Who can tell an interesting joke?

A thief sneaked into a heavily guarded place in the middle of the night. After opening the vault with great difficulty, he found it was full of jelly. . . The tired and hungry thief ate all the jelly in a rage and left. The headline of the local newspaper the next day was: "Shocked! Amethyst ku was madly stolen.

1. I couldn't sleep last night. I fell asleep while counting the moon. 2. centipede: it feels strange to wear shoes in the morning. How can I have more pairs of shoes for no reason? Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence. Every time I catch a bloodsucking mosquito, I will calm down and give him an ideological education, and then tell him that I can't do this anymore. . . . Slap him to death with the last slap.