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Wonderful lyrics borrowed by Wang

Wang: On March 3rd, in Tomb-Sweeping Day, Miss Wang went for an outing, leaving six or seven students behind. Everyone dragged me to gamble, and I didn't want to lose eight strings of money and I couldn't afford the light energy. I want to go home and ask for money, but I'm afraid my parents will scold me. Zhangjiawan has relatives, and I want to borrow money from her family. I have nothing to say when I meet my cousin. I couldn't help asking my second uncle Zhang Duan IV to lend me money to pay me back, so I kept thinking, and then I came to Zhangjiawan. Peach, pink, willow and green came to my uncle's front door. Give it a push-

Zhang: Here comes my baby.

Zhang: Suddenly, I heard a loud noise outside the door. My parents must have gone home. They quickly put the knitting needle on the wool, opened the door for my parents and opened it by hand.

Zhang: Sure enough, my cousin came, and my little sister saluted my cousin first.

Wang: I'm in a hurry to return the gift.

Zhang: It's windy outside, so it's hard to talk. Go in with your sister and ask your cousin to go in first. What brings you to Zhangjiawan?

Wang: When you came in, you didn't wait for me to speak first. My cousin's mouth soon took the lead. My uncle and aunt came to say hello, and I asked my parents to say hello. It is difficult to borrow money because my uncle is not at home. I said goodbye to my little sister and turned around.

Zhang: I quickly stepped forward to stop it. What can I do for my cousin's arrival? Go talk to my sister.

Wang: I should have told her the truth, but it's no use. I thought my cousin was young, so I lied to her, cousin! On March 3rd, in Tomb-Sweeping Day, my classmates asked me to drive to the mountain, bought paper, pens and ink, and spent eight strings of three. I went home to ask for money, so I came to your house to borrow money.

Zhang: My uncle will pay your tuition, so I don't owe you money. You tell me the truth, and my sister will pay for it. If you don't tell the truth, it's hard to lend me some money!

Wang: My sister exposed my shortcomings, so it is difficult to borrow money without telling the truth. I should tell you the truth. My sister will laugh. On March 3rd in Tomb-Sweeping Day, my classmates pulled me-

Zhang: What?

Wang:-I went gambling and lost eight strings of money in one game. I was asked to pay back the money on the spot, forcing my cousin to come here to borrow money. My cousin borrowed money and I paid it back. From now on, I won't gamble.

Zhang: I heard that my cousin lost money and was impatient. Since my sister promised you, you haven't come to pay New Year greetings for three years, saying that you are too thin to show up and dare to gamble behind your husband's back. If you win, you have to pay it back if you lose. It doesn't matter if I don't return it. It doesn't matter what my sister does. If you want to come, you should leave quickly. My parents are not at home, and I have no money.

Wang: My elder sister scolded me once, and she blushed speechless. It doesn't matter whether I borrow it or not. I shouldn't be ashamed of myself. Today, I'm going home. I told my parents the truth and got beaten up. My parents paid me back. Don't come to my house, and I won't go to your door. Our relatives will forget it, and we will return it from now on! Take a step back angrily—

Zhang: I hurried forward and grabbed my clothes. I'm joking with you. Don't take jokes as truth. Everyone says you have a big temper. In my opinion, you are sharper than Maimang. Didn't lend me money. I'll borrow money from you elsewhere. You can borrow money from Sister Chunlan in the East Hospital to pay you back.

Wang: If you tell her the truth, she will scold me when she finds out.

Zhang: Scolding who you are has nothing to do with scolding who she is.

Wang: I don't care whether you scold or not. Say hello to me.

Zhang: Cousin, don't be embarrassed. What's your greeting to the young couple who haven't gone through the door yet? Dear cousin, wait here, borrow money from your sister, stand aside in the backyard, and your sister will come to play with her.

Zhang Chunlan: My parents went to Dongzhuang for a long time and never came back. I heard someone calling outside the door. It turns out that my elder sister is here. Take my elder sister to the embroidery room, and my elder sister will bring you tea.

Zhang: I'm not here to learn tricks from you. I'm here to help you get the money. You're getting married in the new year, so I don't mind helping you with your work.

Zhang Chunlan: Forget the needle and thread. The mere mention of needle and thread annoys me. I have an unbuttoned coat, and I haven't connected it for a while. You help your sister, and I'll mend it for you when you go out.

Zhang: A guest has come to my house. Please accompany him there.

Zhang Chunlan: If I were a relative, I would go. If I were an outsider, I wouldn't vote.

Zhang: The guest mentioned just now is my sister's relative.

Zhang: Sister, don't be prude. You know what you're pretending. The king came to Wangjiazhuang. Whose face is it and whose lang is it?

Zhang Chunlan: I'm glad to hear that word. Pretend to be angry and impatient. Besides, go away and don't chat in my house.

Zhang Chunlan: You said you came to see Wang. Why did he come to Zhangjiawan?

Zhang: My cousin goes to school in Nanjing, and his classmates drag him to gamble. He lost eight strings of money at once, borrowed money and came to Zhangjiawan. He asked me to borrow money, but I didn't. I borrowed money from my sister on purpose, and my sister lent it to my cousin in order not to embarrass him. Sister, if you have money, just borrow it-

Zhang Chunlan: Chunlan had an accident. She changed her face when she turned around. I'm impatient when you say that. His parents provided for him to read the book. He shouldn't gamble behind his back. It doesn't matter if you don't pay me back, and it doesn't matter what your sister does. You are his aunt, so you should try to repay him.

Zhang: My sister said such a thing, and I was very angry. I don't care if you borrow it or not. Why should I return it to him? My sister came home today and told him a embellishment. Cousin walked in the middle of the road, not jumped into the bay when jumping into the river. Wang died halfway. I see you-it's hard to find such a good son-in-law without getting in the way!

Zhang Chunlan: Sister-don't turn your back on your sister. Sister is joking with you. Don't take it to heart. Come back, come back, my sister will find a way to pay him back.

Zhang Chunlan: My sister looked at people outside the door and turned to get clothes, silver flowers wrapped in snake belts, two dragons playing with pearls and ancient copper coins, five coats and jackets, and three pieces of cotton. The first is a red cotton-padded jacket, and the second is a Roland shirt. The embroidered quilt is new, but red trousers hasn't worn it. The clothes are all red skirts, and the two ribbons have not been embroidered yet. I'm afraid there are not enough clothes. I stole my mother's 800 yuan and put it in my mother's 800 yuan. Call my sister later, and I'll wrap my clothes. Here are five pieces of clothes and three pieces of cotton. I'm afraid there are not enough clothes. There is a good word for you. Give me the ticket when the pawnshop opens, and my sister will get the clothes herself. He knew the date of his home, so he didn't delay her getting on the sedan chair. Take the package and go-