A humorous story told to her boyfriend.

1, considerate boyfriend boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells good!" The cash-strapped boy said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we'll walk to the front of the restaurant again." 2. When my younger brother E799BE5BAA6E78988E69D8331333262366363 takes the bus, a beautiful girl in the bus always looks at him. The younger brother thought: the girl may be interested in herself, and she can't help but be flattered. The girl got off at the station. The younger brother immediately followed. The girl walked in front and looked back from time to time. The younger brother got up the courage to run forward and said humorously, "Miss, why do you always look at me?" Is there a grain of rice on my face? The girl glared at him and said, "Are you sick?" I know. I still don't wipe it. "I'm here on business. A man is on a business trip. When he arrived at his destination, he found there was no parking space, so he had to park his car on the road. He left a note under the wiper that said, "I'm here on business. "When I came back, I got a red ticket under the wiper, and there was a note under the note:" Me too. "4. Smoking A student learned to smoke. One day, he walked out of school after school and just took out a cigarette from his pocket, only to find that the class teacher didn't know when he had stood in front of him. Seeing the teacher's eyes wide open, he trembled with fear. The teacher roared, "Don't you dare smoke!" The students immediately threw their cigarettes on the ground. The teacher shouted again, "Don't you dare to waste it!" After listening, the students quickly picked it up from the ground and handed it to the teacher. The teacher didn't answer and roared, "How dare you bribe!" The students quickly stuffed them into their pockets. The teacher shouted even more angrily, "Do you dare to do it again?" The students were at a loss and cried with a "wow". Alas! ..... poor baby ~ even the heart is dead. 5. Where do I know Euler: "Mom, can I ask you a question? "Mom:" Yes, you can. "Euler:" When I was born, where did you know my name was Euler? "6. Best Service Award One day, my cousin and I went to catch a bus and finally got one, but there were so many people on the bus that the front door could not be squeezed in. We had to swipe our cards at the front door and get on the bus from the back door, but there were too many people on the bus to squeeze in the back door. So, the driver's big brother discussed with us: I'll start the car first, drive slowly, and you run behind the car. My cousin and I both wondered: What is the solution? But there is no way but to run after the car. Seeing that the car was about ten meters away, all of a sudden, the passengers on the car couldn't stay up, all of them fell to the front of the car, and the back door suddenly gave up a big place. At this time, the driver's big brother proudly greeted us: hurry up, hurry up ... 7. A rude man ran into the bank and said to the counter lady, "I want to open an account of XX! "Receptionist:" No problem, sir, but you don't need to use that tone! " Rude: Can you hurry up? Help me fix this damn account, I'm anxious! "receptionist:" sir, I'm not used to this tone! " "Rude:" Don't waste my time. Can you help me get an account for XX? Desk lady: "Excuse me, sir, I think I should invite our manager out!" " ! ""Then the counter girl ran into the manager's office and complained to the manager. After a while, the manager comforted the young lady and came out to argue with the rude man: "It seems that there is some trouble here. Can you tell me what happened? " Rude man: "I just want to open an account of XX and deposit the 100 million yuan lottery money I just won in XX, okay?" The bank manager immediately pointed to the counter lady and said, "I apologize on behalf of this fool!" " "8. SMS As soon as the Spring Festival arrives, messages about holiday wishes are overwhelming. People take the initiative to send text messages, and naturally they have to reciprocate. Quickly reply with your thumb. In the long run, the phone is hot, my fingers are sore, but my heart is warm. After the new year, this finger will be adjusted, and if something happens, take out your mobile phone. On this day, I received the news from our leader: the year is over; People are tired of running; Spend all your money; There are fewer text messages; Nobody cares; Then go to work honestly. 9, seven dollars A woman took counterfeit money to buy breakfast, and the stall owner was annoyed: "Elder sister, you can forget about the counterfeit money, at least it is printed, and your bill is actually painted! Forget drawing, to say the least. You can draw ten pieces, five pieces or seven pieces! 10, a credible gift A robber walked into a jewelry store, pointed a pistol at the boss and said, "Give me the ring, hurry up!" "The boss scared to death, pass a diamond ring. The robber looked at it carefully and shouted, "if I change it to a cheaper one, I have to convince my fiancee that this is a classic joke I bought: a couple just got married and their husband is still in the army." One day, the husband received a letter from his wife, which said: I am in OOO, and you are in the army. The husband didn't understand the meaning, so he went to ask his brothers in the army to help him translate. He asked a Chinese department, and I was at home. He thought it was wrong whether you were in the army or not, so he asked a math major, "I walk around at home and you walk around in the army." He also thought it was wrong, so he found a chemical professional explanation: I was oxygenated at home (itchy), and you were oxygenated in the army (itchy), and he immediately asked for leave to go home ... 5438+0 Who is the king of beasts? ● What kind of people will appear after the death of two zoo directors? ● What hats can't people wear in movie 3? ● Nut 4 What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note 5 what is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right Ear 6 What water can never be used up? ● Tears 7 What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet 8. The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short 9 Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is a penguin 10 What English letter is the most popular and listened to by the most people? ●CD 1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die. 12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. ● Temper 13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic Flower 14 Why does Chang 'e like to live on the moon? ● Chang moths love rabbit meat 15 Where is the narrowest road? ● The road to go is very narrow. What's the name of farting before death? Someone knocks at the door, and you never say come in? ● In the toilet 18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety Island on the Road 19 Where is the safest place when the earth explodes? ● Hell 20 A group of henpecked men are getting together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly I heard that their wife was coming, and everyone was running away, except one. Why? ● Scared me to death. 2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It's Ping Zi 22. What words are used all over the world? ● Arabic numeral 23 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? ● Because they are mother and son, 24 pairs of father and son bought E799BE5BAE6E59B9E7AD 943133262366363 hats. Why did they only buy three hats? ● Grandpa, Dad and Son Why can't 25 hammers hammer eggs? Of course the hammer won't break. Do you love me? Hundred B: Love! A: how to prove it? B took out thirty dollars and asked, do you have ten dollars back? A: Yes. B put forty dollars on the table and said, that! Forty (factual answer) is just around the corner! Xiaoming made a serious mistake. His mother was very angry. She wrote it down and asked Xiao Ming to apologize to the Bodhisattva, saying, "Don't get up until the Bodhisattva gets up." Soon, Xiaoming went to play until his mother said angrily, "Did the Bodhisattva make you get up?" The trail said, "No, but he is better than me."