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Drunk is easy to get drunk. What interesting things did you or your friends do when they were drunk?
Once I drank too much, I wanted to tell a story to my classmates. From Snow White to Snow White, I gave Snow White a good compliment. I don't remember what I said anyway. According to my classmate, the effect is that Snow White is the only princess who doesn't need a prince. Later, I felt that the brain hole was very big.
He also talked about Song Jiang, Song Jiang and Lin Chong, and Gao Qiu. It is said that he also criticized Shi Naian. After waking up, of course, I apologized to Liang Shanbo for a while.
The funniest thing is my friend. Our common feature is that we can talk very much. Anyway, it's endless. It's boring.
My classmate stood up and walked out, saying, "XXX, you accompany me to the toilet. I didn't eat enough just now." Later, when the only sober classmate said this, my first reaction was: Have you not eaten enough shit?
I have done too many shameful things, and since then I have been sober and abstinent. After all, I don't have the strength and am small.
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