What are the math jokes?

A statistician who has never taken care of his children reluctantly agreed to take care of four young and active children when his wife went shopping on Saturday afternoon. When his wife came home, he handed her a note that read:

"Wipe tears 1 1 time; Tie shoelaces 15 times; Blow toy balloons for each child five times, and the average life of each balloon is 10 second; Warning children not to cross the road 26 times; The child insisted on crossing the road 26 times; I want to do it again on Saturday. "

A male teacher said to two noisy female students, "The voices of two women are like the cries of a thousand ducks."

After a while, the teacher's wife came to visit him. One of the female students came to report it. "Teacher, there are 500 ducks outside the door to see you."

A statistician met a mathematician, and the statistician made fun of the mathematician and said:

Not that if x = y and y = z, then x = z! Then I think if you like a girl, then you will also like the boy that the girl likes! ? "

The mathematician thought for a moment and asked.

Then you put your left hand in a pot of 100 degree boiling water, and your right hand in a pot of 0 degree ice water, and you'll be fine! Because they are only 50 degrees on average! "

There was a couple who were really desperate, so the husband had to let his wife be princesa. One day, a guest who was driving stopped in front of his wife and asked, "How much did it cost to sleep last time?" The wife said, "Please wait a moment. So he ran to ask her husband, and he said, "Three thousand. ""The wife ran back and told the guests the price. The guest said, "I don't have much money with me, so how much does it cost to masturbate for me?" So the wife ran back and asked her husband, who said, "1 thousand." "The wife ran back to tell the guests the price. When the guest agreed, he took out a 20-cm-long reproductive organ from his pants! ! So the wife ran to her husband and asked him, "can we lend him 2000 yuan?" 」

This error comes from the calculator that came with Microsoft windows (start the attachment calculator).

1. When you try to divide 92 16 by 96 and press the = key, the calculator doesn't respond! ! ! And 92 16 divided by 97, 98 is normal.

There's another mistake. When you try to divide 24000 by 96 and press the = key, the computer actually shows your name! ! ! Very interesting ...