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The latest complete works of txt in the Heaven of Rebirth

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Rebirth, path to god

Author: avoid beauty

Questions about the kingdom

Update time 2011-1-kloc-0/0 7: 36:16 words: 48

Add gas

do breathing exercise

Refine spirit and return to deficiency

Goddess-a beautiful woman

Xuanxian

Xian Zhen

Taiyi Xuanxian

Taiyi gold line

Luo Jinxian,

Junior college students

sensible

Taishangsheng (heaven, gap level)

On the classification of magic weapon grades

Update time 2011-1-kloc-0/2 3: 06: 06 words: 5 1

The day after tomorrow, I will taste Lingbao.

The day after tomorrow, Zhongpin Lingbao.

Tian Hou Shang pin Lingbao

The best Lingbao the day after tomorrow

Xian Tian Xia pin ling Bao

Inherent traditional Chinese medicine Lingbao

Xian sheng Shang pin Lingbao

Congenital treasure

Chaos is a treasure;

Send a joke to adjust the atmosphere ~ ~

Update time 2011-1-kloc-0/0:13: 43 words: 45 15.

Angry teacher answer sheet

1. "the bright line at the foot of my bed", the next sentence students fill in "Li Bai's sleeping sound" …

2. Under the sentence "Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang", he actually filled in "the same smell" … The marking teacher immediately fainted …

3. Tao Yuanming's "Don't bend over for five buckets of rice", that classmate boldly wrote "Just give me six buckets" …

4. "If you are poor, you will be alone", and the next sentence is "If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines".

5. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the next sentence is "Tortoise crawls by the river in Dongcun"?

6. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky will be old", and the next sentence "If people are affectionate, they will die early"?

7. "Glowing glass of wine", the next sentence is "a lot of money and beautiful women" …

8. "Looking back at that year, the iron horse of Jin Ge", the next sentence "Look at the present, pester and fight" …

9. That's enough! "Luoyang's relatives and friends are like asking each other", and the students said to "Please don't tell him" …

10. "If the relationship between two people is long-lasting," the students said, "It's time for two people to get married."

1 1. "People hate less when books are used", and students are right that "there is not enough money at the end of the month" ...