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The latest complete works of txt in the Heaven of Rebirth
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Rebirth, path to god
Author: avoid beauty
Questions about the kingdom
Update time 2011-1-kloc-0/0 7: 36:16 words: 48
Add gas
do breathing exercise
Refine spirit and return to deficiency
Goddess-a beautiful woman
Xuanxian
Xian Zhen
Taiyi Xuanxian
Taiyi gold line
Luo Jinxian,
Junior college students
sensible
Taishangsheng (heaven, gap level)
On the classification of magic weapon grades
Update time 2011-1-kloc-0/2 3: 06: 06 words: 5 1
The day after tomorrow, I will taste Lingbao.
The day after tomorrow, Zhongpin Lingbao.
Tian Hou Shang pin Lingbao
The best Lingbao the day after tomorrow
Xian Tian Xia pin ling Bao
Inherent traditional Chinese medicine Lingbao
Xian sheng Shang pin Lingbao
Congenital treasure
Chaos is a treasure;
Send a joke to adjust the atmosphere ~ ~
Update time 2011-1-kloc-0/0:13: 43 words: 45 15.
Angry teacher answer sheet
1. "the bright line at the foot of my bed", the next sentence students fill in "Li Bai's sleeping sound" …
2. Under the sentence "Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang", he actually filled in "the same smell" … The marking teacher immediately fainted …
3. Tao Yuanming's "Don't bend over for five buckets of rice", that classmate boldly wrote "Just give me six buckets" …
4. "If you are poor, you will be alone", and the next sentence is "If you are rich, you will have wives and concubines".
5. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the next sentence is "Tortoise crawls by the river in Dongcun"?
6. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky will be old", and the next sentence "If people are affectionate, they will die early"?
7. "Glowing glass of wine", the next sentence is "a lot of money and beautiful women" …
8. "Looking back at that year, the iron horse of Jin Ge", the next sentence "Look at the present, pester and fight" …
9. That's enough! "Luoyang's relatives and friends are like asking each other", and the students said to "Please don't tell him" …
10. "If the relationship between two people is long-lasting," the students said, "It's time for two people to get married."
1 1. "People hate less when books are used", and students are right that "there is not enough money at the end of the month" ...
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