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Peeling oranges and coquetry words and lines
1. Eat oranges? Eat, I'll skin you, but I won't eat. I'll skin you. You have a thick skin. The goblin tried to skin you again and again, but it was invulnerable. Oh, old pig, monkey says hello to you, pig, you are happy!
2. Pick an orange, it will make your mouth water, peel off the skin and take out a petal. The orange petals are like a curved moon. Take a bite in your mouth. Juice will soon fill your mouth.
You peeled an orange on a lazy afternoon in winter, and your hands were full of sunshine. You can turn around and see his mouth up and look at you. The kitten is pulling in your arms with the hero and heroine of the idol drama, and suddenly you laugh out the happiness you want, but that's all.
4. Peel off the orange, and pieces of crescent-shaped orange petals gather together like small lanterns.
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