Five humorous father-son dialogues, 20 to 50 words.

Son: "Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant and I want to marry her."

Dad: "Which one?"

Son: "and that!" " Didn't I show it to you last time I went home? "

Dad: "Ah, I remember. I don't like you that much. "

Son: "She said I was honest and reliable. You and my mother can discuss it. If I can, I can take it back for the New Year and discuss when to get married. "

Dad: "Are you sure she is pregnant with you? Being a father is not happy. "

Son: ". . . I know my dad. "

Dad: "Don't follow dad's old path."

Son: "Don't worry."

Son: "What? Dad, what did you just say? ! ! "

DuDu. . . .