the nine realms.

Those who oppose me will live long; Those who hate me are unfaithful, and those who spoil me have three cups of glory;

Fire?

Passerby A: "Everyone says he is a fire idiot."

Passerby B: "I heard that she wiped out the whole family of Rising Sun overnight, drove people crazy and poisoned her brother."

Passerby C: "Ah? You mean the present religious master of the Five Elements, the fire dragon who trained a group of waste wood into super powers? "

Passerby Ding: "Are the kings of the Seven Kingdoms all obedient and willing to call them noble fire dragons?"

Passerby x: "…"

Try the world.

"It's empty, once the cloud will win the supreme!" On the top of the vast mountain named "Wangshan", the highest mountain in the Eastern Dynasty, a legendary master played a game of chess and left such a sentence on the chessboard. At that time, it was the time when the Eastern Dynasties were in war and the imperial industry was crumbling. A woman who has been praised as "a snow moon in plain clothes, absolute beauty" is just unscrupulous in words and deeds and wild as the wind. How can such a person who makes the world sigh, in that devastated troubled times, be "unscrupulous like the wind"? A man who is completely opposite to "Su Yi Xue Yue", he is elegant and noble, and he is kind-hearted. How can such a person, who makes the Wulin in the world admire and submit, be "kind-hearted" in the troubled times when people are down and out? A noble-born post-Prince Guo, with great martial arts, arrogance, ambition and ambition in the world. How did this man, who was rated as "the king's domineering" by historians, achieve his "domineering" in the troubled times of repeated wars and defeats? A person who tells the world that "Qian Shan jade walked alone through the storm, and the world is full of regrets" is noble and kind. He is a jade family who is respected as "Heaven and Man" by the world. How could he be "merciful" in that eventful autumn? A beautiful and noble princess, with a charming appearance, is exquisite. How can she get the position of "Supreme Woman" in that faint palace? A delicate princess, who is famous for her talent and riding skills in the name of Wu Chuang, drew her sword at the present national disaster, only in the troubled times of heaven. How can she defend the people of her motherland? A prince of the post-Guo who lives in seclusion in the deep palace but attracts the attention of the world is mysterious, but deeply loved by Chinese people. In the troubled times of competition, did he live in seclusion or rush out of the abyss? Home country, can there be balance? Love and hate, how to distinguish? How to repay kindness? Which is more important, beauty or the world? Can those two moons match each other? Can those kings synchronize with each other? Can bully and "Heaven and Man" get what they want? There are many talented people in troubled times. It takes only two people to play chess at the top of the mountain, and only one person to master the supremacy of the world!

Crazy emperor

She gave her life for her family in her last life, but in this life, for the sake of her family, she would rather give up her skirt and run around the world in men's clothing. Don't be crazy, the most popular three princes in Longlin, rich, handsome, lazy, unrestrained and romantic. The most muddy and evil dude, the children of the royal family of the seven countries, who smell the color change from top to bottom in Kyoto, all hate the gnashing' demons'. If you can't do it, you can't. The greatest skill is to get into trouble and cheat. The biggest hobby is to enjoy flirting with beautiful women, regardless of gender. The world is a secret way. It is better to hang yourself if you have a child like the Third Prince. The world is in chaos, selling cigarettes! With a wave of her robe, she became extremely arrogant, from a "disaster prince" who hated ghosts and gods to the founder of the celestial pole gate in the whole Mukden mainland of Weah-the saint, who was proud of the world and laughed and achieved great success. She held a sword and smiled proudly. She was drunk and lying on the battlefield, laughing at the handsome man in Jiangshan. She is crazy, she is proud, because she has this capital. Let's see, from another world, how she captured the hearts of countless handsome guys and beautiful women in the troubled times when the seven countries stood side by side, made great achievements and wrote the most legendary one. The heroine in the article is powerful, dark-bellied, cold-blooded and heartless, but she still can't stop the exuberant and excessive peach blossom luck. You can't escape a laundry list when looking for marriage.

Huang Huangdi

A story about love and hate, life and death, the world, and people's hearts is calm on the surface but intense on the bone. It is a long journey suitable for chewing the depth between ambiguity and lips and teeth, just as the cold leaves are faint, the palace lanterns are not extinguished, the wind rolls the jade curtain and the gold hooks are dazzling, and the smoke from the Zijin Lily Ding is curling and a ray of agarwood is shining. At the bottom of the incense ash, with a touch of dark red Mars, waiting for the moment of vigorous burning with silent power. Who rules the world when the wind blows and the phoenix dances? This gorgeous era, this rich empire, these stunning and intelligent men and women, these deep-rooted conspiracies and everlasting grievances are all entangled in the boundless historical blueprint because of love and nostalgia, lovesickness and separation. Now, open it.

Yanqing tianxia

If I meet you in this life, it's because the spring breeze forgot to cover each other's breath, so that if you realize something in the vast sea of people, I can't help looking back at you. Then let me remember you, from the yellow corner to the white hair, every yesterday is more distinct than today, just like the end of the inkstone, rice paper and lake pen, with several beautiful red sandalwood scrolls spread out, each of which is in black and white, dripping and vivid. The days I spend with you in this life are joyful songs, clear language, melodies fiddled by willows and blue waves, and peach blossoms with one tune. And after leaving you, the new fu made by grass, every sentence, is sad in the bone. From then on, who will accompany me, thinking of the Milky Way, and ringing the bells and drums every year. -Ying Jie in troubled times, who pays for that spoony smile? Who can kill two birds with one stone? Love and hate are inseparable. Who is the moon? This mighty wind, this gorgeous world, the ups and downs of the rivers and lakes, and the demon fire in this palace have all passed by. In the end, it is not enough for the beloved, and the whole city is smiling. Look behind the veil of history in the world of mortals, the nameless princess of Daming has a beautiful life.

Fire of the god of war

As a down-and-out aristocrat in a remote town, she is a direct descendant, but she has become worse than a low-level slave.

Rapi was born again and his talent was awakened.

Mysterious life experience, confusing.

Suddenly, she became a dazzling star on the horizon.

From then on, she walked out of this nameless town and set foot on the vast continent of magical martial arts.

Since then, fate has opened her stunning legend!

Stunning men and rare women are crazy about it. ...

Mingshan: His Royal Highness the Prince of the Glorious Empire, with black hair and white clothes, is spotless. When one day, a unkempt and unkempt flame appeared in front of him, he frowned in disgust: "Do you want to come in for dinner? Go and wash first! "

When the situation changes—

"Flame, I am your uncle, but I am also your person, a part of your body, I am dead, you are still alive, you are dead, I can't live ..."

-Mingshan

Xiao Duodun: The little prince of the Fran Empire, a six-year-old kid, saw the fire at first sight. The immature child really has a pair of big eyes: "Beauty, I like you, please associate with me!" "

"At that time, I was a child and didn't know what love was. However, when I first met a flame beauty, I fell in love with her at first sight. That kind of love makes me want to integrate myself into her blood and bone marrow and never separate from her. Without her, I would die. When fate finally came to an end, I realized that all this had its own arrangements. "

Female host Xia Tian

The female host is ancient and strange, and her abdomen is dark and powerful. After her rebirth, all kinds of adventures made her a legend at that time.

In the past, she was born with a double degree, with a genius-like mind and rich knowledge. Who would have thought that a genius in the eyes of the world turned out to be the boss behind the mafia, and the mafia made a scene. I don't know how many times it rolled in a pool of blood, and life and death were only in an instant. No one has seen her true face, because everyone who has seen her died under her silver needle. In this life, at the age of eight, she has a reputation as a waste and has become the object of ridicule.

As a new student, she is evil, charming and crazy in the mainland, which makes countless people crazy. Her arrogance makes more people crazy about her. She is very clever, and countless people are intoxicated by her deep eyes.

In a different world, how many surprises can she bring to this world, what can magic and martial arts physique bring to her, and what will she do in the face of his infatuation, his gentleness and his silent dedication?

He said, "If you have wind, I am willing to follow it. Don't leave me. I can't even breathe without you. "

He said, "I will support a dark kingdom for you, and you will be my queen."

He said: "This world is only the world of the strong. In order to protect you, I will be strong at all costs. "

This article is a fantasy, which contains many fantastic ideas. I watch it every day. I hope you will support me.

I'll explain it to you here. The magic and martial arts majors here are quarrelling.

The grades of quarrelling are: red: orange: yellow: green: blue: blue: purple, and the quarrelling of each color is divided into nine grades.

High-level spirit quarrellers are boundless, Dafa spirit quarrellers are celestial spirit quarrellers, holy spirit quarrellers are supreme spirit quarrellers, and "every spirit quarrelling is divided into nine levels"

The woman's own characteristics-the diviner's body-take the fruit of wisdom and become a spiritual body-with the increasing skill, she has the ability to summon all animals, and there are 32 kinds of illusions when she reaches the spirit of heaven.

Contract beast

Contracts are divided into blood contracts and guardian contracts.

Blood Contract Beast: When the master's skill rises, the beast also rises, but when the master dies, the blood contract beast disappears.

Guardian deed: the master's skill increase has nothing to do with the beast. The beast practices by himself, but the master will die and the guardian will not die.

Mammal upgrade: cub-beast-super beast-sky super beast-holy guide super beast-ultimate mutant super beast. Each advanced level is divided into twelve levels. When you enter the sky, you can change your human form.

Ink snake madness

Male host: Rosen

Species: ink snake trying to climb from 3000 to 4000.

Temperament: cruel, cold-blooded, heartless, bloodthirsty, promiscuous ... (imagine yourself, in short, it has nothing to do with kindness)

Occupation: I do nothing but eat people, smoke essence, wander around and harm people.

Gender: male (reader said: you don't have to say stupid Liu, we also know it's a male, you said it's a male! Liu: Well, it seems so! Climb down)

Motto: as long as I want it, I can't get it without it! I really want to beat up! But I dare not, for fear of being eaten! )

Lady: Leng Cha.

Species: human. (PS: human beings belong to the more harmful category. Well, when they grow up, they set up several biochemical research institutes. In addition, from time to time, they sell some human organs to the leaders of a certain country to make huge profits, and occasionally sell several batches of different quantities of arms to add fuel to the fire of war-torn countries. They have hundreds of thousands of brothers. Young people will collect protection money, fight, cheat, blackmail and do anything! )

Occupation: Through the above introduction, what does the hostess do? I don't need to say more!

Temperament: She has all negative qualities except kindness, enthusiasm and sense of justice.

Gender: female, no, no, it's female.

Motto: those who follow me live, those who oppose me die! (Liu: whoops ... what a terrible woman! Leng Cha: Say it again? Isn't that how you set it? How dare you call me terrible? Liu: Whoops ... I dare not! Crawl away again )

A fearless modern black woman (underworld boss, I will call her' black woman' for short) meets an ink snake brother who doesn't know what compassion is?

What happens when a cold-blooded selfish brother who thinks he is the worst in the world meets a' black woman' who is crazier and more proud than him?

Six-year-old snake queen

Ah-

A scream disturbed her good dream, ya drop, which dare to disturb this young lady's sleep regardless.

Yes, something is wrong. How did she become a little white snake?

Are you wearing it?

Wear it for the sake of this snake's noble position. She accepted this ridiculous crossing. But she refused to be a six-year-old silly princess who was too kind to be even. She is who she is, unique and cold.

Pat her ass. She left. A six-year-old girl can also set off waves and play with the world in her palm.

Save the snow wolf, collect the fox, lower the mink and catch the golden snake. We are half man and half demon.

Yes, this old woman with a palette wants to play her own game. Good. She won't be killed.

But who is this man? I can't believe I want to stop her from having fun. However, seeing that his appearance is not bad and his servility is strong enough, she is reluctant to let him spend his life atoning.

He is a noble prince of Yueyan country, handsome and peerless, with a pair of purple pupils that hook people's hearts, extremely cold and arrogant. Stepping on the admiring eyes of the daughters, what, an unintentional move attracted a hot little girl. Obviously, she is only six years old, but she attracts his attention more than a young woman. Who is she?

Nine-year-old demon queen

Introduction The little witch began to grow up;

I heard that her birth was a mistake.

Her delicate maid mother met the father of the drunken general, and she was born. The servant girl's mother became the general's concubine, but she was a wicked concubine who was forgotten by the general she slept with, excluded by other concubines and murdered. I conceived in October and gave birth to her, but I reported my face early.

Without her father's pain and her mother's love, she still lives wonderfully. You know, in fact, she is a beauty from 2 1 century, with 200 wisdom, first-class boxing and mysterious spiritual strength. Want to bully her? Go to hell! Despise her and find a cigarette. Dare to command her, owe a flat.

No matter you are my father or the king Lao Zi, if you dare to mess with me, I will show you what a little witch is.

Not in line with the ceremony? Palace rules? Ancestral system?

It's all bullshit in his eyes, and he's at night. The youngest king of Tianyao Dynasty ascended the throne at the age of twelve. In just six years, he became the emperor of the world. Arrogance, there is nothing he can't get, as long as he wants it. Determined to challenge those pedantic old guys, he set up a nine-year-old little witch as the queen at the general's house in Zhenbei.

Little witch in the world? Arrogant? He likes it. He just wants to see how this nine-year-old girl is taller than him.

Into the palace? Queen?

She looked up at the handsome man taller than herself. Yeah, not bad. Look at her heart; The figure is also strong, and she is qualified to be a private mobile sedan chair; Personality, although arrogant, but can you be crazier than her? Anyway, the general's office is tired of staying. Let's play somewhere else.

Tyrant, this palace comes from modern times.

Once crossed, it becomes a vivid ancient version of Cinderella, a lamb that only needs to be slaughtered by two big sisters.

Joke! Who is she? How can you be slaughtered? She should kill someone, right?

Hit her? All right! Whichever hand hits her, she will waste your hand!

Let her get married Well, as long as you can leave this house!

Her future husband is a bloodthirsty tyrant? It doesn't matter, she is the most outstanding killer of modern TUH. He is bloodthirsty, so she is bloodthirsty and cruel than him!

Never believe in eternity, it is better to marry her, and the prince will divorce her!

On the wedding night, the rumored bloodthirsty tyrant turned out to be a big broken glasses. He, the fourth prince of the dynasty, turned purple and trembled all over, coughing repeatedly: "I'm sorry, my king, princess, my king used to ... uh-huh ... it's really not easy to have sex ..."

Her eyes were cold and vaguely evoked a smile: "Your Majesty, it doesn't matter, I know how to do it!"

She lay in bed, right in front of him, reached out and punctured her membrane. ...

She knows that they must complete their marriage, which is a condition, a condition of freedom!

How charming the country is, attracting countless heroes.

Who is in charge of ups and downs, my generation laughs at mountains and mountains.