A review of a good movie! About 1500 words! Urgent need!

Ten thousand years ago-the promise of the United States, even worse.

After seeing Roland in the cinema? 6? 1 emory's "ten thousand years ago", I slowly walked out of the cinema, and a brother next to me angrily pointed to the poster of the movie and scolded: TMD doesn't have this shot! ! !

There is a primitive man with his back to the cliff on the poster, holding a spear and glaring at a saber-toothed tiger. Obviously, this poster tells the audience that there will be a magnificent battle of the primitive PK saber-toothed tiger in the film. Think about Song Wu, our tiger hero. What is it compared with this hominid brother born 10000 years ago? Perhaps because of the times, this brother should be about the same height as brother Song Wu, but unarmed combat is bigger than Jingyang Ganghu, no, saber-toothed tiger is several times bigger than Zhenglong Lake ~! How can you not watch such a cool movie?

However, you were fooled by the poster, just like me, just like that abusive brother. If you can still play with QUICKTIME and download trailers, it will be even worse for you. There are saber-toothed tigers, but they are actually cameos, not even supporting roles. The original PK saber-toothed tiger that all beings expect does not exist at all. In the film, the two brothers have a good relationship, except for the flattering words "follow you and have meat to eat".

Vent your dissatisfaction and let's go back to the movie itself! How to evaluate ...

To tell you the truth, I'm a little resigned. There is definitely a position to evaluate a movie, but what kind of movie should it be? Dare not say, dare not say, let's see what the film shows!

Suppose we understand the director's intention in the spirit of completely trusting the film.

First of all, the ancestors of terrorists are terrorists, and their terrorist tactics have been passed down from generation to generation for 10 thousand years.

I don't know if a paleontologist dug up a pile of fossil dregs 10 thousand years ago and struggled all his life. He was identified as a primitive terrorist of Arab origin, and the cause of death at that time was suicide bombing. I think only this amazing scientific event can stimulate the director's imagination and draw the conclusion that even 10 thousand years ago, the scum who threatened the free life of mankind had distinct Arab characteristics. I mean, with a modern concept, the director can easily separate justice from evil in films featuring primitive people. The only drawback is that if the protagonist in the film looks closer to George W. Bush, it will be perfect and the audience will understand the director's intention more smoothly.

Secondly, 10,000 years of mankind have been wasted.

Ten thousand years ago, human ancestors built a pyramid higher than the CCTV building, but we still don't know how the Egyptian pyramid was built more than 4,000 years ago. This was not in vain. Secondly, the ancestors of tigers still maintained such a huge body. How can horses be similar to modern horses? Didn't horses live for ten thousand years without evolution? In addition, the appearance of colored tribes seems to be not much different from that of modern African tribes ... In addition, there are too many things beyond our archaeologists' imagination, and I dare not list them one by one. In short, if I were an archaeologist, I would ask my colleagues to give the director an award and listen to who he would like to thank.

Third, the power of love is really great.

This is not an evaluation of the protagonist, but an evaluation of the gangster. The terrorist leader who takes hostage as his duty falls in love with the heroine with blue eyes, and then completely loses himself. Ten thousand kinds of tenderness flow in her fierce eyes from time to time. As a result, the gangster's second child seized the opportunity to fight back and lost his position as the boss. The boss also whipped the heroine's hand with a whip because of his deep love and responsibility. As a result, he just branded someone else's jade hand as a "god buster", but that's not all. When the boss has nothing and the Empire State Building is about to collapse, what the boss wants is not to run for his life alone, but to escape completely and smartly, with the heroine. But as a result, if you think about it, the hero has won everyone over for his woman, and even God is generous. How can he care about you, the bandit leader? As a result, I lost my life. Students who have seen movies can sum it up with me. This brother can really be said to have accomplished nothing. The boss can't do it well, the slave trader can't do it well, the lover can't do it well, and the killer can't do it well. What a failure to be a man! However, this spirit of never letting go is worth learning from retail investors in China.

When The Promise was released, it was scolded by the national audience. Everyone thinks that director Chen is too ridiculous. However, after reading Ten Thousand Years ago, I realized that the director on the other side of the ocean was more fierce and unscrupulous, but it seems that Emory Qi was not so wronged by director Chen. At least in the face of criticism, people didn't say the famous aphorism that "people can't be so shameless"

Finally, I want to talk about the translation of movie titles. When Luo Dao's last film "The Day After Tomorrow" was introduced, it was translated into "The Day After Tomorrow" by a xx of the importing department, which completely dispelled the warning meaning in the original film and left a laughing stock in the three places across the Taiwan Strait, showing the harm of literal translation; So in order to overcorrect, I think this time "10 thousand years ago" should be translated into "American promise: beyond it"! !