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Why did Erlong Liu take Yu Xiaogang away from Bibidong by routine?

That's true. Does Erlong Liu know? Since ancient times, love can't stay, only routines have won people's hearts? The true meaning of this sentence.

At that time, Yu Xiaogang's love for Erlong Liu came to an abrupt end on his wedding night, leaving only regrets and sad memories. Even hiding in the small city of Notting City, living by college, but not teaching, is tantamount to freeloading, which has caused controversy among countless people, showing how miserable it is. But that's all. For 20 years, he didn't go to Erlong Liu, but he turned himself into an unhappy middle-aged man. He can stand loneliness and emotional hurt, but he really doesn't care so much about his lover.

When Yu Xiaogang accepted the twin martial soul Tang San, things slowly changed. Tang San's mother is not here, and his father is the shopkeeper of cutting. More importantly, Yu Xiaogang really likes himself as a student. Good talent, hard work, good luck, never lost a battle. This kind of student is well educated and can completely prevent old age. Of course, this also proves that his theory is established in an absolute sense. His ability is not a powerful martial spirit, but it is not a waste. His family background in the last three cases enabled him to get in touch with the top society and the top martial spirit, and it was possible to help Tang San on the biggest growth line. So he arranged for Tang San to go to Shrek College founded by his good friend Flanders.

Then when the software and hardware level of the college can be improved, Yu Xiaogang also supports it with both hands. As a result, when he tried to integrate into Tiandu Royal College, he was taken to Lamba College by Flanders. Although Yu Xiaogang doesn't know the details of the school, Flanders does. In this way, Yu Xiaogang was brought to the front of Erlong Liu.

In addition, Erlong Liu deeply loves Yu Xiaogang. After 20 years of waiting, she has no scruples about those blood relations and just wants to be with Yu Xiaogang. All right, here comes the routine.

The first way is to send it to the college and change its name to Shrek. The original Shrek teacher and students accepted that all the important positions were taken. Then confess in private, this is not a routine. It belongs to reviewing past feelings and wooing each other's feelings.

The second routine is Flanders' trick to win the heart of Yu Xiaogang's student Tang San for Erlong Liu. Then, Flanders also presented a coup: as long as you are not embarrassed, we will play dumb. When they went to the Star Forest Soul Hunting Ring together, they tied them together. Two tents, one for the students and one for the teacher. Erlong Liu slept on the edge of the bed, and Yu Xiaogang was next to her. Flanders' plan is: You two can do whatever you want, and Zhao Wuji and I will block the five senses, so that we can find trouble with you. It's up to you. Erlong Liu threw herself, and Yu Xiaogang easily stirred the heartstrings, but the spirit beast outside came. I was so angry that Erlong Liu rushed out of the tent to fight the spirit beast, but Flanders and Zhao Wuji didn't know that the sky was falling outside because of the five senses, and the students were beaten by the spirit beast.

The third routine, Erlong Liu recognized Xiaowu as his adopted daughter. After seeing Tang San's weight in Xiao Gang's mind, Erlong Liu started from Tang San, and in addition to being good to Tang San, he also accepted Tang San's girlfriend Xiao Wu as his adopted daughter.

The fourth routine is Erlong Liu's little tricks. Erlong Liu's ideas about Xiaogang are always obedient, sometimes feminine, sometimes domineering to protect him, and when he mentions his rival in love, he also expresses a little woman's anger, all of which show Yu Xiaogang that I love you. In this way, Yu Xiaogang is very helpless. In front of rival Bi Bidong, Erlong Liu showed all kinds of love, firmly holding Yu Xiaogang's arm, showing his lover with charm and showing his rival in love with possession.